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MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

After making my wildest dreams come true, Senator, with showing me how amazing you look in a pretty wig and outfit, I would love a read on my lovely love life.

I read professionally for my work and do astro charts but I never get to really have reads for myself. Indulge me, please?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 04:03

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 08:44

MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

KitConstantine posted:

Oh! I would love a reading! I do tarot and I'm fairly good at it for other people but when I try to do personal readings it never works quite right. Please tell me what my future holds, Senator!

I hate that poo poo, which is why I'm here too. Can't read for myself either

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 04:04

MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

KitConstantine posted:

I know right? Frustrating. I still do pulls but it's never as clear as my reads are for others. One card draws work a bit better but still not great :/

One cards are ok. I do the piles for yes/no: aces and then magician maybe, for really basic questions - 3 piles.

One time I was so desperate I acted like I was doing a reading for a client and emailed it to myself all professional like and then read it and was like wtf is this, this is an embarrassment. I can't even fool my psyche into it, I don't know if my psyche is too smart or too much of an rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 07:45

MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

in the past, there was a romantic presence in your life,
one which made it difficult to focus on serious matters,
passion, and an illogical pursuit of pleasure occupied your attention,
and lead to the neglect of various personal responsibilities,
in the present, you have been presented with the seed of opportunity,
an omen of future prosperity,
and you are likely embarking in a new direction financially, this direction, is likely a prosperous one
in addition, you may also have a chance at love,
the seed of romance has been planted, and you only need to wait for it to grow, and flourish, to reap the benefits

Whoa, I expected something a lot more bleak.... yes, this is pretty accurate actually, and also more positive than I was expecting.
Thank you, Senator!

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 21:06

MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

I will do a one card reading for the Democratic Party and Republican Party respectively.

Indolence
like, need i say more?

the star reversed:

pessimism, bad luck, and stubbornness define this card when reversed

sounds about right...

Hahaha, holy poo poo, this is great. Love it.

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 08:44

MadSparkle: Aug 7, 2012; Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Senator... if it's not too much to ask, may I ask for another reading? One on my current relationship? I didn't realize the relationship reads were longer, should've asked for that beforehand!

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 22:52

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