Andoird: green bubble stigma

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

how in the gently caress does android in tyool 2017 not handle email autoconfiguration with exchange?

apple figured this poo poo out eight years ago assholes.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 05:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i had a jordana 720 as a teen. it was, at the time, pro as gently caress

also had the nokia 770/800 maemo devices. they were p. neato an vaguely useful as an internet device in an era of lovely smartphone platforms. i still have my n800 for use as a prop in halloween costumes (wrist computer/pipboy)

umpcs were unmitigated trash. woefully underpowered and no battery life.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 16:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i didn't have an orinoco card back in those days, but i had a usr 56k modem with the popout x-jack connector, and some of the payphones in my city had rj11 jacks on them for just such use.

in hindsight it was cyberpunk as gently caress

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 05:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

atomicthumbs posted:

but the jornada had a built-in modem whose jack popped out the corner

i think i used it to send a fax once

that may be what i'm remembering. i did have a 33.6 and a 56k usr pccard with the popout x-jack too

we got dial-up with our 1st gen dsl, so i used that. also faxed a bunch of all black pages to a local computer store staffed by dicks.

had an hp 200lx too, that thing was dope as gently caress, if only because you could run anything dos based that didn't require cga+ graphics

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 09:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

oh and had fun with the teachers because our laserjet printers had irda that wasn't disabled, so i could trigger printing poo poo in the middle of class and there was no account id on the banner

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 09:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

what the hell happened here? did they train the software on public transit and so it sees bus schedules everywhere??

i'm pretty sure it's just a really horribly presented screenshot and the second two images have nothing to do with the bottle image, but who knows?

it's pretty funny either way

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 01:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i prefer to believe bixby is the new magical realism bot that interprets everything through the lens of the MTA

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 01:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

just another case of android giving you choice while apple tells you what to do

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 19:50

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you keep using that word cool, i do not think it means what you think it means

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 20:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i thought they're "fixing it" by allowing users to adjust the hue to their preference, meaning they probably can't get any two random displays to a reasonable delta-e

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 20:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Doc Block posted:

which is the dumbest loving thing, just BTW

google: "this is our flagship device, so we will support it for a whopping 18 months!"

apple: *still supports the iPhone 5, released in 2012*

no, it makes perfect sense. the only idiots spending $1000 on an android phone are the idiots that buy a new phone every 9 months anyway, when the latest "flagship" launches. why bother to support a phone for longer than any of your primary market will own it?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 17:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if my phone were like a puzzle?

every new release i'd have to figure out how all my commonly used functions were accessed and were everything had been moved to.

maybe one random feature could be broken or depreciated with each release, like a game of roulette.

download the wrong app? it encrypts your phone, or uploads all your personal data and contacts to spammers in shenzhen - jackpot!

exciting!

# ¿ May 1, 2017 18:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

can you imagine a life so devoid of meaning that you rely on superficial changes to your phone operating system for excitement?

# ¿ May 1, 2017 18:17

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Blue Train posted:

AT&T Antivirus stuff

L M A O

# ¿ May 2, 2017 00:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

google: android was a mistake

# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone?

how is this an actual use case?

# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Last Chance posted:

i assume if you use chrome's sync thing, it syncs your history between all your devices incl pc/mac

LastInLine posted:

S7, 7.0. Don't act like you don't look at porn on your phone now!!

# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

if you're on a business trip why wouldn't you just hire a hooker, like every other man on a business trip since forever?

# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

android: arguably less harmful than the sex trade

# ¿ May 14, 2017 16:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's me, the guy managing files on my telephone

# ¿ May 14, 2017 21:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

new app idea: virtual switchboard

reason style interface where you move virtual patch cords between interfaces to route your calls like some 1930s exchange operator. i expect it'll be the most pirated app of 2017

# ¿ May 14, 2017 21:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

power botton posted:

I mean its a more powerful computer than what got us to the moon but sure just call it a "telephone"

lol.

please explain the relevance to "the computer that got us to the moon"

# ¿ May 15, 2017 00:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

my casio calculator in high school that basically topped out at displaying 5138008 and doing square roots was effectively as advanced as the computers behind the apollo missions

# ¿ May 15, 2017 00:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 14:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Millstone posted:

Boobeis 🤔

i'm both illiterate and innumerate

# ¿ May 19, 2017 07:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

the lmao part of this was they only decided to ramp production back up after other countries sunk trillions in developing new fields that were only profitable at the elevated price point and now have to almost immediately be shut back down after producing fuckall

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 15:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

he might just be really stupid, that's an option too

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 20:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

my advice is always buy an iphone or just buy whatever loving piece of trash catches your eye since they're literally all garbage and will be broken in some way out of the box. sure, some are worse than others, but you already know what to buy if you want a phone that works, and it ain't an android.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 18:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

how is the solution to the issue "make the phone really hot"?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 19:50

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lmao, they're doing a bga reflow while the thing is running?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 19:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

wow, that's even better than the live bga reflow somehow.

jfc.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 04:23

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Larry Parrish posted:

Speaking of, why on earth can't you delete the pre-installed apps from either Androids or iPhones. Some of those are just loving garbage, or totally useless, or both.

um, you can? on ios the only apps that can't be removed are the dialer, app store, messages, safari, and wallet

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 22:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

or: why you can't uninstall internet explorer

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 06:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

apple, now on par with microsoft circa 2001

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 06:03

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

just creat a folder called trash and put your phone in it

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 15:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

LastInLine posted:

i hate how its impossible to buy cars in real colors anymore

what unreal colours are you finding cars in and how much dmt do you take on a daily basis?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 04:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

is that one product (red) or has timb ended his affair with bono?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 05:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

multiple android oems straight up lift all of your phone data, contacts, and sms convos and send them back to headquarters, by design

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 22:31

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mishaq posted:

anroid users are literally retarded and have stockholm syndrome

anyone who chooses a phone specifically because they have to janitor it can't be quite right in the head.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 23:46

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