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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
pleasepleasepleasplease let all the black players opt out of going to the white house. i want another kaepernick national anthem type extravaganza.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
*car crash noises*

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/831268476643782656

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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what was jeff george's problem again? stupid or just too much of an rear end in a top hat to get it

that arm though

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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I gotta tell ya, it's going to be real hard to get excited about football season again if Smith if the QB. I know how it ends. 9-7 and/or a first round exit.

I know that's a good problem to have for the bottom 15 teams in the league but geez.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Grittybeard posted:

He's good enough that there isn't an obvious upgrade, he's bad enough that you desperately want to upgrade from him. I have no clue what the answer is, I want to draft Mahomes but should that happen I also want Alex Smith to the be the quarterback for the next 2 years.

So, Mahomes is good? I have no knowledge about college QBs.

I'm going really disappointed if they don't throw themselves into trying to get a new QB in the draft. Even if whoever they draft turns out to be a bust I'll be rubbing my belly in contentment because they at least tried.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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whiteyfats posted:

Might wanna wait on drafting a QB this year, not a whole out there.

That's the conundrum. Yeah there's not a lot out there but Andy Reid is probably running out of time. Who knows how much time his arteries have left.

I wish I was kidding. :smith:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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whiteyfats posted:

I like Andy Reid. :smith: Hopes he gets a ring before he retires/dies on the sideline.

At least we'll always have his goofy locker room celebrations after inexplicable comeback wins.

http://i.imgur.com/pByRrVM.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/8Tt0P5G.gifv



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j971gLpNucY

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Feb 16, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Of loving course.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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I know Watkins isn't a bust, but would it be out of bounds to call him a disappointment so far?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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this should be the new lokey meme.

http://i.imgur.com/UHKKeAp.gifv

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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*car crash noises*

pleasegetschaubpleasegetschaub

"Matt Schaub, Brian Hoyer could be among 49ers’ targets"

quote:

New 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan wants to find a long-term solution at the quarterback position. But if that long-term solution turns out to be a rookie who’s not ready to start in 2017, Matt Schaub and Brian Hoyer are among the possibilities for a stopgap starter.

Schaub and Hoyer both have connections to Shanahan, and Matt Barrows of the Sacramento Bee writes that he expects either Schaub or Hoyer or both to be added to the 49ers’ roster.

Schaub was with Shanahan in Atlanta last season, was previously with Shanahan in Houston and has been linked to Shanahan as a possible 49ers quarterback in 2017. Schaub becomes a free agent on March 9.

Hoyer started 13 games for the Browns in 2014 when Shanahan was their offensive coordinator, and the two made for a pretty good combination, with the Browns going 7-6 in the games Hoyer started. Hoyer has heaped praise on Shanahan recently, and he also becomes a free agent on March 9.

Both Schaub and Hoyer are in their 30s and neither has ever been a great NFL starter, so they wouldn’t exactly bring a ton of excitement to San Francisco. But as available veterans go, you could do worse than Schaub and Hoyer. It shouldn’t surprise anyone if that’s the direction the 49ers decide to go in for now, while drafting a rookie quarterback for the future.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/02/18/matt-schaub-brian-hoyer-could-be-among-49ers-targets/

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Could anyone tell me why the bears offense looked so great under marc trestman for one year(2013) then dropped off quicker than dabbing? FFS even josh mccown looked like a pro bowler under that offense.

was it just a situation not unlike chip kelly where the offense was figured out and failed to adjust?

Edit: looking at pff and man that offense was stacked. cutler, prime forte, prime marshall, good alshon jeffery, and bennett.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Feb 22, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Kalli posted:

Tom's making a bunch of dad jokes while getting to the bottom of this case. Also yes, Pokemon is dad jokes now.



Okay this rules.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Super hyped for the upcoming 5-11 season.

https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn/status/836204671538716674

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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- Berry might not play this year
- Poe is gone
- D-line is bad outside of Chris Jones
- ILB is trash. DJ is old and won't be back to form. The others couldn't stop the run to save their lives
- OLB was supposed to be the strength of the team but Houston is always injured, Hali gets 6 snaps a game anymore and is old, and Dee Ford completely dissapeared in the 2nd half of the year.
- Peters is the only good CB.

That defense is going to crash very loving hard.

It's the Raiders division now.

Oh, and Alex Smith is coming back which is just loving peachy.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Feb 27, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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I think Spencer Ware got a little gun shy when he got his concussion back in Indy. He was a wrecking ball before that but after he hit the hole with a lot less tenacity. That and everyone seems to think Parker Ehringer going down was the moment the run game collapsed. I have no idea.

As it stands now, I still think the team is in for a drop off unless Dorsey works more magic.

I really wouldn't mind taking a shot for Romo. If it backfires and they have a lovely season, it at least puts them in a prime position to draft a franchise QB in next years draft.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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uhhhhhh, bye poe.

this tag will look splendid on you mr. berry. hope you weren't bluffing about sitting out.

https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/836327992464932870

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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we just signed a socialist doctor who says "eh?" to a deal that would make him the 4th highest paid guard in the league

27th rated guard and 44th in run blocking

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://twitter.com/BKSportsTalk/status/836328926918094849

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

As a primarily NBA fan it blows my mind that 5/$41M is considered a huge payday. That would maybe buy you a mid to low tier back up that plays 10min a game.

Isn't there a lot less dudes on a basketball team tho

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Clark Hunt: Alex Smith is going to be our starter in 2017

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/02/27/chiefs-owner-backs-alex-smith-as-his-starting-quarterback/

uhghhhhhh

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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fsif posted:

A thousand seasons of Blaine Gabberts to the fanbases who cast aside perfectly good quarterbacks.

15 td and 7 interceptions.

Any team should be looking to do better when an 11 year vet puts up those numbers.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Mike Glennon.

No seriously, you're right.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Watched a lot of patrick mahones footage from draftbreakdown.com last night before bed. I'm all in on drafting him now.

Now someone tell me how i'm either wrong, he sucks, or he won't be around by the time the Chiefs pick him.

Also, draftbreakdown is great.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Grittybeard posted:

His footwork is just awful. Like remember when JeffersonLives talked about Cam having bad footwork, that was nothing like what Mahomes does. Sometimes it's so bad it's the type of thing you would feel obligated to stop and correct in someone else's child if you saw them doing it in a park to save them from future ridicule. His arm is good but feeds into bad habits because he feels like he can trust it over, you know, like stepping into throws or not throwing across his body back over the middle or any of a whole bunch of terrible habits he has.

Having said that I like him, but I certainly don't want him to start right away and could live with him sitting for two years. Which is a problem because if you draft someone in the first or second round the expectation is that they'll be worth something sooner than that.

Ok, so draft him and have him sit behind Smith or some other guy for a year or so. I'm down with that.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Here's all of Jamaal's touchdowns. One of the GOAT imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNarYL-Mbk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBwZwF-Gwas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JucZvPdRj1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVW-0v074QE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwGOrxGCP0

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