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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dont buy alcohol when you run out

do different drugs

idk, i dont see the appeal in booze tbqh. its like, the shittiest downer you could possibly get your hands on.

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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
alcohol sucks get hooked on xannies

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Sobriety gives me a migraine. You got anythin for that?

opiods

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dont drink alchohol, its bad for you. its definitely no laughing matter, and im a clown so you know if im not laughing its totes serious.

*snorts 400 milligrams of amphetamines in the hopes that it will finally kill me*

STILL NOT DEAD BAy-BEE I aM AN ELePHANT :holy: BUT MY HEART IS GROWING WEAKER BY THE DAY

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
pennywise my fellow clown posting aquaintence,

i believe that you're gonna loving own sobriety as long as you keep trying your damndest.

and if you dont i will hunt you down and skin you alive and wear your ethanol saturated hide as a cloak as i begin chanting dead languages over your screaming body, experiencing a terrible agony so severe it prevents you from blacking out, leaking blood at an alarming rate as rocks and debris are lodged into your bare musculature and I start the process to cleanse your soul, essentially forcing your soul through all of the suffering you were bound to experience drawn out over thousands of years in the void in a matter of minutes through forbidden incantations taught to me by silhouettes in white hallways where the concept of a concept breaks down entirely, before i add it to my collection of once tainted, now purified souls. upon collection of the 7th soul aquired from someone who is tainted with the 7th deadly sin, my art will finally be perfect. i will consume the pure occult energy from your redeemed souls, ascend to my least true and most terrible form and while in great agony caused by keeping my soul from being shredded into ribbons by simply existing in my new crime against existence, I will tear a hole from this plane of reality to the next and demonstrate to YHWH that there is always a bigger fish.


so don't gently caress up.


:glomp:

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Mar 12, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm drinking water and trying to figure out something to do. I actually broke down all the boxes for recycling that took up a significant part of my kitchen. I unsuccessfully tried to OC my video card an hour ago. LOTR is on TV and I'm obligated to watch it no matter how many times I've seen it. If I get the motivation, I might try cleaning off the coffee table or something. It's a mess though. I'm probably going to play that flight sim again. You have to be pretty focused or you die. Last night when I played with goons, I was on the runway ready to go, and my right engine started on fire for no reason and I exploded. The sim is kinda hard for me.

I also took just a couple weed pills to help calm me down later since they take a while to kick in. I'm smoking less now and am out of the pills, but I still want to be off of everything. Even weed. Well weed in moderation. It seems I can't do that with booze.

What are you guys doing tonight?

trying to function with the lights off upstairs for as long as possible and im pretty sure i might be getting owned but too busy getting unowned to care.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
lookin good penny

i hope you arent forgetting to exercise every day and eat healthy

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
he doesn't need to justify poo poo tbh

nothing wrong with what he's doing.

also loving lol that you think being psychologically addicted to weed is poo poo.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"Oh man, I'm so addicted to WEED dude, I'm out there every day fighting off the weed withdrawals and it's just so horrible... I.... I can't take it anymore!! I'll just have to suck some dick for cash to get my weed fix. Then I'll worry about weening myself off of it! Yeah... yeah...."

Yo penny be careful or else you'll end up like ^THAT^

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i have one addiction and one addiction only and that's alternating between being an okay poster and one of the worst posters apparently

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

500 good dogs posted:

maybe your delusional because I've never seen any evidence of the former

its rare and it usually only happens when things aren't going so great outside of the forums and I have to actually put more thought into my posts than smashing my head against the keyboard and seeing if I like the result.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dont bother. stick with twitter or try to wean on reddit lurking or something tbh.

psychadelics are probably better for your mental health than posting here I've begun to theorize.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
getting (mostly) sober and my poo poo (mostly) together was easier than being a good poster here.

i think i might just exhile to e/n cause im a melodromatic dramaqueen baby who can't just shut the hell up.
stay sober penny and everybody else itt who has that goal, i need to loving sleep. today was an exercise of iron will to not take another doseage of speed to fix my issues.

ham_sanitizer posted:

is there any time sucking posting website that doesn't drive you insane


toms hardware

the remaining newsgroup bbses

:shrug:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

skeemon posted:

Eat acid 1x per week for like 6 months straight and the desire to do other drugs will leave you.

Please dont do this

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

I'm doing it right now gonna melt down about it!?!?

No but I'll worry about u and hope u stay safe :ohdear:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If u think u like alcohol u r basically lying to yourself tbh

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Listen, im not high on heroin and if i was, its not my fault!

Its an allergy, you see...

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the worst mistake was getting addicted to alcohol in the first place, are you insane?


The dollar to hosed Up ratio is cocaine levels and the high isn't even that great. Like you couldn't have gotten hooked on opiates or something actually worth getting hooked on to? You're basically hopeless if you're an alcoholic cause you are a big fat retard for not saving your addiction center for better drugs :shrug:

there is zero reason to drink alcohol in a world with easy access to powerful and frankly just better downers in this junkie's worthless opinion.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Aging Millenial posted:

I'm an not addict, but I have the potential to be one because I do have an addictive personality and I'm entirely open to using drugs in a recreational fashion to lessen the pain of existence and the endless spiritual suffering.

Today after I go home after work I'll find myself agonizingly bored -- so bored that I could just stay in bed.

There's always this gnawing sense of dissatisfaction, of something missing, to which alcohol/etc seem like a perfect solution.

Maybe there's just too much stimulation going on all the time -- too much porn, gaming, netfix etc such that I need to get comfortable with less stimulation so that mild stimulation can make my day --- a decently cooked meal, an episode of this or that, a job well done at work etc.

It seems like there has to be a deeper cause to addiction issues beyond self-control. Maybe it's because life kind of sucks.

You're just depressed you big fat idiot. Alcohol won't fix that, even in the high.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

imma get drunk tonight guys

|\|ooner I thought you were cool :(

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
what would happen if I pm'd lowtax goatse? Only one way to find out!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
just lol if you drink alcohol instead of jenkem.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

also, reality started from nothing, is meaningless, and veers off into the night without any purpose or reason

maybe if you're a big fat retard

reality never started, idiot and it does have a meaning which is everything that it encompasses.

go back to idolizing nietzche or whatever the new philisophical meme is, you gargantuan reddit memelord.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
im always right when im not tweaking or crashing as long as im correct :colbert:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i stopped taking psychadelics every couple days and i regained touch with reality

prolly just an allergy, to be honest.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

im not counting amphetamines as part of my sobriety plan so its ok

Good boy

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pennywise the Frown posted:

This is going to be interesting seeing my mood fly all over the place without the alcohol "stabilizing" me. It will probably take a while for my meds to start working again. Who knows?

Just dont forget, its better than being dead!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
this clown believes in you, go get em tiger! :peanut:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the only drugs you need in life are:

speed

everything else sucks and does not own.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

If you're not even willing to be honest about how long you've been sober you're really not interested in cleaning up. Besides didn't you only made it like half a week or something? Who cares.
I care!
:)
Small progress is still progress!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I don't drink so :shrug:

Also the only way to fail at something like this is to give up. That's like, life lesson numero uno bud. Did you give up on trying to get a job when the first place you applied didn't call you back?

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

how do you sleep without drinking?

I'm not an idiot, I never got addicted to sleeping in the first place. Have fun pissing 1/4th of your day away, idiot :c00lbert:

TheSpamalope posted:

Did you pretend they actually did call you back and claim you had a perfect record of people calling you back?

No, I burned their office complex down and flooded all of their publicly available email addresses with garbage mail.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

500 good dogs posted:

ethics in video game journalism is old poo poo

its all about ethics in sobriety duration tracking smh

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

Mental masturbations, the perfect edge? My report at 11

is that what the kids are calling their erotic hypno these days?

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i stopped binging on amphetamines, so that's cool

ended up partaking in ruining pick's e/n thread about her wheelchair friend

still unsure of the future of me and my best friend's friendship, trying to find other ways to deal that isn't snorting speed like no tomorrow to make myself feel better.

also super proud of my sick new avatar, i think it captures exactly what i want you to see when you read my posts.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
one day, all I needed.

took a dose tonight because i wanted to do a lot of stuff that i've been neglecting since im dealing with a disastrous personal life. got a lot done and forgot about the world outside for a while, so mission accomplished.

almost out of it though, i need a restock.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
god i'll never stop taking speed are you kidding me?

sobriety is boring as hell and lets go down the list of other drugs im open to taking semi-regularly:

-Salvia: Nope. No psychadelics.
-LSD: Nope. No psychadelics.
-Psilocybin: Nope. No psychadelics.
-DMT: Nope. No psychadelics.
-Booze: Nope. Alcohol blows.
-Weed: Nope. No psychadelics.
-Opiates: Nope. Hate painkillers.
-Benzos: Nope. Hate downers.
-Hal: Nope. Disassociatives suck unless they are psychadelics.
-Ketamine: gently caress off.

A few others I don't care to think of.

I'm happy with my amphetamines. They make me feel good, make my thoughts explode in volume and quality, fight my ADD, among some other things.

Just trying to not develop a dependence of any kind, spacing out my usage and not using it as a crutch for anything.

SpaceClown's internal monologue posted:

This is the last drug you can take to break life up, do not - for the love of god DO NOT - gently caress this up you stupid loving clown

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

its not even withdrawls though its just like brain wont shut off and it loving sucks

best advice i can give: just chill.

just. chill.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
best advice i ever got for craving drugs: just chill.

do it. just chill. can't chill? don't worry, just chill. can't stop worrying? forget about it, just chill. etc.

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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
lol idiot

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