itt we are the old testament god in ancient times and we are bored

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

*watches chicks bathe in rivers*

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 23:24

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 02:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Haier posted:

*Is a bunch of rules and stories stolen from Mesopotamian and Persian religions that preceded Him, thereby making OT God not real, and Jews a bunch of desert loonies*

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 19:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FoolyCharged posted:

Why does everyone assume god is a dude? Think about it, god is all alone with Adam in the garden. Adam starts getting all lonely and angsty because he's lacking for bros. God takes a big old bone from Adam and makes another person

Dudes clearly a chick.

Idgi

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 20:22

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