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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Can someone explain to me why bishop is apparently being shopped? Probably just a dumb rumor but if true it's baffling. He's having an off year and vasilevskiy is his usual meh 910.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Eh, I guess the down season is bad but the whole team is down. Like if I'm picking a goalie between the two I'm definitely going with the proven commodity over the three years of 910. Big man bang Stevie's daughter or something?

Whatever, I'm no gm, but if Nill isn't blowing up Yzerman's phone, he should be canned.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Pornographic Memory posted:

tampa's going to be hard pressed by the cap (which was just announced to be likely to not increase next season) and has to economize where they can - they've already got vasilevskiy locked up for the next few years at $3.5 million a year starting next season, paying ben bishop $6 million (or more) is going to be tough when you have hedman's extension kicking in and drouin, johnson, and palat up for new contracts.

Yeah, that makes sense. For some reason I though big Ben was like 27, not 30.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That's gotta be a record.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I hope he gets claimed so he's forced to move against his will. Without his consent, if you will.


Actually, don't. He'll just get send down to the minors and that probably exactly what he wants.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Oh, and spezza is dead for a couple weeks. Just when they were starting to get some goals, too.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The preferred term is Sexual Predator™

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

No no, it's hilarious. It should be a mid-season tradition.

How about this, on every Friday the 13th players can only use wooden sticks.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nill used up all his mana on big trades and has none left to competently manage depth oh and also something about goaltending but I'm sure it isn't important.


E: Oh, right, defence. Yeah, probably also not important.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

fits posted:



enjoy australia i guess

They'll still get a team before Québec City or Hamilton.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Boo hoo, we only have Rask as a starter and several young guys with potential that have yet to hit their nhl stride behind a bad defence.

Eat a dick, bruins.

Also, hasn't Helly been like 910 all season? He's been average to decent every game I've seen him in. Is it just Pavelec love or what?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Yeah, must be really tough having a team so far down there in last place. Truly, we can all feel for Habs fans. Amazing they'll be a lottery team again this year. That's what, 3 years in a row? Just awful.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Suspicious posted:

Also way to have no memory, thread. Remember last season? "lol you're undefeated and you're complaining!!" and then the Habs didn't make the playoff because without a .935+ Carey Price, this team is nothing.

And two seasons ago when they were top if the east. Definitely worth complaining about all the time. I mean having the best goalie in the world is so horrible because he could get injured.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

grack posted:

Hey look, if Dallas stapled Lehtonen and Niemi together they might almost be as good as Price, if Price was on day four of a four day bender and had lost feeling in his catching hand.

Such a procedure sounds like it would have a pretty decent chance of one or both of them dying on the operating table. So, yeah, worth a try! Or two! gently caress, sew Nill in there too for kicks.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Furnaceface posted:

I have a feeling something really dumb is going to happen, like Dallas is going to trade for Pavelec.

Won't happen because, you see, they are happy with the goaltending situation.

Though I hear Rask is a bum now. Maybe a goalie swap, Sweeney? Hell, why don't we take the guy from king of the hill and you can have the sabres guy while we're at it.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Of the 30 teams Montreal is ranked 6th in possession when tied and 4th when leading. They experience the same drop that every single team does.

But he's bad you see.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm rooting for the caps to win the cup because I want them to set the trend of still trying to play hockey even though (and this is the crazy part) you have a 1 goal lead with 19 minutes left in the third. Or if you're a "defensive" team, at all.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

DOOMocrat posted:

Not very good is better than bad. Claim him, Jimmy.

No, no, the goaltending is fine. So is the defence. Everything is fine.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Krime posted:

Who is trying to tank this year?

You can have MAF for a 7th rounder

Dallas.



If you can't win the west, you might as well win the lottery.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If not for Colorado, stars could have managed to go from top of the west to dead last in a single offseason. loving Colorado.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

True. Either way, winning the blood division then dropping to bottom 3 in the west is still impressive.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

iospace posted:

Let me think of an owner-

Nope. Can't.


Ok, /maybe/ Mark Cuban and whoever owns the Warriors. But I can't think of any others.

The city of green bay? Someone in there gotta be not pure evil. Now pure cholesterol, on the other hand.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Feb 13, 2017

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

He can have all the cowboy hats and country music he wants in Dallas.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Should have been Roy.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Furnaceface posted:

Is... is he swinging his stick at the ref? :stare:

Also grats HAS. Heard the good news on the radio.

Stars are going to hire Therrien, so condolences in advance Stars fans.

Hey, gently caress you buddy.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Well, that coaching staff matches Dallas' d and goaltending situation as far as quality goes.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Yeah, I'm not really getting how he's "part of the organization"?

Will Arizona reward Pavel for his loyal service to the club when his contract is up?

E: or, right, I forgot he actually played a couple games with the jackets. 4 points in 26 games, lol.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Feb 15, 2017

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And just when everyone was getting all uppity about the lack of fun trades around the league.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I dunno, putting a huge dude next to EK and inflating his point total might not be a bad move for the sens. They ain't doing much this year, might as well swindle some nice picks out of an idiot gm for a giant with proximity points.


Fake edit: I mean, yeah, they're probably going to make the playoffs because lolantic, but they getting bounded quick.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Schlesische posted:

I definitely see the Sens beating the "THANK YOU SWEENEY" Bruins or Leafs. Fancy Cats or Bolts? Probably not (since they'll have to be on fire to make the playoffs), but they're a long shot at this stage.
And I mean, if it's Habs/Rags in the other match up, I'd be down to give the Sens a red hot chance at that match up too.

Getting back to your point though, anyone who wins through the Atlantic is winning the honour of getting their clocks cleaned by the Pittsburgh Penguins or a "Magic, Bullshit, Voodoo overcoming" Washington Capitals, so who really cares?

Well, that's what I mean. Yeah, I can see them beating any team in the Atlantic, but does that really matter in the end? Anderson could get playoff hot and price/hank could let in one goal a game and it would/could be a coin toss. Cats are a bit of an unknown because of the injuries and I don't know what to make of the bolts this year.

In the end, it would take a whole lot to keep a metro team from taking the east. Though I guess all Ottawa really wants is some playoff revenue, so going two rounds, let alone making it to the ECF, would be a huge win.

What I'm trying to say is that Nill is providing to be an idiot and at this point in the season I'd rather talk about other teams than watch the Stars poo poo up the ice for 60 mins.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So if a player with no history goes Last Boy Scout on the ice, what do they get? Oh, and this players scores goals and is considered a nice guy by all.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Okay, minus the suicide.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


I guess we should wait till after the deadline to start an expansion thread, eh?


Also:

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Feb 17, 2017

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Honest question -- is there a more unbreakable individual record in modern major sports than Gretzky's scoring lead?

Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game maybe?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

DOOMocrat posted:

After the first third period comeback of the year, the Stars salute Dave Strader calling a game for the first time this season, while recieving cancer treatment.

He was great. gently caress cancer.

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/833160030346153984

Dave owns, Benn owns, please don't take Russ, Vegas.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And some idiot teams actually give these brain damaged grunts power. Usually works out.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Is there any way to fix offer sheets or should they just get rid of them since we'll never see one again?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

take me you ANIMAL posted:

If there's anyone that can work out an AV of the Coaches Corner transcribed Elliot video where it shows trotz saying "call it on the same way" through "OK lets go" i'll buy you something on the forums or whatever, just needs to have the phone in it. If not I'll just do a pic of it.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VXK7kGPNx8 new one from today.

This work?



I can clean it up when I'm not at work and centre it more on the same way bit if you have some patience.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I dunno, clearly offside and player launched a puck on an unready goalie. If that isn't a penalty there should at least be a 4 or 5 minute scrum about it.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So Eaves was the problem all along. Beards are a distraction. Whatcha out, crappy Benn.

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