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Call your friend Lindsey Ofay for your free readin'! I'm starting off by reading my fortune for there are turbulent times ahead for me. The judiciary is threatening our delicate republican eco-system with the possibility of mattering. I need some guidance. I am extending a hand to my comrades so that they might also see what lies ahead; there will be three card readings available as time permits. You may also put in requests for beloved political leaders for who you might have some affection.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:54
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Brief summary of my reading (explanation upon request): *gasp!* America has spoken!
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Feb 5, 2017 23:58
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:what are your card readings for buttigieg well, the very fact he can lead a political career open and confident in his sexuality already speaks highly of his fortunes in life i'll see what I can do 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:02
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Pete Buttigieg:   why, it's just noting but bad news today in a photo, his reading (explanations available upon request): 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:12
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Mr. Graham, will I find love this year, or do the cards say that 2017 is going to be yet another total bust here goes, 
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Feb 6, 2017 00:14
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Mr. Graham, will I find love this year, or do the cards say that 2017 is going to be yet another total bust    The current Trumpenreich has you shook like Nate, and so you haven't been paying attention to the possibilities you have been trapped in your anxiety be careful to not let that lead you into forms of escapism that will conspire to keep sabotaging your relationships try to avoid cheap sordid affairs and instead use your heart and mind when considering potential mates avoid letting anxiety wall you from the joys in life
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Feb 6, 2017 00:23
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Doorknob Slobber posted:do me, except i dont want to know if i die. my mom did a tarot reading where it said she was going to die and then she did die so gently caress that my reading for you literally and unironically includes the Death card in my reading it does not signify death and in fact is a good omen in relation to the other cards do you still want your reading? e:   
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Feb 6, 2017 00:26
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KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:What do the cards have to say about me?    it has been a difficult path that got you here but it's a battle you were never going to lose because it played to your strengths the chance for new love may be right around the corner the appearance of the justice card implies the possibility of marriage
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Feb 6, 2017 00:41
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the black husserl posted:what set are these from? i want a hi-res nine of pentacles, thats a dope look It's the cat people tarot.
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Feb 6, 2017 00:46
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:umm, holy poo poo. honestly, wow. you just nailed me dead center 
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Feb 6, 2017 02:36
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Baloogan posted:Read me Lindsey!    you have gone through a period of intense sacrifice, in which you had no other choice but to wait, until said circumstances passed you have come out of this period and live in relative comfort compared to before this financial comfort is fragile however, and you, sensing this, have kept an eye out for the next opportunities that may become available you are beginning a journey into becoming more financially solvent and what you will seek, is guidance going forward you will go through a period of apprenticeship while learning how to maintain your financial security
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Feb 6, 2017 02:54
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Weeping Wound posted:My SO is quite good at divination, dear Senator, they have a side job of doing just this.    in the past you have been of two minds trapped between two decisions this has been for your sanity as well as to spare the feelings of others it has been a troubling time that demanded a steely emotional resolve in the present the two opposing forces you have been attempting to balance have come to a head now you have a decision in front of you as well as the very real possibility of loss in the end however, victory will be yours you will be able to have what you want with no caveats
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Feb 6, 2017 03:11
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Al! posted:could you do a reading for the future political carrier of governor and failed prez candidate scott walker???    the tarot doesn't lie he cheated so far the repercussions either haven't hit or aren't too bad yet he will have a shot at love but either illness or a myriad of setbacks will prevent him from feeling fulfillment
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Feb 6, 2017 03:23
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Read me   you are coming out of what was once a haze of uncertainty it may be due to a bad childhood or a deceitful person you have interacted with more recently in any case you experienced a period of denial and mental unrest this is over now, love and hope are on the horizon the ace of cups is an omen of a chance meeting or reconciliation of a romantic nature the star in your future, indicates that hope springs eternal for those things you cherish most
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Feb 6, 2017 03:36
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Gridlocked posted:Will Andy pick me? it's a yes or no question, so this is a one card reading the answer is yes, if yes is what you would consider a victory
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Feb 6, 2017 03:46
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Do it is this a request for a tarot reading?
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Feb 6, 2017 03:46
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rudatron posted:I'm not a fatalist but tarot cards own so I'd like a election forecasting mr nate sil....no, wait, gently caress that, tell me what my future is  in the past you had the support of a kind mentor this person is male and likely, has the zodiac sign of cancer this person had a lot of importance to you they are in many ways your inspiration you have sought intellectual or even perhaps career excellence because of this person's influence with this in mind you will experience a dramatic life change this change is unavoidable but, it's a change you will gradually be able to acclimate yourself to this is the closing of one chapter as another one opens
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Feb 6, 2017 04:28
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KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:HA - married? Never again. black francis says hi: 
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Feb 6, 2017 05:04
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Patter Song posted:Senator Graham, as a politician you have undoubtedly used this ability to read the mood of your constituents, so my request is: well for one, they don't have 2 cents to rub together due to lack of educational funding in the state, so this will be a one card reading  this is death reversed and as such; this is a card of stagnancy and immobility, of inertia spot on imo
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Feb 6, 2017 05:30
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KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:Sorry I don't have time right now but please tell Charles "absolutely not" and that he is the very definition of a complete bellend for me ok?. Thanks Linds! *rapidly scuttles Francis out of the office and fires the aide that bought him to me* i'm sorry for any pain and suffering this may have caused
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Feb 6, 2017 05:32
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   perhaps you recently felt financially comfortable in the past, or felt safe in the hands of a male father figure now the world's various temptations beckon do not let them or you will live in regret Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 06:26 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Feb 6, 2017 06:00
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Squizzle posted:ok go    in the past you may have outwitted someone this has in fact become the impetus of your current journey towards victory this journey finds it's blessing in the star a card that promises hope attending all those affairs you are most invested in
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Feb 6, 2017 06:13
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Agean90 posted:Read me please and thank you    in the past you were betrayed in fact you may find that you are only now making progress, away from a dark period in your life now, you are looking towards the future, and upon what you have accomplished the future holds simple joys for you, and a renewed feeling of peace, and repose
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Feb 6, 2017 06:23
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Squizzle posted:when have i ever outwitted anyone tho it could be an entity, like poverty, or mis-education as these too can prevent a coming victory
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Feb 6, 2017 06:29
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shove me like you do posted:Oooh tell me what the cards speak to you oh soothsayer lindsey.    a sharp wise woman was in your past this individual was a strong and astute judge of character unfortunately the tower suggests traumatic change is underway in your present these changes could be managed better if only you could be more receptive to the level of adaptation that will be necessary change shocks all of us however, it remains up to us to react accordingly and rise to the occasion when new attitudes and habits are expected of us this is a lesson you will learn because what lies beyond this time in your life is bliss, friendship, and joy the sun brings us the lazy happiness of the spoiled child so rarely do we get to experience this but when we do, it is often because of the difficulties we have successfully surmounted (i'm tipsy on gin, so forgive the lengthiness) (gin is my beverage of choice when reading tarot)
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Feb 6, 2017 07:16
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C. Everett Koop posted:gimme the bad news Senator    some time ago, you set out on a journey the possible hope, was to find success what you found instead, was perhaps a relationship whose ending may have filled you with regret on the other hand, you may have invested a lot of your time in something, only to watch it fall apart in either case, your sacrifice has laid bare what was just beyond the fingertips the world's mystery, and the culmination of your life's success lay beyond
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Feb 6, 2017 07:43
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there are a couple fires in the senate I have to run around and put out today, as trump has opened his orange gaping maw in public again I will be right with you all as soon as I'm drunk and in my bathrobe again
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Feb 6, 2017 20:22
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Doorknob Slobber posted:haha, I can't believe it. Hopefully I'm not too late for this, but yes please In the past, you have bravely struck out in pursuit of knowledge the sword is associated with air, and so the sword suit is associated with knowledge and truth perhaps you have recently graduated from college or you were dogged in pursuit of insight in either case you were successful, and persistent in your pursuit of what you now know there is a change, a life change occurring now you have accepted the inevitability of this change and so it will not provide an excess of trauma you are leaving one era and entering another in the future you will be able to balance the good and the tempting in your life perhaps you will stop drinking or find a good work life balance whatever the case, you have learned to balance the light and the dark good habits and bad, in your life in addition to this you have done this through your own searching and analysis due to your own quest, for truth
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Feb 8, 2017 04:46
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Sorgrid posted:I'd like a reading so I can compare it with the astro mapping John McCain made me, please tia this will be a tarot reading as I assume, that is what you wanted?    In the past you set out to discover the world you may have moved or perhaps you may have merely opened your mind to new ideas in any case, the act of bravery that lives in your past has led you to here the current struggle and battle, you have the upper hand, however you have the high ground and are assured victory upon the conclusion of this struggle you will set off in an entirely new direction perhaps a new place, job, or partner in any case, you will be setting off into uncharted territory where you will discover new aspects of yourself and others enjoy the journey
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Feb 8, 2017 05:55
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Doomtalker posted:Lindsay, only you can guide me in these dark times! Please, share your transtemporal wisdom!    in the past you took time to assess your financial progress you were on a difficult path to financial solvency one that included a lot of effort on your part it was difficult and tedious and perhaps you nay not see what was gained however, in the past you looked upon your efforts and through this, you found the strength to fight currently you have the high ground and the advantage in this battle once more, your charisma and wisdom will serve you in the future you will have an unusual amount of charisma in the future and you will have an improved ability to further your interests with others
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Feb 8, 2017 08:34
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Chwoka posted:whats my horoscope, im an enfp    a traumatic and painful experience happened in your past your life changed, in an unpleasant way, and you were not ready for the change, yet, you have control and dominion over your present, because the magician has control of all areas, and elements the eight of wands connotes swiftness, and warns you to take advantage of the available opportunities, or risk losing the moment, and the opportunity for victory and success
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Feb 8, 2017 10:01
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Lastgirl posted:hit me up, what do the stars have in store for my life Linds?    the hierophant implies that in the past you sought order, perhaps a new career, religion, or political party this has bought you new wisdom, and untold insight you have learned well and have attained the skills needed to become the ruler of your personal kingdom these qualities that you have attained include, wisdom, wit, a sharp sense of humor and the ability to lead, even in solitude these skills will serve you well in the future, and allow you to find a position of respect among your peers
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Feb 9, 2017 05:34
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mormonpartyboat posted:im jamming dimes into my usb port    in the past you were able to have successes you yourself did not understand perhaps you were proficient in a sport, or were particularly intelligent in either case there were certain tasks in life you succeeded at, while others didn't in the present you are suffering a loss, perhaps you have found that your prodigious ability to excel, is unable to mold your current reality to what you would prefer the silver lining, is that you will find a kind of financial security, you will have disposable income, and the ability to buy some of those things you want this financial security will be tenuous though, and so it will remain an imperative, that you look for ways to secure long term financial security
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Feb 9, 2017 07:05
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rudatron posted:thanks for you reading lindsey, it was very nice why thank you  I'm an ENFP, by the way
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Feb 9, 2017 07:07
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Office Surprise Store posted:i would like to know my fate    in the past, you suffered an act of cruelty, perhaps, it was a cheating partner, or a bad childhood currently, a childlike glee fills you; family and friends have surrounded you with love this could be a time of gaiety; a second childhood perhaps in the future, you will seek to conserve what you have, for the sake of security beware of this, because a penny spent is a penny enjoyed while a penny saved may wind up in the wind
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Feb 9, 2017 08:27
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Mort posted:Do me please    in the past you won, however, you didn't feel like victory was truly yours perhaps you lost friends over it, or perhaps the only person hurt, was you, and your self regard in any case, you got something you wanted, but aren't quite a fan of how you got it this leads to a sort of protectiveness that may look suspicious to others in nature no matter, it is when you learn to let go of your preconceptions, that you will be able to adapt to present circumstances this still is no matter however, because in the future, you will have full control of your finances unusual amounts of luck will attend you in business affairs, but more importantly you will have attained the wisdom, and self restraint necessary to preserve financial security for both you, and your family
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Feb 9, 2017 09:34
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C. Everett Koop posted:yeah that sounds like Detroit Lions football to me good job Senator it's either, or, whatever left you disappointed, has left the door open for future successes Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 23:30 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:Tell me if I will ever become a success-son    in the recent past you had many projects and concerns that you had to keep up with this was in addition to swift changes, that you worried you wouldn't be able to manage or adjust to however, almost instinctually, you managed to survive and maintain balance even when it looked difficult to you and others you promptly came out of that struggle seeking knowledge, and that insight is coming, and swiftly, if it isn't here already in the future a chance at new love or a renewal of present romance is on it's way after managing your affairs skillfully, even if at first it didn't seem that way to you, and by successfully managing changing circumstances, you have opened the path to future emotional fulfillment So, this reading says yes, to answer your question, you are a success son in the making.
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