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did you make the leviathan didja huh huh gently caress you man fuuuuuuck you gently caress YOU
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nomadologique posted:did you make the leviathan
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Feb 5, 2017 03:08
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Though shalt not worship false idols!! Especially any that look similar to this. Make sure you bring these all to me. 
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Feb 5, 2017 03:13
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africa. heh heh. it's gonna look like a dong.
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Feb 5, 2017 03:17
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nomadologique posted:did you make the leviathan
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Feb 5, 2017 03:29
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can u imagine if onan ever discovered the internet
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Feb 5, 2017 04:40
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*is still in that brief phase where he gives a gently caress what humanity does*
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Feb 5, 2017 04:43
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Seems to not mind the most horrendous things, but boy dos he get pissy about Thise fags! That he's DEFFINATELY not one of, no way.. I hate them soooo much, look ill prove it!. *creates a single naked dude in a garden, gets angry when dude asks for a women.
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Feb 5, 2017 11:22
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*is infallible* i should make exactly two people, in my image, that need to inbreed the species to prosperity. basically im gonna watch me gently caress lady me and have retarded babies this owns lmao glad i turned on the lights for this and made a sicknasty garden for me's to gently caress in "hey god we did a thing you told us that we should not do is this your fault?" uhhhhhh... no it's not my fault, err, uhhh, ummm, oh yeah. you guys totally did that out of, ummm, free....... will. yeah that's it. free will. see this isn't my fault because i made you so you could do your own thing even if that thing is the worst possible thing of all time which just started so the bar is pretty low. but yeah this is your fault actually and not mine because im perfect and you hosed up. get out and also now you realize youre naked lmao sorry for ur small peen *later realize i hosed up and decide to start over from scratch but with at least a couple of everything plus an idiot i make build a ship instead of just using some of my power to do something less extreme like i dont know, literally anything but flood the entire planet* *never take responsibility for my mistakes*
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Feb 5, 2017 12:39
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Feb 5, 2017 13:13
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*tuns bitches into pillar of salt* showed that fucker who is salty
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Feb 5, 2017 13:21
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Gridlocked posted:*tuns bitches into pillar of salt* Followed by Lot getting boned in his sleep by his daughters because they thought everyone in the world had died and they had to repopulate.
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Feb 5, 2017 13:24
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Feb 5, 2017 13:31
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you know what, none of these rules seem very fair but one day i'll sacrifice myself to myself and somehow that will let me change them and make sense.
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Feb 5, 2017 13:41
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Feb 5, 2017 15:54
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can't wait til they find this easter egg (adds the new world)
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Feb 5, 2017 15:55
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nomadologique posted:(spills milk on my ham sandwich) Lmao
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Feb 5, 2017 15:56
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nomadologique posted:can't wait til they find this easter egg we'll want some content, but nothing too difficult *makes the mobs vulnerable to guns, germs, and steel* *spawns all the guns, germs, and steel near the starting area*
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Feb 5, 2017 16:37
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man i hope somebody can decode this thing... (hands over The Bible) "IF U R READING THIS AM TRAPPED IN SMALL BOX AT BACK OF TEMPLE IN FEAR FOR LIFE HIGH PRIEST IS LUNATIC"
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Feb 5, 2017 16:43
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nomadologique posted:man i hope somebody can decode this thing... um they keep him in there so he doesn't melt everyone's face
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Feb 5, 2017 16:47
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*Is a bunch of rules and stories stolen from Mesopotamian and Persian religions that preceded Him, thereby making OT God not real, and Jews a bunch of desert loonies*
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Feb 5, 2017 17:34
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*causes Bronze Age society to collapse*
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Feb 5, 2017 19:15
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Haier posted:*Is a bunch of rules and stories stolen from Mesopotamian and Persian religions that preceded Him, thereby making OT God not real, and Jews a bunch of desert loonies*
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Feb 5, 2017 19:29
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*gets high on angel dust*
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Feb 5, 2017 19:38
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*invents buttholes* lol
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Feb 5, 2017 19:39
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*secretly has a wife who is actually a wooden pole* Google Asherah, my dudes
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Feb 5, 2017 19:42
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hate hoot posted:*secretly has a wife who is actually a wooden pole* No no no that was nerfed in the last patch
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Feb 5, 2017 19:45
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*eats a hot pocket lmao*
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Feb 5, 2017 20:08
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* Bangs Mary Magdalene, never calls again *
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504 posted:Seems to not mind the most horrendous things, but boy dos he get pissy about Thise fags! That he's DEFFINATELY not one of, no way.. I hate them soooo much, look ill prove it!. Why does everyone assume god is a dude? Think about it, god is all alone with Adam in the garden. Adam starts getting all lonely and angsty because he's lacking for bros. God takes a big old bone from Adam and makes another person Dudes clearly a chick.
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FoolyCharged posted:Why does everyone assume god is a dude? Think about it, god is all alone with Adam in the garden. Adam starts getting all lonely and angsty because he's lacking for bros. God takes a big old bone from Adam and makes another person Idgi
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Feb 5, 2017 20:22
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I'm gonna gently caress god right in the pussy
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Feb 5, 2017 20:34
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The Bananana posted:Idgi God made eve out of one of adams ribs. I deliberately misinterpreted that into god took a bone(r) from Adam
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Feb 5, 2017 20:36
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(throws controller across room) aim hacking mother fuckers...
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Feb 5, 2017 20:41
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Turn into a swan and just gently caress
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Feb 5, 2017 21:51
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*gets food poisoning from shrimp cocktail* never again
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Feb 5, 2017 21:52
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shovelbum posted:Turn into a swan and just gently caress big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving SWAN on a hoverboard then gently caress
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myDad posted:big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving SWAN on a hoverboard then gently caress one weird swan (big rear end latina teens LOVE it!)
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