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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
being sober is for quitters op hth

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Jun 1, 2000

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if the only alcohol in the world was IPA beer I would huff paint tho

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Jun 1, 2000

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Bruce Boxlicker posted:

Easy, grow the gently caress up and deal with your problems instead of hiding in a bottle

my problem is an empty beer tho

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Jun 1, 2000

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daddy drinks because u cry

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Jun 1, 2000

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Sjs00 posted:

gently caress it dude we only live for what amount to a tiny moment in the grand scheme of things if you really want to drink/abuse then go for it literally no one in existence will be affected majorly save the ones who count on you let em know they can't and that you live life on the edge 420 BLAZE IT human being 710 DAB CITY GET BUZZED GET DRUNK GET CRUNK GET FUUUUCKED UUUUP

woah

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Jun 1, 2000

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500 bad things posted:

if you stop drinking you'll actually be able to remember your life

counterpoint: the best part of Alzheimer's is having a one night stand every night

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Jun 1, 2000

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wow that sounds like a good way to become very dehydrated.

good point, beer has water in it but water has no beer in it

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Jun 1, 2000

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myDad posted:

What does that even mean?

it means it's beer thirty

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Jun 1, 2000

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dk2m posted:

"But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely."

when you travel to other countries or cultures where alcohol isn't the cornerstone of every activity, you start noticing how ridiculous our own is by actively encouraging alcohol abuse

plz tell us your enlightening travel, also ur favorite anime

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