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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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i need alcohol to get to sleep after all the amphetamines. there is literally no other way to solve this problem :colbert:

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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basement jihadist posted:

i will jerk you dry

pm me

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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TheSpamalope posted:

Been drinkin for five days

same but 18 years

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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lol see the joke is he wont help you at all :twisted:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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im drunk right now so i'll do my usual drunk guy thing. dont worry i dont ask for sex or bum cigs i just want to leave the country

*looks around bar for people wearing hockey jerseys

there any canada goons here who can get me a canada green card???

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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i have worked in a newsroom for 9 years so i can report on beaver populations or whatever and try to make myself useful

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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zh1 posted:

are you a god and can you urge me to get my life together

sorry no true happiness is actually doing the opposite of getting your life together. by that i mean have you considered not living at all?

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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zh1 posted:

does anyone have a platitude for that

suicide is painless

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