War pigs

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Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!

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Fucked-Up Little Dog: Aug 26, 2008; Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0; Scratchmo

I'm the war pig

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Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

only the lyrical genius of black sabbath could think of rhyming masses with masses

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Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

DUH DUH DUUUUUH... Duuuuuuuuh... duh duh

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

oh my word

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ZombyDog: Jul 11, 2001; Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Hot Take, I know, but I prefer the Faith No More Cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oZXfrf18Y

# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:52

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ZombyDog posted:

Hot Take, I know, but I prefer the Faith No More Cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oZXfrf18Y

You know what this beef stew could use? Some sherbet.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:58

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

I was once in a tie-breaker in a name that tune game at a pub in Calgary in which one member of each team had to stand in a circle, listen, and raise their hand if they know the song.

All I needed to hear was the first half-second of that chord and my hand was up. It's unmistakable. The other players seemed kind of annoyed that I got it without letting them listen but whatever we left before the game finished anyway because the whole thing would have taken hours (that tie-breaker was just for the first round or something).

war pigs is so loving good

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ZombyDog posted:

Hot Take, I know, but I prefer the Faith No More Cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oZXfrf18Y

jfc dude...

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Feb 6, 2017

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Hobelhouse posted:

only the lyrical genius of black sabbath could think of rhyming masses with masses

two different meanings so yeah its called lyricism my dude

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i had a really joyless jo sesh today

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guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

Black Sabbath is good.

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i had a really joyless jo sesh today

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

draw war pig killing bob odenkirk lmao that'd be gold

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Homo Simpson: Oct 21, 2014; by Smythe; Lipstick Apathy

planet caravan is better.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:49

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

I'm the war pig

Shalom

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I'm The Wizard

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old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

every Ozzy song is sick as gently caress until the lame guy starts singing all high pitched

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CMD posted:

planet caravan is better.

It is by far their trippiest song.

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Homo Simpson: Oct 21, 2014; by Smythe; Lipstick Apathy

zeitgeist, solitude, planet caravan, and war pigs are the only Black Sabbath songs I like.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I'd like a Slam Pig not a War Pig

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Sheep-Goats posted:

*nods solemnly*

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Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

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Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

I like slow sludgy guitar music about goblins

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Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

African american sabbath

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suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

it was a p bad movie

# ? Feb 6, 2017 10:00

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

GBS Posters gathered in their massive
Post like poo poo from fat mans asses
Sad brain minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of Trump's Deconstruction
In D&D the bodies burning
As the poo poo post machine keeps churning
Death and Lowtaxes to mankind
Poisoning their meme-washed minds

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

ZombyDog posted:

Hot Take, I know, but I prefer the Faith No More Cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oZXfrf18Y

and I think we should be friends because of it

# ? Feb 6, 2017 10:13

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

old fat bird posted:

GBS Posters gathered in their massive
Post like poo poo from fat mans asses
Sad brain minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of Trump's Deconstruction
In D&D the bodies burning
As the poo poo post machine keeps churning
Death and Lowtaxes to mankind
Poisoning their meme-washed minds

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

ooo-e-ooo, k-k-k-killer tofu

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myDad posted:

everyones happppy, when tha wizzard walks by

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gQSPMHPm0

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Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Shinjobi posted:

and I think we should be friends because of it

It's fine but how about some Bathory?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYF63ZeBxw

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Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

I own the Nativity in Black tribute album, its pretty good.

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Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Skeleton Ape posted:

I like slow sludgy guitar music about goblins

goblins own dude

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

quote:

According to legend recounted in the "Alexander Romance" by Pseudo-Callisthenes,[2] Alexander the Great learned about this "secret weapon" against war elephants from Porus in India.[3]

Pliny the Elder reported that "elephants are scared by the smallest squeal of the hog".[4] Aelian[5] confirmed that elephants were frightened by squealing pigs (and rams with horns), and reported that the Romans exploited squealing pigs (and rams) to repel the war elephants of Pyrrhus in 275 BC. Procopius, in History of the Wars,[6] records that the defenders of Edessa suspended a squealing pig from the walls to frighten away Khosrau's single siege elephant in the sixth century AD.

Historical accounts of incendiary pigs or flaming pigs were recorded by the military writer Polyaenus[7] and by Aelian.[8] Both writers reported that Antigonus II Gonatas' siege of Megara in 266 BC was broken when the Megarians doused some pigs with combustible pitch, crude oil or resin, set them alight, and drove them towards the enemy's massed war elephants. The elephants bolted in terror from the flaming, squealing pigs, often killing great numbers of their own soldiers by trampling them to death.

war pigs have actually been metal as hell for thousands of years

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