Super Bowl Aftermath: Leave all your hopes and dreams at the door

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Congratulations to FIVE RING SHRIMP.

This one is sweet.

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Tom is crying man.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:42

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Is Bill..........smiling?

:aaa:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:44

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ozymandius1024 posted:

I dunno, it's probably funny to fans of NFC South rivals

Oh I'm loving this. Last year's Panthers loss wasn't really a thing, but this. This is gold, Jerry.

GOLD.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:46

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Intruder posted:

I wish Lloyd weren't banned right now

I didn't follow the gdt can someone direct me to the page when Brady threw the pick six

He would've had a heart attack by the fourth quarter.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:48

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pro starcraft loser posted:

I loving love your avatar.

Thanks. Chir is awesome and does great work.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:49

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Just realized by the graphic that the Falcons gave up 31 unanswered points.

That's mindblowing. :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:52

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

SUCK MY loving DICK EVERYONE

Time to spend some money, 5.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:55

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absolomb posted:

In a way this just reaffirms that Eli is the real GOAT.

How in the hell did ELI MANNING win against Bill?

TWICE?

:psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:56

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Kalli posted:

I gotta be honest, as I come down from this high.

I'm pretty okay with the Patriots tapering off now. Let 'em go to the playoffs, block the teams that've won championships lately and the Dolphins and escort the unlucky teams to the Superbowl as Brady eases towards retirement.

They've got every accolade.

There are no more mountains to climb.

Man, if this is the last one for the Pats for awhile, you sure as hell made it memorable.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:59

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https://twitter.com/Saints/status/828444492932009985

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:14

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Kalli posted:

This loving catch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KEM4dpanM

Only behind the Tyree catch for best ever.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:27

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I'm watching the ESPN highlights, and that incredible Julio Jones catch is going to be forgotten so quickly because of the Edelman catch.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:34

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

The Julio Jones catch to put them in field goal range is the best catch ever. Rewatch that poo poo.

It is a great catch, but since they choked, the Edelman one is the one that's going to be remembered.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:35

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Febreeze posted:

28 minutes

The Falcons needed a single field goal to ice that game, and they had 28 minutes to get it, and they failed. What a collapse, holy poo poo

Falcons gonna falcon.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 06:05

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fishing with the fam posted:

Heard some turd on the radio saying it wasn't a choke job, and the Falcons just got Tom Bradied. How the gently caress can you call the series of events that lead to the 4th and 33 anything other than a choke job? How? HOW SPORTS TALK RADIO GUY?

People on sports talk radio having bad opinions? Why I never!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 06:29

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Tom Sellout posted:

the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead and the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead

Don't forget the Cleveland Indians and their 3-1 lead too. We are living in weird times.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 06:30

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Realtalk: Not counting any Super Bowl wins by your favorite team, do you consider this the best Super Bowl ever? I'd have to say yes at this point. I remember the Cards/Steelers game fondly too, but I think this one tops them for the comeback and OT win.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 06:55

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Still can't sleep, rereading GDT.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808903&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=112

This is the point in the GDT where everyone suddenly got all uneasy. All of a sudden...BAM.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 08:42

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What page of the GDT did Edelman's Jedi levitating catch happen?

127

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808903&pagenumber=127

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 09:27

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5 RING SHRIMP posted:

I'm on my phone. I'll do it sometime today 🙄🙄🙄

Congratulations on your new name.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 15:25

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

If Elway, Brees or Rodgers had pulled off that comeback, not one of you would be placing the onus entirely on the Falcons' ineptitude.

Tom Brady willed his team to that win. If he hadn't done nearly the same exact thing in last year's AFCCG, and also in SB 49, then maybe you could make the argument that this was the Falcons' fault, but this is what the greatest athletes do

I don't care if Jesus Christ was the quarterback, I put that loss on the Falcons. Yes, Brady and the team came back spectacularly, but Atlanta choked and made a series of bad decisions that allowed New England to come back and win.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 16:23

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Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 16:34

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CannonFodder posted:

Drew Breesus

Undefeated in the Super Bowl.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:14

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Josh Lyman posted:

It's not just that the Falcons should have win. It's that it wasn't possible for the Patriots to win. It simply was not possible.

Apparently, you can't count out Touchdown Tom.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:15

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fsif posted:

So the worst part The Day After is that I am forced to formally acknowledge in every conversation I have that Bill and Tom are the greatest of all time.

When does it end? I swear to gently caress, was this what it was like in the 90s with Jordan? Every time Brady wins a game, I have to go through the rote conversation of giving him props for being good? I never said he wasn't! How many times do I have to positively affirm that, yes, the Patriots are a really good team? Can't we just say those motherfuckers got another one and the least deserving fan base in sports was just gifted an absolutely magical championship and leave it at that?

One day, sometime, in the future, there will be no Bill and Tom on the Patriots. I do not know when that day will be, however.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:22

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Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

This was posted on the cooler door in the break room at my office this AM. I work with several Falcons fans. Goons...

Missed a chance to say Rise Up until the food is expelled.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:25

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CannonFodder posted:

So is Brad Johnson.

It's a joke! Brees is great and the 2002 Bucs defense was great.

Hell, the only two NFC teams who are undefeated in the Super Bowl are the Saints and Bucs!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:34

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Don't get your papers delivered early, folks.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/828641713023488001

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:35

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Athanatos posted:

I appreciate Eli Manning.

Just imagine this, if not for Eli Manning, the Patriots would not only have a perfect 19-0 record, they would have SEVEN Super Bowl victories.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:50

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Doltos posted:

Thus Eli Manning is actually the best quarterback of all time. Tom Brady doesn't know what he just unleashed. Eli's going to stumble pantless into three consecutive super bowl wins now.

Perfectly spherical Lombardis.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 18:08

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waah posted:

What the god damned gently caress happened last night?

Falcons gonna falc.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 18:32

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Abugadu posted:

And if you want a more comparable game, Drew Brees had one a few years ago where he threw 63 times, for 462 yards and 4 TDs, getting the go-ahead TD with less than 2 minutes left against one of the best defenses in the league in the 49ers after being down the entire game.

It's just that the Saints D was a paper towel that let Alex Smith walk down the field and toss a TD to Vernon Davis like he was Joe Montana or something.

Trigger warning that crap.

GODDAMNIT VERNON DAVIS.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 02:28

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5 RING SHRIMP posted:

My guy. I can only cum so much. Think about my penis for just a moment, please.

I wonder just how many of these were made and how much off a loss they have to take.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 02:52

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The Falcons suck.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:41

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I wonder if the Falcons will make a deep run next year. They seem to have blown up their coaching staff that got them to the game so maybe they'll pull a Denver and win two years from now?

Nah.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:07

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TBeats posted:

Well now I know what Hector Hammond would look like if he played for the Bengals.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 06:20

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Seems right.

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