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"Seminal Fluid" is okay apparently: To vote on mine, go to this page and click the "I'd Eat That" button.
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I was going to name one "Disney™" but apparently they decided to ban that word for some reason.
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They just removed my "Busted Nut" and "Seminal Fluid" flavors and scolded me via email.
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No, it's just a robo-email. Unfortunately, they didn't take the time to point out specifically what was wrong:quote:We can't accept your flavor for the following reasons: But these two are okay:  
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death by computer posted:God, do I wish those were personalized. I know, right? "Dear Adam, What the gently caress is wrong with you?!"
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"Goatse" isn't allowed, unfortunately. "Tubgirl" is, but unfortunately there's no good graphic to go with it:
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Got sent an email after the Tubgirl one, so I guess someone caught it. But this one seems pretty straightforward:
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Here's an example of the "do's" and "don't's" of doing Lay's a Flavor:   
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These both are amazing.
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"Genitalia" is not filtered. Have fun with that. 
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At this point we should all link to each other's pages so we can vote. Mine is here: https://www.dousaflavor.com/flavor-pantry/97608.
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I just jumbled up a bunch of Russian phrases on Google translate, put a picture of borsch on it, and for some reason it got deleted.
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Ooh boy. I'm going to hell for this one.
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GeneX posted:Should be "Hungry, Hungry Hymies" to get the boardgame allusion in with the racism Dammit..I was so close to a good joke. Anyway, here it is:    Yes, "Meconium" is actually not filtered. I got an email for it and they deleted it, but still...WHY IS THAT NOT FILTERED?
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I'm all for being banned from suggesting Lay's Potato Chip flavors under the condition that they write an email telling me how they feel.
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I came up with a flavor called "Corn Hole Surprise" that actually got accepted. I wrote a big detailed description about how it was the first chip to taste like, and contain, corn products. But I was SUPER sincere sounding and I just got this email saying that it had officially been accepted: This is what it looks like: 
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I've had a bunch more that were rejected, but I'm more interested in the ones that were accepted, like these. "Indra Nooyi" is the name of their CEO, for the record.  
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I can't get past how vile this image looks. Even if you just called it Chicken Fried Steak it would still look like lumpy opaque jizz.
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That last one actually got accepted. 
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I think I cracked the code!
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Oy very!
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The website is getting better about not letting people take snapshots of joke flavors, unfortunately. I had like, ten more that got removed before I could link to them.    On the other hand, one of the flavors (briefly) slipped past their screeners so I got this confirmation email: 
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Turns out the uppercase "I" makes a very passable lowercase "L" in the font they're using.
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They actually accepted this entry:
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So, I've been submitting flavors like these:  and they all look fine, except they allow you to submit an image to help pitch your flavor, and I've been submitting this one (warning: very very gross):  http://escholarship.org/uc/item/0sv058j6/1.jpg
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