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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Huberdeau and Barkov cleared to play tonight

thank the loving gods above, my hockey team might be cool again

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Alexei Marchenko is also on waivers

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the leafs waived corrado to make room for their new waiver acquisition, alexei marchenko. frankie is free!!!!!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/830597008637493249

the real torts could only be suppressed so long

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Cartoon Man posted:

He's almost gone full Torts. Won't be long by before he tries to punch another coach.

which coach is most likely to fight back and give us a bloody coach fight? probably one of those hard asses who's been around forever, a Ruff or Sutter. sleeper pick to KO Torts: Bashin' Bruce Boudreau

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

Nah, we're not even close. He hasn't verbally assaulted Aaron Portzline or Tom Reed yet, which is my perceived definition of "Above Average Torts".

torts comes into every presser ready to eviscerate portz but he's just so non-confrontational and soft that it breaks john's icy heart and he can't make himself do it

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



if i were a cup champion, i would definitely be finding a way to incorporate it into my sex acts after i gave it a very thorough washing, rinsing, and sanitizing

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Pornographic Memory posted:

i mean, given all the other partying and abuse it's seen, and human nature, it only stands to reason that at least one person has found a way to do something sexual with it right?

yeah im sure someone has. here are some observations:

it's too light to be used as a base so nobody's getting tied to the thing. it's too narrow to fit any fun body parts into it, there's no tight parts to insert things and no rounded cylindrical protrusions to stick into things. it's gotta be uncomfortable to do whatever you're gonna do knowing that the keeper guy has to be there monitoring things too. maybe you find some way to incorporate him too

let's get tyler seguin talking, i bet he worked out some of the sexual physics here

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



so with the news that the Lakers are about to get ruined by Magic Johnson for the indeterminate future, I was thinking about former franchise greats who came back to drive their franchise down down down. the obvious one is Linden in Vancouver, I'd say Neely in Boston is on his way, and that's about it for current ones. who else has done this?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



and soon, Milbury & Boston

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Aphrodite posted:

Actually teams with good coaches, like the undefeated Bruce Cassidy, don't need to hire new coaches.

he needs an opportunity to flesh out his coaching staff fresh, starting with goaltending and defensive coach oates and forwards and powerplay coach milbury

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the referees attempts at Vengeance for ThatguyWidemankilled did not go unnoticed

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/30-thoughts-red-wings-telling-teams-theyre-open-business/

quote:

2. We get phone calls, Part I: Last week, Doug was talking about a penalty Calgary took in its win over Philadelphia and I joked about the “Wideman Conspiracy.” One referee did not find that funny. The next day, he phoned to complain and dropped a bit of a bombshell: The NHL and the Flames met to discuss the way Calgary games are officiated. They went through a ton of video, and even talked about calls not made — including some specifically against Wideman.

From what I was told, it was very tense at times. The Flames lead the league in penalties taken and penalty minutes per game. Last year, they were 26th and 19th, respectively, in those categories.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



pateryn might be just as good as benn. benn might be just as good as pateryn? idk what the order would be. neither of them get any ice time on their stupid teams so maybe we'll get lucky and find out if either of them are actually good

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Zeeman posted:

Is Burrows' new contract going to have a NTC?

no of course not, that would be silly

it has an NMC.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



holy cow why would you not do that deal for drouin

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



lmao

https://twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/836344375122735104

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/836344734306164737

finger-biting, ethnic-slurring, child abuse mocking alex burrows is gonna bring a lot of class to ottawa

e: sorry he was hating on someone for being inuit, not gay, i'm confusing my nhl assholes

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i didn't know which thread this would be funnier in

https://twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/836670080775680000

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Jordan7hm posted:

This would not be funny in any thread this is not funny. :(

how about this

https://twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/836671702566232064

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/PxPOttawa/status/836969579419168769

quick dorion, get on the phone, you need a replacement bruiser D-man

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



oh... oh my

https://twitter.com/PxPOttawa/status/836990750030192640

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/SunDoniB/status/836991447576494084

The Dirty Burger posted:

Burrows-turris-hoffman
Smith-brassard-stone
Dzingel-pageau-pyatt
Stalberg-kelly-wingels

hmmm

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

N: Dalton Prout traded to New Jersey for Kyle Quincey.

V: I know the deadline thread is (points) that way, but :lol: Devils, you traded for Dalton Prout.

both of these guys are not good. prout is better at suppressing shots and better defensively in general, but he does it in protected, small minutes. quincey does it while being sent out there as a normal-ish second pairing dude. prout probably does a little worse against better competition, quincey probably fits a little better into the BJs system than prout's low event shifts do. this is actually a Fair Trade

CBJSprague24 posted:

I am. But he can't be an occasional cheap shot artist who fancies passing the puck to the other colored jersey on the ice.

you poor sheltered fool

e: maybe not so much the cheap shot artist part

Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 1, 2017

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