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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Call Lindsey for your free reading!
 
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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

 My SO is quite good at divination, dear Senator, they have a side job of doing just this.

I've never had a reading from anyone other than her. What's in the cards for me, Mr. Senator?

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lindsey O. Graham posted:



in the past you have been of two minds
trapped between two decisions
this has been for your sanity
as well as to spare the feelings of others
it has been a troubling time that demanded
a steely emotional resolve
in the present the two opposing forces
you have been attempting to balance
have come to a head
now you have a decision in front of you
as well as the very real possibility of loss
in the end however,
victory will be yours
you will be able to have what you want
with no caveats

I am so spooked by this, that I'm discussing this fortune w/the SO in question. you're really dang good at this, holy gently caress

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Mar 16, 2004

 I'm ENFP as h*ck

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Mar 16, 2004

 when the new season comes, I'll ask you for your seven, wise Senator. it's still too early, but you can give a seven-card p. well and I'm hell of interested in that, given my SO can do that as well :|

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

okay, i'm guessing you mean the spring solstice?
i would love to, the seven card reading i have been doing is a relationship reading by the way
the reading your wife uses may be different

I've returned, as summer is usually a bad time for me

For some reason, the summer solstice and me do not get along

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Mar 16, 2004

 as always, Senator, it's quite profound and eerily similar to what I'm dealing with right now :stare:

you're really good at this, you're like on par with my SO with this, goddamn :wth:

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