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Dec 6, 2014


5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can you guys believe how amazing Sunday night was? Still rock hard.

it was just, like, the best. can't wait until you're 6 RING SHRIMP this time next year.

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Dec 6, 2014


pats deserve it for getting their first round stolen.

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Dec 6, 2014


mastershakeman posted:

the bears drafted someone because he did that pool jump. it made him millions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDSPbZ_OUw

i can do that.

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Dec 6, 2014


GaussianCopula posted:

even Trump has to understand that.

trump is almost unbelievably stupid.

the pats have like five players way handsomer than flacco.

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Dec 6, 2014


Spoeank posted:

Is this where homerism takes us in February

amendola, edelman, "handsome" jimmy g (it's in his name), brady, hogan.

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Dec 6, 2014


Spring Break My Heart posted:

12 of the top 13 most attractive players are white

this may shock you but white women are real racist when it comes to who they'll gently caress.

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Dec 6, 2014


GaussianCopula posted:

From Tom Brady's instagram


Somehow I don't think he will at the White House because of an important family appointment.

lol i love how gisele totally wears the pants in the relationship. i mean that sincerely.

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Dec 6, 2014


i''d gently caress ivanka and i hate myself for it. same with tomi lahren. eli eli lema sabachthani

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Dec 6, 2014


GaussianCopula posted:

I just realized that Bill Belichick had all-time great players under him for all of his 7 rings - Lawrence Taylor at the Giants and Brady at the Patriots.

Is Bill Belichick a system coach?

skip???

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Dec 6, 2014


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

WHO WANTS TO SEX THE GRONK

i'm pretty sure a girl who messaged me on okcupid hosed gronk (well really it would be hosed by gronk) cuz in her "You should be message me if" section it said something like "If you never want to meet or have your picture taken with gronk" with the tongue sticking out winking emoji next to it.

i'm too scared to ask because man how do you perform knowing your date got gronked.

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Dec 6, 2014


waah posted:

Just perform with the same sense of inadequacy as you normally do, and nothing should be different

i have a feeling most women i've been with haven't been with famous beef mountains before me.

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Dec 6, 2014


SHOAH NUFF posted:

Lol nah this isn't true at all

it is. i'm white btw so it's a win for me.

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Dec 6, 2014


it's just more all the data on dating sites and poo poo shows it to be true.

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Dec 6, 2014


this is a country whose most powerful politician knows less about history and the government than a fifth grader. who's never read a book cover to cover. literally every athlete is smarter than him.

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Dec 6, 2014


shoulda been a kid they named.

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Dec 6, 2014


Grittybeard posted:

Why would you condemn a poor goat like that?

:getin:

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Dec 6, 2014


MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So a full game of nothing but Da Bomb from NFL Blitz. I'd watch that.

x cross was my go to.

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