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this poo poo has been my jam and jelly for a while now i've been able to catch it on sale for 4.99 before, and I've seen it as high as 8.99(lol) it p good for some quick jerky behind the convenience store the garlic hot pepper one is my second choice cause i like the spices and peppers.
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oh god drat it, well talk about jerky or gettin jerkied i guess
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Feb 6, 2017 23:22
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I'm a fan of Oberto jerky. There's a salty dry one that is sold at gas stations that is good poo poo too but can't remember the name of it.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:24
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idk op seems like backpage was taken down so i don't know how to comparison shop hookers online anymore.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:28
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op is a jerk and can be had for a reasonable price since he's worthless.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:28
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I used to eat this local jerky that was crazy good. But the old man who used to make it stopped doing it and his butcher shop slid into decline, and now I can't get my tasty rear end jerky. I would kill a man where he stands for some excellent bejerked meat treats but there are none to be had, and I don't trust the Internet not to gently caress with me. Goons, what jerky should I get?
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Feb 6, 2017 23:32
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Make your own, I do it all the time. You can buy a cheap 2 pound roast for like $6 and even after drying you get 1.5 lbs of jerky from it. Its a pretty solid deal, especially when you see tiny rear end bags of that Jack Links poo poo at the store for the same price, if not more.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:33
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SPICY FATTY JERKY
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Feb 6, 2017 23:35
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i read a sci fi story once about all these people that get trapped at a drive-in movie and they survive mostly by rationing out the candy and popcorn from the concession and everyone starts to go crazy from malnutrition but one of the main characters has a secret stash of beef jerky that he gives out to the people only in his group of friends. and thats how they stay healthy. so jerky saves the day i guess.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:37
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JiveHonky posted:i read a sci fi story once about all these people that get trapped at a drive-in movie and they survive mostly by rationing out the candy and popcorn from the concession and everyone starts to go crazy from malnutrition but one of the main characters has a secret stash of beef jerky that he gives out to the people only in his group of friends. and thats how they stay healthy. Sounds kinda fictious
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Feb 6, 2017 23:39
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luv 2 date boys posted:Make your own, I do it all the time. You can buy a cheap 2 pound roast for like $6 and even after drying you get 1.5 lbs of jerky from it. Its a pretty solid deal, especially when you see tiny rear end bags of that Jack Links poo poo at the store for the same price, if not more. What do you use for curing? And what about for dehydrating? It's a lot of spices to buy also. I've made a bunch of teriyaki style using soy sauce, but I've wanted to go a different way. JGTOW
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Feb 6, 2017 23:42
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Oddly enough I'm making some oven jerky right now. How timely this thread is! 
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Feb 6, 2017 23:46
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Best jerk is at the jerk store, OP.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:46
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One time me and some friends took a trip to Detroit in 2011. It went even worse than you might think, on our way back we had no money, no gas, and no food. The only way we survived for a few days was that I was very good at stealing beef jerky at 7/11s. That's my jerky story.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:48
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Hell Yeah posted:op is a jerk and can be had for a reasonable price since he's worthless. Everyone has a price, and mine is definitely reasonable, and I offer a sliding scale 
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Feb 6, 2017 23:49
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a bone to pick posted:One time me and some friends took a trip to Detroit in 2011. What is the best way to steal beef jerky from 7-11s?
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Feb 6, 2017 23:49
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The jerk store ran out of the op. Despite this scarcity he still isn't worth a god drat thing
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Feb 6, 2017 23:52
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dang how much is the rent for a penthouse apt
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Feb 6, 2017 23:52
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Sheep-Goats posted:What is the best way to steal beef jerky from 7-11s? The same way you steal from any store, look like your browsing nonchalantly and shove that poo poo down your pants when the cashier isn't looking. I was a grimy kid.
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Feb 6, 2017 23:53
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https://nuts.com/snacks/jerky/original.html 19.99 a lb for 5 pounds of jerky. I linked to the black pepper, which is wonderful. The teriyaki is also good.
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Feb 7, 2017 00:00
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Hardawn posted:Sounds kinda fictious dont you think you could survive longer eating jerky than eating candy?
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Feb 7, 2017 00:13
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I have worked in a movie theater and ain't no way the popcorn is running out before anything else imo; they have like giant sacks of unpopped kernels in storage.
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Feb 7, 2017 00:16
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Moridin920 posted:I have worked in a movie theater and ain't no way the popcorn is running out before anything else imo; they have like giant sacks of unpopped kernels in storage. maybe but what is the nutritional value of popcorn? you wouldnt starve but you would probly get pretty sick after a while.
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Feb 7, 2017 00:24
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i'll jerk you off for a pizza
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Feb 7, 2017 00:32
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40 pounds of fatty jerky
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Feb 7, 2017 00:35
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'll jerk you off for a pizza Are you going to deliver this time? I'm tired of your DiGiornos
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Feb 7, 2017 00:36
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Hardawn posted:Are you going to deliver this time? I'm tired of your DiGiornos don't blame me if you can't get your crust to rise
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Krust is risen
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Feb 7, 2017 00:45
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Sheep-Goats posted:Krust is risen 
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Feb 7, 2017 00:45
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Hardawn posted:What do you use for curing? And what about for dehydrating? It's a lot of spices to buy also. as a fan of a nice dry jerk i am also interested in this
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Feb 7, 2017 01:02
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Teriyaki jerky always tastes weird.
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Feb 7, 2017 01:03
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I called the jerk store and they're all outta you, please fix these issues with your suppliers
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Feb 7, 2017 01:02
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Make your own! Get one of those cheap wal-mart dehydrators, a couple pounds of top round, some worchestershire sauce and soy sauce and whatever spices you want to add to it (I do black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne, chili powder, red pepper flakes, and a bit of cumin. Some people like to add brown sugar or molasses but I prefer not to). Do the worchestershire/soy mixture 50/50, add the spices, then add the beef sliced pretty thin into it. Store it in the fridge overnight in several large ziplock bags (or a huge tupperware container if you have one). Next morning (or afternoon if you slept in), throw them slices into the dehydrator (after eating a couple before hand -- yes it's raw but there's no bad poo poo thanks to the sheer salinity of the brine and it is loving delicious), wait some number of hours, and voila! The best beef jerky you've ever had! And it makes your place smell amazing too.
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Some goon made $15,000 selling beef jerky on SA Mart four or five years ago before it was discovered he was just buying something at Sams Club and repackaging it. There was one goon who was spending $150 A MONTH claiming it was the best jerky he'd ever eaten
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Feb 7, 2017 01:05
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Jerky is pretty loving amazing. My brother makes this bourbon jerky that's just plain awesome. Brazilian steak seasonings/marinade also makes some amazing jerky.
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Feb 7, 2017 01:09
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There is a local company on the coast that produces very good jerky (Tillamook County Smoker, far better than poo poo like Krave or Oberto imo), and they have an outlet store next to their factory so I usually just stock up and buy a couple lbs when I'm out there (it's like $12-13 a lb). Making it yourself is very pro, but time consuming, sometimes butcher shops will make good jerky as well. Otherwise the best widely available cured meat product is the Golden Island Korean BBQ pork jerky at Costco.
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Risen indeed
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