itt we are the old testament god in ancient times and we are bored

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > itt we are the old testament god in ancient times and we are bored

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

504 posted:

Seems to not mind the most horrendous things, but boy dos he get pissy about Thise fags! That he's DEFFINATELY not one of, no way.. I hate them soooo much, look ill prove it!.

*creates a single naked dude in a garden, gets angry when dude asks for a women.

Why does everyone assume god is a dude? Think about it, god is all alone with Adam in the garden. Adam starts getting all lonely and angsty because he's lacking for bros. God takes a big old bone from Adam and makes another person

Dudes clearly a chick.

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FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The Bananana posted:

Idgi

God made eve out of one of adams ribs. I deliberately misinterpreted that into god took a bone(r) from Adam

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