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Ork of Fiction posted:Get a bag and fill it with door knobs then scream and scream into the bag take one of the doorknobs out of the bag put it to your head and then use it to open ur mind.
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VendaGoat posted:Do you know what the best part of of this thread is? What does that even mean?
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I like to drink beer & jack off
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If coffee can't fix it, it's probably alcohol poisoning.
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Feb 5, 2017 07:57
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Smythe posted:that and ASMR Kidnapping / Psycho Ex Girlfriend videos on my Google Cardboard while i crank my balls off in the coat closet onto my ex girlfriends high heels i hid when she moved out Hot tip!
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Chinatown posted:cocaine & booze Alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant So if you do both it evens out & you're balanced
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In The Bushes posted:If you keep drinking you will eventually wind up in a windowless, fluorescent-lit room with a bunch of burnouts whose only joys are stale coffee in plastic cups and going outside en masses to suck down cigarettes before returning to the sickly green room to talk about how much fun they had when they were self-defeating drunks and how everything sucks now and if you keep going to them eventually you can pick up freshly minted sober tang who'll basically fall in love with whoever offers to sponsor them because they're so emotionally frazzled that any positive attention is mistaken for love and basically who are you to say no to newly sober tang when you remember how hard it was sobering up and your junk doesn't even work properly anymore and you barely even like sex sober but you'll do it anyway if it's a scared twenty two year old who looks thirty because of all the alcohol and cigarettes because what gives you the right to make them feel rejected when all they want is to love you and so you do that for a few years and then you start drinking again and the thought of starting all that nonsense all over again a fifth time just makes you want to kill yourself until one day you do. 
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Feb 6, 2017 01:35
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I'm addicted to life & love
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Feb 6, 2017 03:14
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Please help it's killing me
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Feb 6, 2017 03:15
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He could get hooked on jacking off
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Feb 6, 2017 03:24
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There should be app like FitBit but with drinking. "You reached your daily goal, how many more beers can you drink?" "C'mon champ you can chug another before bed!"
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Feb 6, 2017 03:38
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Pennywise the Frown posted:... [I] have an addiction to loving lizards ... Goondolences; have you tried the SMART Recovery program?
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BirryJoru posted:Last week, at a bar, I admitted to my buddy, who has an iPhone, that I'm an alcoholic. If it makes you feel any better I had a hearty laugh over this
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Feb 6, 2017 05:40
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Ork of Fiction posted:So you can get sober through Cock-and-Ball Torture? Well, I'll be... You call it Cock-and-Ball Torture, I call it science
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Feb 6, 2017 05:45
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Hell, it stopped me from loving lizards
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It wasn't a resolution but I've been drunk everyday this year
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