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mishaq posted:you have to janitor you windows 10 pc every time microsoft releases updates because they got rid of all their qa m$ has really gone to poo poo lol @ anyone who paid for win10
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trilljester posted:WTF are transparent widgets? ways to put more clocks on the screen or tell you what it might be like outside with transparency!
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May 3, 2017 01:31
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May 11, 2017 14:59
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THC posted:i like when u hand someone an anroid phone and a tiny corner of their finger brushes against the dedicated back button and it kicks them out of whatever you wanted to show them this is especially likely in portrait mode playing bideo shames
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May 12, 2017 00:35
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Blue Train posted:Properly coded games make the game fullscreen requiring a swipe to show the navigation bar hth if only there were someone who could enforce standards more stringent than "app won't come over to your house and gently caress your sister--if user explicitly denies permission"
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May 12, 2017 01:21
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infernal machines posted:if you're on a business trip why wouldn't you just hire a hooker, like every other man on a business trip since forever? you ask on an internet forum
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May 14, 2017 01:53
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infernal machines posted:it's me, the guy managing files on my telephone it's only a telephone by default *he says falling out of a window* that's why it's so funny!
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May 14, 2017 21:50
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power botton posted:I mean its a more powerful computer than what got us to the moon but sure just call it a "telephone" it's more of a question of do you use it as a phone? i don't but my free droid does phone (sometimes i'm surprised when i get a call and am like "who gave you this number") i just don't really want it for that it's an excellent ipod replacement, and i was seriously considering buying a used zune from amazon before i got this now i have a bluetooth music player that holds all of my bad taste in one convenient package doggo knows when she smells me wearing the thing it is time to go conquer the neighborhood dorks for me won't quit
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May 15, 2017 00:48
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Larry Parrish posted:My phone is rougly 1000 times as storage dense as a floppy so go on and tell me how it's just a phone phone barely a phone, you can find out the apps the cool kids are into and develop for them without being totally clueless who doesn't want to be the dude who falls rear end backward into floppy bards or what shat
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May 15, 2017 05:52
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atomicthumbs posted:steely-eyed missile mandroid
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May 15, 2017 09:19
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Lutha Mahtin posted:nah, the part where my phone never rings and instead shows voicemails is because i'm on google fi  i used to use this as a sig but i felt it was too much and also my image editing skills are crapp
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Jun 6, 2017 04:01
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Millstone posted:How's it feel to be a janitor so when g+ was a thing and everyone was excited to do hangouts a bunch of goons flooded the thing and so did a bunch of google employees ended up talking to this guy in a multi-user hangout just because it was possible to do and kinda fun. he was a senior dev or somesuch made a bit of a faux pas though when he said what his job was and i was like "oh you're a computer janitor" like that was a positive thing to say obviously clueless on my part but his face just turned bright red and he started trembling and shaking his head
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Jun 24, 2017 07:07
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cinci zoo sniper posted:cant recommend oneplus 5 b/c suicide requests are banned in yospos srsly you can read about oneplus' hilarious history in the defend your purchase grey forums
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Jul 21, 2017 16:19
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Get him some poo poo Chinese Android phone in an iPhone SE body. Something like that probably exists. That way speculation about his mental state by strangers would be deflected when they see an iPhone body. huawei or a one+
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Jul 22, 2017 20:50
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Silver Alicorn posted:wireless headphones are good for running or w/e because they don't tug out of your ears when you move. not that anyone here would know about physical exercise i like my 8/hr BT plantronics not for audiophiles or people who need it loud but they do okay for normal music listening + hearing cars
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Jul 24, 2017 03:42
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pram posted:you should tell him 'andoid bitch' 'ayn rand bitch'
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Jul 27, 2017 01:58
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infernal machines posted:well these guys got caught well they were following the p2pp rules and by executive order, when you have the peer protocol it's game over
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Aug 4, 2017 08:25
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BONGHITZ posted:i hope people can stop fighting wars now that we are in the future bread, circuses and liveleaks ISIS videos
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Aug 20, 2017 19:36
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The Management posted:we are living in the worst possible future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZLAt3zwEpQ thank goodness for sliders peace out i'm gonna kill hitler and the Goa'uld
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Aug 20, 2017 20:05
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Silver Alicorn posted:imageine if iPhone made phones out of luxury materials like hardwood, marble, ivory https://techcrunch.com/2012/11/25/sandbenders/
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Aug 21, 2017 23:14
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Progressive JPEG posted:Uh isn't that the point of android i mean, you've been reading this thread you may have noticed google's decisions aren't really based on objective reality at least not one that we can figure out they're ad servers first and foremost, no longer running under the aegis of "don't be evil" and the programs they kill make no sense excepting that it's not making them money or a project lead pissed someone off and it's just corporate politics ask some yosgooglers i guess
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Aug 22, 2017 17:27
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ya know how that horrible pepsi ad that led to people hitting cops in the face with cans of pepsi i feel like this could go in the same direction but it wouldn't be as funny if a cop's face caught fire for the perpetrator (they'd get messed up) for me eh
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Aug 29, 2017 20:18
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did anyone say bokeh haram yet? because i'm gonna, if not
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Oct 28, 2017 01:13
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seriously wth if you really want to plug an external bluray player into your phone i'm sure it's possible or just don't do that because it's insanely stupid
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Nov 29, 2017 02:54
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Millstone posted:Microsoft pushes updates that install candy crush and notifications about how great edge is. At least all my files are exactly where I left them. microsoft is garbage these days i won't bore you with my experiences on their forums but it boils down to "have you tried turning it on and off" (bing up your rear end)
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Nov 29, 2017 08:52
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Dec 8, 2017 02:26
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pram posted:cant believe people still use this pos os i love the iOS (even though it hosed me a couple times and ate my keychain) but i got a basically free aynroid because i wanted to see about developing for the play store all i can say is an iphone is a great phone but computer janitting a droid is fun if you're sitting on the toilet
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Dec 19, 2017 02:02
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sarnsung phones are barely phones but you can customize them if you like 
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Dec 19, 2017 02:03
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infernal machines posted:so it's basically a $500 fidget spinner? new thread title?
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Dec 19, 2017 02:18
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Phobeste posted:what did you customize on your andoid that you cannot customize on an iPhone i hate HATE admitting it but you can do a lot of fuckery with an android still not a good telephone, but you can do uh stuff
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Dec 19, 2017 02:49
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Midjack posted:i need six clocks on my homescreen, okay? watch out that joke is about to start collecting social security and it's going to have a lot of time on its hands
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Dec 19, 2017 14:05
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Cocoa Crispies posted:someone probably wanted to say they redid the emojis and nobody with taste was around to say "no" Cocoa Crispies posted:i like to route android phones to the nearest storm drain doin' some watchmen fan fic eh?
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Feb 4, 2018 06:32
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hobbesmaster posted:quality of the 3d image is directly related to the distance between the sensors in the notch so unless they want to make face id worse applying the rule of thumb that true compromise leaves everyone unsatisfied
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Mar 2, 2018 01:25
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Bulgakov posted:at least on anroid there's the assurance that the mystery notifications are never about an update
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Mar 5, 2018 05:59
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President Beep posted:tbh “bezos” sounds like a demon name......... more like a hairball imo
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Mar 8, 2018 06:24
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i was walking through a working class neighborhood of nyc yesterday and i saw a handmade ad nailed to a telephone pole for "android tv boxes" that strongly implied they would come pre-configured for pirate streams my brother came over the other day with his new sarnsung tablet so i could put terrarium on it i'm that guy 
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Mar 23, 2018 21:19
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infernal machines posted:facebook scraped all communication history from android phones with the app installed, for years hahahahaha
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Mar 25, 2018 01:40
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Bulgakov posted:are the multiple duplicate notification icons going to have to wrap around now? can't wait for the bendy iphone to trickle down so we can line them up in a moebius strip
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Endless Mike posted:pirated anime and emulators. the usual i resemble this
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