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Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my soul is black as the moonless night. i am a reverse oreo

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Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
back to the matter at hand: my favorite black person in history is akhenaten because he was (and in fact continues to be) a successful alchemist. here are some muggles trying laughably to come to terms with the characteristic hermaphroditism of successful philosopher's stone egg-swallowers/layers:

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The rather strange and eccentric portrayals of Akhenaten, with a sagging stomach, thick thighs, large breasts, and long, thin face — so different from the athletic norm in the portrayal of pharaohs — have led certain Egyptologists to suppose that Akhenaten suffered some kind of genetic abnormality.
:sad:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

CharlestonJew posted:

I thought Obama was a secret clone of Akhenaten via soul transfer to an unborn fetus
theres something seriously weird about obama. im p. sure hes not human. i voted for him twice and i cant recall why. i like him.

i dont think hes akhenaten though, mostly because of the soul thing. you guys in the know get what i mean

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
obama is very confusing. this one time i woke up and i was super convinced that i was him, but then mister bimbus walked in and i remembered obama doesn't have cats.

thanks for the help, little buddy! :cabot:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Illavick posted:

So do black people have white shadows?
in the black sun dimension they do, yeah

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