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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
There are seemingly billions of these paperbacks at grocery stores and in libraries that I have never really given a chance. Which ones are considered the must-reads of the genre? I've only heard of 50 shades of grey.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
have you read 50 shades more

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Bitch, get you porn on the internet, like the rest of us.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Romancing Mr Bridgerton and all the rest of the series in the bridgerton series are pretty good

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Iron Council by China Mieville

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i like when geralt makes sex in the witcher novels

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
So do they show the sex happening that's something I've always wondered about. Sounds saucy

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Alex Haley's Roots starring LeVar Burton

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Steamy stump nights by k p saucington

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Go for ones that show cod pieces on the cover. Never fails.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My grandma like buying them then throwing them in the trash when she was done with them. I'd ask her what the good ones are but she's dead :(

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

This is the best one op, trust me, I actually read this book.



https://www.amazon.com/Husband-Any-Other-Name/dp/098890456X

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

The Cupcake Club series is pretty good, so says my friends who read that kind of trash.




http://www.goodreads.com/series/73234-cupcake-club

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

If the Official Prima Guide to Dark Souls doesn't get you hard as a rock then I don't know what to tell you.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Anything where the man plunges so deep it touches the womb is pretty good.

Right in the cervix, that's where we like it.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Anything where the man plunges so deep it touches the womb is pretty good.

Right in the cervix, that's where we like it.

User/post combo of the month.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Amarcarts posted:

There are seemingly billions of these paperbacks at grocery stores and in libraries that I have never really given a chance. Which ones are considered the must-reads of the genre? I've only heard of 50 shades of grey.

What's the name of that one where the hunky, mysterious wealthy cowboy meets a shy, plain city girl and takes her on a thrilling but not too dangerous adventure whilst also being a gentlemanly thief with a heart of gold that just happens to be a hidden vampire and enjoys mutually enjoyable orgasms after an appropriate amount of foreplay?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Written by former SA Mod, Eggplant Wizard

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I hate that I can't get the Imgur links on mobile. So annoying.

Have to download and Reupload

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy


The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe. It is very romantic. And it is about a goon.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

I hate that I can't get the Imgur links on mobile. So annoying.

Have to download and Reupload



lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Heaving Bosom of Lady Paddleforth

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Don't buy these now because they will be free on Valentines Day.



https://www.amazon.com/Hansel-Grete...82%3AB009FIACNI



https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-...82%3AB009FIACNI



https://www.amazon.com/Spartacus-Lo...82%3AB009FIACNI

The Fuzzy Hulk fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Feb 3, 2017

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Eugene Onegin is a nice little light hearted romp.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Anything by chuck tingle is in the top 50

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pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I worked helping shut down a used bookstore for several months and there were like three big lightweight romance novel authors all the old ladies loved, none of whom I can recall now. They'd come in and buy fifty, sell fifty etc over and over while their husbands bought paperback westerns.

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