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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thread for saying the NFL is scripted
 
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The NFL is scripted because the producersowners require a tight story and don’t like when he actorsplayers ad-lib linesprotest.

Also something something sexual harassment.

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That’s just insulting to Colin Mochrie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M

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Looks like there were new writers for the AFCCG.

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My mistake. There was a midseason finale written by another staff, but the season finale was still the original staff.

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PsychoInternetHawk posted:

What do you think made the NFL pick the New England Patriots as their 20-year heel plot?

MA residents tend to be more liberal and educated. Maybe its some kind of coastal elitist Hollywood plot. TB12 is from SF after all.

What % of the league do you think is lizard people/secret Jews? Remember this is a 20-year plot so aim high.

9/11 is what did it. America was reeling from the attacks & a team literally named the Patriots seemed like the right team to have be the new storyline the country could root for. Hell, they entered New Orleans as a team instead of individually like the Rams did.

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It's not as much of a rerun as a reboot of Super Bowl XXXIX.

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St least the XFL will maintain kayfabe.

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>Pats get 1st score.
>Eagles pull ahead with a couple scores (maybe a turnover).
>Surprise Janet Jackson at Halftime Show.
>Pats score in 3rd, keep Eagles scoreless.
>????
>Pats score on winning drive. Maybe a field goal.

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Super Bowl XXXIX reboot pretty good.

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Next year's script is going to have massive rewrites & cast changes.

Collinsworth was practically begging the refs to overturn calls that didn't go the Pats' way.

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