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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thread for saying the NFL is scripted
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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

 I want the NFL to be scripted because that would be hilarious

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
 poo poo is scripted

* # ? Jan 22, 2018 20:23
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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think this poo poo is scripted

* # ? Jan 22, 2018 20:55
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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

 I believe the NFL is scripted

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters will inevitably produce the 2017 season

* # ? Jan 22, 2018 21:13
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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im going to hurl Tom Brady into a volcano

* # ? Jan 23, 2018 01:19
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

chiches get stitches


lol

I didn't report him. :colbert:

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


 Some day they'll call the Pats for holding.

SOME DAY

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Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
 I have read the script, it is a rerun on the last game.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
It's not as much of a rerun as a reboot of Super Bowl XXXIX.

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Emron
Aug 2, 2005

 Interesting premise, OP, have you considered the idea that the NFL is scripted

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



 what kind of idiot doesn't know that the national forensics league is mostly based on scripts jfc

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
But is the XFL scripted too?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
St least the XFL will maintain kayfabe.

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
 Do NOT insult the integrity of the XFL in this thread

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BU7tt3yR24

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Groovelord Neato posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BU7tt3yR24

Checks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ljZP7jAB4

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


 the spot on that marshawn lynch run is pretty lol

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

What do you think made the NFL pick the New England Patriots as their 20-year heel plot?

MA residents tend to be more liberal and educated. Maybe its some kind of coastal elitist Hollywood plot. TB12 is from SF after all.

What % of the league do you think is lizard people/secret Jews? Remember this is a 20-year plot so aim high.

BECause Boston fans are the worst

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007

Drunk Nerds posted:

BECause Boston fans are the worst

:yeah:

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King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Groovelord Neato posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BU7tt3yR24

This is my version of Loose Change except accurate.

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

 So, how badly do you think the Eagles will have to job to Brady?

Do you think they'll be allowed to put points on the board only to lose to another miraculous comeback at the last possible minute, or will it be a total squash match from beginning to end?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
>Pats get 1st score.
>Eagles pull ahead with a couple scores (maybe a turnover).
>Surprise Janet Jackson at Halftime Show.
>Pats score in 3rd, keep Eagles scoreless.
>????
>Pats score on winning drive. Maybe a field goal.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Bumpin' this thread because the NFL script demands this to be an incomplete pass.

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
 I was typing a post about how it’s rigged because they took that away but I guess too many people were onto them so they’ll just get Brady his win some other way.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 No one likes the Patriots

Why so they get the benefit of everything

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Just imagine that I empty quoted myself

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
 Never turned around, shoves intended receiver as the ball comes. No PI.

Michaels and collingsworth doing overtime trying to sell everyone on the idea eagles are getting favorable calls

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I like this new author

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Good script

A++

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Super Bowl XXXIX reboot pretty good.

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

 :bahgawd:
PATRIOTS LOSE! PATRIOTS LOSE!
Who hosed up and handed out the wrong script!?

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013

Athanatos posted:

2nd Quarter, ya'll dumbasses counting out Touchdown Tom.

Please quote this at the end of the game.
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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Im so glad the NFC script got the nod, it was all around better

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nah
Mar 16, 2009
Just further proof that the NFL is biased against the Patriots

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
This script was written by M. Night Shyamalan.

What a twist!

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
WHAT A MASTER PIECE OF A SCRIPT!

Great ending!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
No one likes me, but by god I will hold posting grudges for years to get into the cool kids club. I've won title as a most ignored user! Please unignore me uWu
Smellrose
What a twist!

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Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
 I was given the wrong script!

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
 This was just to set them up for a more infuriating win next year

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