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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

senator, what's your favorite tarot deck? rider-waite?

if you have time i'd appreciate a reading (especially if there's one that can tell me if/when i'll move out of the country).

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

thank you v much :)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Has anyone ever done a tarot reading for a political party? Is that too diffuse? I don't know a lot about tarot.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

huh. the tower, and... a bunch of red fabric? and a trading card with a picture of a teargas grenade on it? what deck is this?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

oh gently caress if you're giving love readings i'd be super stoked to get one

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

I will do a one card reading for the Democratic Party and Republican Party respectively.



Indolence
like, need i say more? :wow:

i looked it up because, as i said, i'm not super familiar with tarot (beyond the major arcana and whatever it was Moore covered in Promethea) and

quote:

When you are finally fed up with it and you turn to a Tarot reading to show you the way, the Eight of Cups says that it is just time to leave. When a relationship is getting abusive, when a friend is increasingly disrespectful, when a parent cannot accept you are now an adult who must make independent decisions, the Eight of Cups indicates that it is time to go.

quote:

The 8 of Cups often means that you will choose to leave a situation that is no longer working for you - whether that's a relationship, a job, or a neighborhood. There may be some sadness involved, but in general, this separation, is in your best interests.

jesus christ you are amazing at this

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

what does march hold for this future chicken

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

you gather around you, a small, and trusted few, because you have noticed that what is priceless in life, is trust

crap, the tarot knows about my bloc affinity group :ninja:

ChickenOfTomorrow has issued a correction as of 16:54 on Mar 14, 2017

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

These continue to be really really good - if your political career doesn't pan out you could be a metaphysical advisor :)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

dear mr. graham;

thank you for your services to the people of CSPAM.

if you have time, what does spring hold for

a: me

b: PissPig

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

hi mr Lindsey could you let me know what's up for me at work in the next 2 or 3 months? your readings have been real good :D

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

hi senator, can the cards tell me whether or not i am a good person?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


loving hell, mr graham

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

hi senator

its my birthday on thursday, could you do me a reading for my next year of life? thank you <3

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

oh poo poo

did not expect that. thanks

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

oh poo poo

did not expect that. thanks

i mean it turned out to be completely incorrect and i'm left being sad and lonely and guilty, but thanks i guess?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i'm sorry to hear that :sympathy:

not your fault, i did a sabotage or you might have been right :)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

not your fault, i did a sabotage or you might have been right :)

again, sorry. i am apparently the best at ruining things that might be good.

so. um. if it's not too much bother...

could you do me a one card, yes/no: can what happened in June be forgiven?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

thank you <3

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

may i have a reading for august?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Lindsey O. Graham posted:



For the month of August you will have a time of fertility, growth, and luck
you may be experiencing the beauty of life and the joys that come with that
take care to avoid flightiness and flitting from the thing as this card also suggests
the empress is acquisitive, curious, and luxuriates in her creature comforts
look for August to be a time of abundance and growing maturity as you uncover more of the leisurely pleasures of life

gracias, congressperson!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

dear senator, may i have a reading for my september please? thank you :)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

death? :(

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

thank you <3

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

your readings have been good and even though you are not useful as a politician you have helped in another way

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