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for my first functional language programming project, i will make a forum. and this will be easy and only take a couple weeks. because its a functional paradigm you see. its pure and i just have to describe the intended end state. computer *bleep yes captain* make forum
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Feb 4, 2017 03:22
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i voted this thread 5 because nothing makes me laugh harder than forum rewrites. we're on number two now, third times a charm!
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Feb 4, 2017 05:41
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akadajet posted:The original idea was just to buy xenforo to get something that was actively maintained. That would have been a much more sane choice. haha lol
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Feb 5, 2017 05:11
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kickplarper
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Feb 5, 2017 08:57
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something? lol
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Feb 5, 2017 10:53
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i am here to lolLowtax posted:The dude who was going to rewrite them from scratch has been swamped with work and hasn't been progressing as much as he initially claimed, so right now I'm talking to the Xenforo people about a custom migration to their platform. lol
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Feb 27, 2017 06:45
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is kickplarper still happening though
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Feb 27, 2017 06:49
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no lowtax said he was a big deal coder so this was really more like noblesse oblige
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Feb 27, 2017 20:22
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i can have this forum done in lisp in a week, two tops
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Feb 28, 2017 18:01
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Cold on a Cob posted:
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Mar 1, 2017 07:11
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Dr. Hans Klangwerk posted:I just want to be clear that I got quite far in the process of building the new forums before my personal situation/life changed quite a bit in ways I couldn't predict. I disagree with the people who say it isn't possible for one person to do the work, but I can't be that person anymore. Sorry! Dr. Hans Klangwerk posted:Yeah, it's not that it's half-baked (the parts I finished were production quality) but I doubt it would be very useful to anyone at this moment, since it's basically half a forum. I haven't given up on the project, and I think Lowtax is still on board with using our own software if it becomes stable at some point in the future. It just will probably take too long at this point, and as Lowtax has mentioned there are reasons to want to migrate off of the current software in the near term. another successful goon proujekect
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Mar 4, 2017 07:34
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cis autodrag posted:im really getting a lot of laughs out of these forums announcements where he tries to pretend it's 1999 again and everyone is dying for a mood house sequel. 2x the monkey and 4x the cheese
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Mar 5, 2017 09:08
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a DOOM forum
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Mar 6, 2017 02:01
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someone mentioned booleans in the discussion area on the blog re: him explaining his retarded bitfield poo poo on TEAMBERRY DOT COM or whatever he basically was like 'LOL i bet youre storing the string 'false' in the DB get outta here ya fuckin noob'
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Mar 7, 2017 06:11
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no one cares
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Mar 7, 2017 07:34
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dead gay son posted:help computer
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Mar 8, 2017 02:10
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med school head posted:we use jira, confluence, and bitbucket and they all blow rear end (esp the first two) bitbucket is straight up a joke. cant search code in tyool 2017 lmao
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Mar 9, 2017 02:16
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yellow borders posted:how does it feel to get epically loving owned by a high level troll lord
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Mar 9, 2017 19:24
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infernal machines posted:remember when the rewrite was going to use markdown instead of bbcode, because reasons? it was going to be compatible with every formatting syntax known to man because of the sheer power of functional programming
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Mar 10, 2017 18:12
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which, i might add, was production ready. believe me. we're talking big league production. but my life is a mess. sad!
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Mar 10, 2017 18:14
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im gay
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Mar 26, 2017 05:20
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Silver Alicorn posted:it was an experimental forums/imageboard pram was running for a little while that wasnt my site being 'penetration tested' it was pleasure kevins lol the source is all here i just stopped working on it shrug https://github.com/eirka
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Mar 26, 2017 20:17
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i even wrote a packer and ansible installer for it lol https://github.com/eirka/eirka-provision/blob/master/eirka.json https://github.com/eirka/eirka-provision/blob/master/base.yml
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Mar 26, 2017 20:18
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redleader posted:for real though, what are the technical challenges associated with a rewrite? i'm looking for purely technical reasons, not things like "it will inevitably be a buggy and feature-poor waste of time". why is a forum so hard to make? its just tedious implementing all the individual features and then fixing the bugs. a forum is deceptively simple because its superficially just a CRUD application, until you realize the massive surface area. each little bullshit feature requires its own controller, model, template, etc by virtue of being a solo project it would never have the man hours behind it even 'bad' forum software has. years of user complaints and bug fixes
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Mar 28, 2017 20:02
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its actually done. you just cant see it
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Mar 29, 2017 02:19
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no he can only find programmers who will write new forums, not basic ETL
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Mar 29, 2017 21:36
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esoteric programming
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Mar 31, 2017 00:21
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Apr 3, 2017 03:02
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the site is crazy dead, its no joke. yospos was never this slow even a year ago
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Apr 3, 2017 03:03
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we're at the death spiral where the lack of activity makes people go elsewhere, decreasing activity further. no new posters are coming in so its all downhill from here
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Apr 3, 2017 03:06
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tumblrs nested comments are insanely bad. it doesnt work on the default layout, and it definitely doesnt work on whatever infantile theme the moronic blog youre reading is using
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Apr 3, 2017 20:58
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hows kickparper coming
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Apr 4, 2017 02:16
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hell, same
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Apr 4, 2017 06:26
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:"have u read gently caress you and die. real funny." - kid on schoolbus in 4th grade
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Apr 6, 2017 02:29
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emoji posted:I'm Jon Hendren's 'really good' GED score and demanding job that precludes making 5 posts per day on a forum but allows 24/7 Twitter. lol
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Apr 6, 2017 02:30
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well now that the obituary has been written this place feels even more depressing. for the win
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Apr 6, 2017 02:41
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AWWNAW posted:posting on a dead forum in a thread about dead forum in a geek squad sub forum 
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Apr 6, 2017 03:42
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i have seen lambda run out of capacity. as in all your functions just straight up fail with an error message. its pretty epic
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Apr 30, 2017 05:33
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the site is dying because its slow and boring not because lowtax checks in every 5 months
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