let it mellow posted:

it means it's beer thirty

In The Bushes posted:

If you keep drinking you will eventually wind up in a windowless, fluorescent-lit room with a bunch of burnouts whose only joys are stale coffee in plastic cups and going outside en masses to suck down cigarettes before returning to the sickly green room to talk about how much fun they had when they were self-defeating drunks and how everything sucks now and if you keep going to them eventually you can pick up freshly minted sober tang who'll basically fall in love with whoever offers to sponsor them because they're so emotionally frazzled that any positive attention is mistaken for love and basically who are you to say no to newly sober tang when you remember how hard it was sobering up and your junk doesn't even work properly anymore and you barely even like sex sober but you'll do it anyway if it's a scared twenty two year old who looks thirty because of all the alcohol and cigarettes because what gives you the right to make them feel rejected when all they want is to love you and so you do that for a few years and then you start drinking again and the thought of starting all that nonsense all over again a fifth time just makes you want to kill yourself until one day you do.

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Sobriety gives me a migraine. You got anythin for that?

SpaceClown posted:

opiods

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Look if you're gonna be aggressively gay at me then please show me you dab piece and toy collection :bigtran:

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you limit yourself to drinking moderately once or maybe twice a week and do light exercise every other day, you will find yourself being less of a depressed fat piece of poo poo after just a few weeks. Weed helps, and so does drinking in social circles instead of your mom's basement.
Hth

OctoberBlues posted:

Corby Haas posted:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Lookie what I just found.




It's hard to describe. It's very..... thready I guess. And those threads taste like poo poo.


(it's not bad)

Nonviolent J posted:

The worst time is the night, especially when you start associating that time with drink time

ra tehuti posted:

Conforming is not succumbing to peer pressure.

Conforming is blindly following the government and media who tell you not to smoke weed.

ra tehuti posted:

assuming that Earth is dead and gay,

which law should I obey?

nomadologique posted:

the kingdom of heaven is on earth, friend.

ra tehuti posted:

I fail to recognize the laws of this land nor them who govern it.

dad gay. so what posted:

I'm sober

dad gay. so what posted:

82 days

Hardawn posted:

you drained that entire 5 gallons of concentrated Luminol and that's the best you've got?

TheSpamalope posted:

Well i guess we're gonna be in a war soon and environment going crazy. Just have fun and don't have children

SpaceClown posted:

dont bother. stick with twitter or try to wean on reddit lurking or something tbh.

psychadelics are probably better for your mental health than posting here I've begun to theorize.

ham_sanitizer posted:

is there any time sucking posting website that doesn't drive you insane

Tolkien minority posted:

make one super potent edible and get so stoned you think ur a glass of orange juice

skeemon posted:

Eat acid 1x per week for like 6 months straight and the desire to do other drugs will leave you.