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What do u have
Cut dick
Uncut dick
Mutilated dick
I have a vag OP (dont post about it or the goons will cyberstalk u)
My poo poo is broke
I'm intersex
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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Isaac posted:

The answer is "Not until a few seconds ago!!"

my parents named me headache jr.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
OP I noticed quite a few redundancies and omissions in your poll options when I switched from mobile to computer, and I'd like to clear up any issues people might be having.

The options SHOULD read:

God-given weiner
God-given vajiner
God-mandated peanus
God-forsaken vajayjay
Man-made vajeine
Man-made weinus
Intersex / poo poo's broken (see a doctor)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Good luck on your upcoming surgery/ies OP, I hope they give you the biggest and the best genitals and secondary sexual characteristics.

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
literally 6 females in gbs right now

i hope y'all are happy

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Who has a link to that photoshop from a few years ago where a guy is whipping two white plantation slaves with his belt as a smiling Martin Luther King watches from the sky. Someone posted an interview with the director of the movie the image was from a while ago but this image is literally all I can remember.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

tiltposter posted:

picture for me if you will the ugliest girl you've ever slept with

then imagine that you were gay and went down on a dude and instead of seeing his dick you saw that same uggo

would you still suck that dick?


isn't it supposed to be a religious thing though?

i know it started with the jews and christians stole it like everything else but yeah

In the 50s it was seen as a way to lessen the chance of dick infections since you didn't talk about your children's bad parts to them so kids would just never wash their dick until they realized girls cared about that poo poo. So a lot of boomers got clipped and when they had kids they assumed it was done for some reason so they didn't question it. Doctors also bill per procedure so doing a circumcision is like a value add for a birth to them and they had no real incentive to dissuade anyone as it's not actually harmful either.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Neo Rasa posted:

Who has a link to that photoshop from a few years ago where a guy is whipping two white plantation slaves with his belt as a smiling Martin Luther King watches from the sky. Someone posted an interview with the director of the movie the image was from a while ago but this image is literally all I can remember.

It's probably still in the op of the rules thread of that "retards who think everyone and everything is racist and sexist" containment subforum attached to D&D.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

OP I noticed quite a few redundancies and omissions in your poll options when I switched from mobile to computer, and I'd like to clear up any issues people might be having.

The options SHOULD read:

God-given weiner
God-given vajiner
God-mandated peanus
God-forsaken vajayjay
Man-made vajeine
Man-made weinus
Intersex / poo poo's broken (see a doctor)

I think u should check the poo poo is Broke box because your brain is broken, god isnt real you rere

Tonetta fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Feb 7, 2017

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheep-Goats posted:

In the 50s it was seen as a way to lessen the chance of dick infections since you didn't talk about your children's bad parts to them so kids would just never wash their dick until they realized girls cared about that poo poo. So a lot of boomers got clipped and when they had kids they assumed it was done for some reason so they didn't question it. Doctors also bill per procedure so doing a circumcision is like a value add for a birth to them and they had no real incentive to dissuade anyone as it's not actually harmful either.

so basically if you did the procedure in a church it was okay, but in a hospital, not.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
why is everybody always so insecure about cut v uncut lol who cares

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

SpaceClown posted:

why is everybody always so insecure about cut v uncut lol who cares

cause females pretend to care so guys jerk eachother off about it, i dk

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I am an adult now & I jerk myself off thank you

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

tiltposter posted:

cause females pretend to care so guys jerk eachother off about it, i dk

Girls care more if your hair is curly or straight than what your gross pecker looks like

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Universe Master posted:

American medical agencies have made up all sorts of bullshit reasons to slice into babies.

it's actually losing popularity again since insurance doesn't cover it and lol at paying cash for infant surgery in tyool 2017

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceClown posted:

why is everybody always so insecure about cut v uncut lol who cares

Reddit pissbabies is the reason

The only opinion I have about circumcision is that if you're a dad and you have two boys you should get one of them circumcised and the other one not and never explain it to them at all and laugh about it to yourself sometimes at around 11:45 at night.

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got circumcised for my gf but she still dumped me so i cut my dick off ama

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

tiltposter posted:

i got circumcised for my gf but she still dumped me so i cut my dick off ama

Nice post av combo

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
mods know

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheep-Goats posted:

The only opinion I have about circumcision is that if you're a dad and you have two boys you should get one of them circumcised and the other one not and never explain it to them at all and laugh about it to yourself sometimes at around 11:45 at night.

yeah well thats basically the same as doing none of those things and still laughing, but ok

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

tiltposter posted:

yeah well thats basically the same as doing none of those things and still laughing, but ok

:getout:

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Circumcision is named after me

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

are you reporting me? i dk what this is

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

tiltposter posted:

are you reporting me? i dk what this is

Get the gently caress out of my thread. I cannot say this more plainly

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tonetta posted:

Get the gently caress out of my thread. I cannot say this more plainly

oh okay, because i wasnt replying to you in the first place and am still confused

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im cut and ive never cared or given it more than 3 seconds of thought in my whole life

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tonetta posted:

god isnt real you rere

this is the most unintelligible babble i've ever heard

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
OP, are you upset that your dick got cut just like your dad's, and likely like his dad before?
Do you feel as though you had something important taken from you?

Personally I like to think I've got an easy 'in' with the Jews in case I ever need to convert in a hurry.

tiltposter posted:

this is the most unintelligible babble i've ever heard

Rere, or not rere? 'Tarded's the question.

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm trying kind of hard not to melt down right now

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

tiltposter posted:

i'm trying kind of hard not to melt down right now

Lol loving nerd

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

SpaceClown posted:

Lol loving nerd

shine on, you space bound rocket clown

Sapphic Socialism
Jan 7, 2017

All your favourite video game characters are gay and trans.
Why cant we all have both genitals or some poo poo

Like wouldnt it be cool if we all had both a love totem and a baby cavern

just think about it

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sapphic Socialism posted:

Why cant we all have both genitals or some poo poo

Like wouldnt it be cool if we all had both a love totem and a baby cavern

just think about it

Probably because we could all gently caress ourselves and would go extinct in a generation

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Sapphic Socialism posted:

Why cant we all have both genitals or some poo poo

...just like in my Japanese animes!! :swoon:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I sometimes think about what it would be like to have a pussy right under my dick instead of balls and people think it's really weird I want to replace my balls but can you just imagine your balls slapping against your pussy, fuckin weird man

Sapphic Socialism
Jan 7, 2017

All your favourite video game characters are gay and trans.

luv 2 date boys posted:

...just like in my Japanese animes!! :swoon:

Yes exactly

We should all strive to be more anime

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Was cursed by a witch or wizard in the womb. Have been learning magic and did a spell to reverse the above. The spell is working super well but my genitals must also be hexed. Found a witch to change me back all the way but I gotta fly to cali in 6 mo and it MIGHT not happen. Thanks for asking op.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Also the spell will be very painful. Thank you for reading.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Sapphic Socialism posted:

Why cant we all have both genitals or some poo poo

Like wouldnt it be cool if we all had both a love totem and a baby cavern

just think about it

some people are born like this and in some countries they don't perform corrective surgeries for it and i imagine life for them is pretty cool

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sapphic Socialism posted:

Why cant we all have both genitals or some poo poo

Like wouldnt it be cool if we all had both a love totem and a baby cavern

just think about it

Imagine farting in the bath tub and the fart comes out your butthole and rides the groove of your pussy up where it lifts your balls out of the way and then batters your penis around as it rises up toward the surface of the water to your waiting open mouth.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Love always finds a way.


Through the back door :getin:

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