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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thread for saying the NFL is scripted
 
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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
The Patriots



Their Good

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
The NFL is scripted and I enjoy the script immensely

* # ¿ May 28, 2017 19:35
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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
The NFL is scripted and the script is good

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

the_steve posted:

Unironically this.
They don't even try to pretend to hide the pro-Patriots bias.

I certainly hope it's unironic. This is the thread for saying the nfl is scripted, not making jokes.

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

the_steve posted:

Why deviate from the script if you're gonna keep getting away with it?

Pats fans are too busy jacking off to the sound of themselves screaming "GOAT! GOAT!", and normal fans are powerless to do anything about it other than post memes.

I agree with this poAT GOAT GOAT

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

What do you think made the NFL pick the New England Patriots as their 20-year heel plot?

MA residents tend to be more liberal and educated. Maybe its some kind of coastal elitist Hollywood plot. TB12 is from SF after all.

What % of the league do you think is lizard people/secret Jews? Remember this is a 20-year plot so aim high.

You’re right PsychoInternetHawk it’s the jews making the patriots win

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Cryptojews. Probably the same ones behind Bitcoin? Just spitballing here

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Jewlian Edelman

Warned and told to get out before the season... looks like the scriptwriters are plagiarizing....

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