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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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death by computer
Sep 6, 2010

he was a member of the Method tribe

you may know his great-great-grandson as Method Man

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
for visual reference

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
That actually was Daniel Day Lewis. He's been a method actor for like 200 years now.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


this part owns so much you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRG_PNOQmA

that fuckin ROLL Chingachgook is the poo poo

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
BAAAAA BEEE BAAA BUMMMM! Deee dooo daaahhhh DDUMMMMMM! Bwaaaa bwaaaa bwa bwa bwaaaa baaaahhhh doo deeee dummm!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjdswqGGVg

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Nathaniel Orenthal Hawkeye was his name

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Cleveland

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



Here is a gif of his great grandsons enjoying a sporting event

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Wa'ittmin

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

112 minutes?! Who has time for that? Sorry op, I guess I will never be able to answer this question.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
cherokee and chalktaw

his baby was a chipawaw

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Hey whered your avatar go I liked it.

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Daniel Day Lewis is a white guy named The Long Rifle.

His traveling companion and lifetime friend is the Indian and titular last Mohican. His name is The Big Snake.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dogmeat posted:

Daniel Day Lewis is a white guy named The Long Rifle.

His traveling companion and lifetime friend is the Indian and titular last Mohican. His name is The Big Snake.

I wonder how he got that name.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

SHISHKABOB posted:

Hey whered your avatar go I liked it.

check out this av rememberin' nigga right here

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The character's name in the books was Natty Bumppo, they changed it for the film because it's hella stupid.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He's aa Comanche

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I wonder how he got that name.

His tall stature and his history of betraying his hunt partners.


By loving their wives.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ameri, op

naem
May 29, 2011


W'annabe

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Vakal
May 11, 2008
When I was a kid, I visited relatives and the only two movies they had on VHS were Last of the Mohicans and Bram Stroker's Dracula.

I'm pretty sure I was too young to have watched them since even to this day I remember them as being horrifyingly violent movies, even though I know they are fairly tame since I re-watched them when I was an adult.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
IIRC, the actual eponymous Last of the Mohicans was Chingachgook. Dany Lewis played his white adopted son, or something like that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i just watched blade runner in theaters it was cool to see it on the big screen and it looked great but i felt it needed more comic relief :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i also ate so much popcorn and soda that i gave myself a tummy ache LOL!

:munch:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Which is funny because there are many Mohicans alive today, and Chingachcook ain't the last of 'em. (The Mohicans are based on the Mahicans and Mohegan people, who are both Algonquian)
Not to be confused with the Mohawks, who are Iroquois, and liked to have wars with the Algonquin people for years.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Arcsquad12 posted:

Which is funny because there are many Mohicans alive today, and Chingachcook ain't the last of 'em. (The Mohicans are based on the Mahicans and Mohegan people, who are both Algonquian)
Not to be confused with the Mohawks, who are Iroquois, and liked to have wars with the Algonquin people for years.

Let me tell you a story of how the Earth was made

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Sheep-Goats posted:

Let me tell you a story of how the Earth was made

Goats aren't sheep why should I trust you.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Magua

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Arcsquad12 posted:

Goats aren't sheep why should I trust you.

Dey brother

My fucken cousin

Listen

I need a buck

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh_HCqp3sd0

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Feather, not dot

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
he was the Chief of the Keef tribe

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

It's a good god drat movie. Natty bumppo is one r-word name that's for sure, glad they changed it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Coleslaw tribe

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
he was a mohicans duh

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

SHISHKABOB posted:

Hey whered your avatar go I liked it.

got banned, haven't bought it back yet

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

numberoneposter posted:

i just watched blade runner in theaters it was cool to see it on the big screen and it looked great but i felt it needed more comic relief :shrug:

a theater here had a midnight showing of alien on friday but ehre's the kicker it was the director's cut

gently caress no we won't go.

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