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*floats about aimlessly until abraham walks by* yo what up *thunders* "Yes my lord?" *says abraham* i have a deal for u "What is it?" we gotta make a mark on u for our covenant *chuckles with little bits of thunder* "What kind of mark? Remove part of myself?" *laughs with lightning* i was gonna say a tattoo or some poo poo but this is a better idea - I want u to cut off part of ur dick lmao "Okay." *snips, OT god goes laffo* and heh the most important thing is that all ur male descendants should also cut off parts of their dicks hahahahaha "And we get protection in return?" *ot god laughs harder* sure sure whatever haha *ot god zooms off to egypt, cosplays as amun-ra* hay guys I think u will need slaves soon!!
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