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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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So you've had:

1. very successful and qualified HC run out of town for correctly calling the owner a manchild
2. Radically upjumped LBs coach
3. Retread racist failed football autist who could only beat the Rams
4. Nominally qualified OC just off a Super Bowl run.

My guess for #5 is a player coach. Wes Welker's an assistant for the Texans now, becoming just qualified enough to get wildly upjumped from outside the team because every other candidate refuses in no uncertain terms.

They'll also offer it to Peyton who will refuse

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I mean the biggest difference between last season and this one was the falcons backing the money truck up to Alex Mack to fully solidify the OL and...

lmao shanny has 1 year and then he's toast huh

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

lol true

Does Collins even though he was traded?

Wasn't on the 53 man roster for the Super Bowl, so why would he?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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89 posted:

Why didn't Derrick Henry come in and blow the roof off this season? I figured he was gonna steal Murray's job by Week 5.

titans posters probably know better, but Murray had a resurgent year erotic smashmouth and henry did well for himself as well, so they both got solid playing time

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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mastershakeman posted:

move the team to LA

West Hollywood Bears

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

Nobody is trading a first for Jimmy G

Well maybe the Texans because Patriots Way

I think someone's* gonna be dumb enough, honestly

* someone=bears/49ers/browns/jags/jets

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:


The Jags aren't ready to cut bait on Bortles just yet I don't think, especially not for Jimmy G. Any team desperate enough to roll the dice on Jimmy is going to have too high a first round pick to be willing to give it up

It'd have to be something like swapping firsts or swapping a first for a second

Fair. I'd imagine a "Jimmy g to the jags" situation ends up being a camp battle and you're right that nobody's gonna give up a 1st for a camp battle QB

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Which NFL player is most likely to go all Charles Oakley on his team's owner?

(ps, go check twitter if you haven't)

pacman jones, inshallah

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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same but with aj mccarron

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Cavauro posted:

welcome. to smith Town

he's definitely in :smith: town these days!!

Flikken posted:

The 30 for 30 on him Gordon and Blackmon is going to be amazing.

in this situation, i assume JFF will get his own 30 for 30

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I didn't start caring about football until after Jeff George retired, so literally my introduction to him is TMM comics

holy gently caress

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Gotta say, after a full season of nfl2go, compilations of JJ watt screaming at men's asses was far more palatable than commercials

gotta turn 'em around to find the sack, jj

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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yeah it's incredible, they have $218m in total cap for the 2017 season (I assume that includes rollover cap from not being able to sign FAs for a few season), of which $106m is free. Almost half. And that's before they start cutting people in the offseason.

I wonder if they'll actually be able to spend it on good players and not insane overpays on people who are washed up revis is gonna get 15 mil a year

extremely fake edit: lmao never mind

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

For a brief two month period in 2015.



jets made the mistake of progressing from bottom right to bottom left

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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wow most successful hit by a Jet since 9/11

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Apparently Jordan Rodgers is the ESPN controversy fuel of the day as he spent awhile this morning arguing that Kirk Cousins is better then Cam Newton.

Short version:



Your 2016 completion percentage king and therefore best quarterback in the NFL: Sam Bradford

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Gronk is gonna have the best HoF induction speech.

He's just gonna read "A Gronking To Remember" in full at the podium

E: VV he's gonna go for 69,420

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

Gronk is gonna be like 85 doing keg stands. It will own.

He's going to get absolutely nothing done when he's 69 because every 10 seconds he'll remember how old he is and bust out laughing

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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derek lokey thicc

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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RB is not a position of need for the Browns, given how solid Crowell has looked. Of course, browns organization, clown car, whatever. But they need basically every other position before RB and have eight boatloads of cash to hand out so I doubt Peterson gets a second look in Cleveland

Watch me be wrong

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Bill Polian is a dildo.

Dildos make people happy and exist for a purpose

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