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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Dubious posted:

Jimmy G for a 1st and a 4th

Jimmy G is a two Super Bowl champion. Two 1st.

Kalli posted:

Do you think somewhere someday there'll be an insurgency wearing Rise Up jerseys facing a Counter insurgency wearing Panthers' Keep Pounding gear?

I dunno but both of those are definitely New Sensation porn titles.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

Via Jeff Schultz of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Shanahan and several other Falcons assistant coaches were stuck upstairs on the press box level when an elevator failed to fetch them.

In NRG Stadium, the press box is near the top of the building (Lady Gaga considered singing from there), and reporters in a hurry after the game were pointed to stairs which led to concourses which led to multiple escalators to get to the floor of the building where the locker rooms were. It was a significant walk, which is why the elevator is clearly the preferred conveyance.

The coaches were initially sent down a flight of stairs to try to catch an elevator at a lower level, but one never stopped for them. So after milling about with celebrating Patriots fans, they went back up and waited, a total of about 20 minutes.

“This is [bleeping] bull,” Shanahan yelled, and when approached by a reporter, said: “Sorry, I can’t talk right now.”

:lol:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hey Alex Mack may have not gotten a ring but Barkevious Mingo just did!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a patagonian cavy posted:

Wasn't on the 53 man roster for the Super Bowl, so why would he?

I'm pretty sure that kind of thing is at the team's discretion.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Deion Sanders just accused the Dungy era Colts of stealing signals lol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Devin McCourty also not going to White House.

I wonder if this reaches a tipping point where there are 15-20 players not going if the White House would cancel it out of embarrassment?

What am I saying, this president can never be embarrassed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The kicker is always white too!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Carlosologist posted:

he has two rings! he looked halfway decent in three games this season! why not pay him starter money?

Jimmy G is not worth the bounty some desperate team is going to give NE

Why does the number of games JG played in keep growing?

He played 1.5 games as a starter and one of those games they would have lost but for a missed field goal.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mastershakeman posted:

i agree on urlacher but even i, the guy who thinks cutler is not much different than matt ryan, have never considered him overrated

Wait, what?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

I think that going by previous trades, the expected value of the pick, and what Jimmy has shown, that trading a second for him makes sense. He has shown more then Mallett or Hoyer, and has come on faster then Cassel (who was on pace to take a record number of sacks behind a great offensive line in the first half of 2008 before being fixed).

That's basically where I've been at since like October. I don't think Jimmy is destined to succeed, but I think you can trade a second for him, then if he's good, franchise // extend him at the end of next year, or move on if he's Osweiler.

He should probably be worth a 2nd at most. But let's say for argument sake that the reports of the Bears, Browns and 49ers all showing interest are true it would be easy to see how that could turn into a low end 1st.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mastershakeman posted:

urlacher was barely better than briggs

No. Your suggestion that Jay Cutler is as good as Matt Ryan is more intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That is a huge difference in INT %.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Inside the NFL for Super Bowl LI

https://vimeo.com/203068414

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Well he probably spent most of his NFL career south of the border so this would make sense.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
it's not real dummies

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lol you can't even swear if you win the super bowl

of course that bitch specified it was a "black teammate"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Besides “elite”, what's the first descriptor that comes to your mind when you think of Joe Flacco? That's right, “handsome.”

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/830092718038622208

There was a lot of data here.

http://wearefanatics.com/most-attractive-nfl-teams/





Rough year for the Jags.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I sense a disturbance in the locker room. As if millions of cliches cried out and were silenced by one voice with an original opinion.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
TB loves him some Jason Taylor.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
After reading that story, I'm pretty sure Josh McCown should probably be in the concussion protocol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Broccoli ears doesn't rhyme with figment.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Actually I think for a franchise with seven Super Bowl appearances during his tenure they have hardly any HoF locks.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

According to Vic Carucci of the Buffalo News, general manager Doug Whaley finds the prospect of Cardale Jones at quarterback “appealing.”

AFC East gonna East.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

He's due 6 million minimum this year, that's a healthy chunk of Marty B.

I'm pretty skeptical Martellus Bennett is going to be a Patriot next season. He's going to be 30 this year, he's got his ring, time to cash in.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GaussianCopula posted:

How do you feel about the openly right NFL players and owners?

The argument "they support my personal views, that's good." is really weak.


People with deep knowledge of the topic they are talking about. That's probably unrealistic today, but that's my view. But it's not about having an opinion but about broadcasting it to a huge following. If an NFL player made an (anonymous) account on some message board to discuss politics, that would be ok.

Hardly anyone in the United States as a deep understanding of the complexity of some of the problems politics deal with.

Great podcast on this topic:
http://www.stufftoblowyourmind.com/podcasts/illusion-of-explanatory-depth-1.htm
http://www.stufftoblowyourmind.com/podcasts/illusion-of-explanatory-depth-2.htm

But that doesn't mean people don't get to voice their opinion if they didn't spend their entire career studying the health care system in the United States.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Feb 14, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Malcolm Butler’s life story is going to get the Blind Side treatment.

Who plays Bill Belichick?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
... and featuring Will Smith as Richard Sherman.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The American Dream

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Man, thinking about and it would be much more interesting to see a movie about Ryan Leaf's life than Malcolm Butler.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
An arena football team where fans decide the plays via app.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1XchW2V2Vs

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
And yet it was typical AFC East incest.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Some team is going to pay Romo a king's ransom to be on IR.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Grittybeard posted:

Houston, but they have no cap room. I could see a kind of argument for the Jets, they've got a bunch of aging but still good pieces on offense and in theory should have a decent defense (although obviously that wasn't the case last year). A lot of KC fans want that to happen but there's just no way, Andy loves Alex too much and Romo isn't enough of a sure thing to make him think twice.

I think the Jets window has already closed with this current roster.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I mean, people have been burning Revis all season.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whiteyfats posted:

Did the window ever even open?

For a brief two month period in 2015.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

They deserved it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How am I only just learning that the Colts 3rd round pick from 2007 quit football because he was addicted to Call of Duty? That is amazing.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If Romo was willing take a back loaded deal to get around Brock's giant cap this season would that work?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It would have a Favre on the Vikings kinda feel to it.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Texans are not divisional rivals but they are still rivals to the Cowboys in a different kind of way. Jerry Jones would go nuts if Romo led the Texans to post season success.

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