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LGD posted:Golden Island Korean BBQ pork jerky at Costco. gently caress that sounds good. There should be more asian jerky flavors around. I like when Jack Link occasionally does their Kung Pao jerky. That poo poo is amazing.
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Let me make it clear, I've handled meat until it was dry and tender in my hand Plus I've also made jerky in a cheap Walmart dehydrator
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:30 |
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935 posted:Some goon made $15,000 selling beef jerky on SA Mart four or five years ago before it was discovered he was just buying something at Sams Club and repackaging it. There was one goon who was spending $150 A MONTH claiming it was the best jerky he'd ever eaten haha was that the poo poo that former mod or admin or whatever he was louisgod bought 47 pounds of? if not it's hilarious anyway: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1457686&userid=42569
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:51 |
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I wish I could find a way to scam Goons out of their money. I think a few good ideas would involve losing weight with no effort, maybe a pick-up guide that is "foolproof", or some kind of plus size clothing company catering to the discerning Goon
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:55 |
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I like perky jerky Turkey jerky
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:56 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Make your own! Get a cheap box fan which you should prolly already have, bungie cords and a pack of those cheap air filters and stack meat in between and off you go. works much better http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/altons-beef-jerky-recipe-0170068.html
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:59 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:01 |
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bridgeford used to be better; oh well also jerky is too fucken expensive these days
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:06 |
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also the jerky goon/big johns jerky was some p good poo poo. i usually just get a few lbs once a year before backpacking trips. i think if you had to buy jerky, it's probably the best bang for the buck.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:04 |
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pants in my pants posted:haha was that the poo poo that former mod or admin or whatever he was louisgod bought 47 pounds of? The guy he buys jerky from is still selling so I don't think so. That said, its pretty good if its from Sams club and gently caress if I got doobied again.
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That Robot posted:bridgeford used to be better; oh well More expensive, per pound, then steak here. But, jerky has the utility bonus. Because I can't... Don't want to carry a top end steak in a baggy, for when I want to snack.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:09 |
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Smeed posted:The guy he buys jerky from is still selling so I don't think so. That said, its pretty good if its from Sams club and gently caress if I got doobied again. its not from sams club. idk who started that rumor but it's not true, theres' already plenty of funny goonschengaigan scams without needing to make on up. sams club doesn't sell black pepper garlic, mango jalepeno, fiery teriyaki and all the other poo poo they have which is really good. i think sams club had some plain one but it sucked iirc costco jerky is also dece in a pinch, but not as good as big johns there. but really just make your own it owns Xaris fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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it's from sam's club
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:14 |
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Xaris posted:its not from sams club. idk who started that rumor but it's not true, theres' already plenty of funny goonschengaigan scams without needing to make on up. sams club doesn't sell black pepper garlic, mango jalepeno, fiery teriyaki and all the other poo poo they have which is really good. i think sams club had some plain one but it sucked iirc that short post got a lot longer. awfully defensive aren't we? e: Nefarious 2.0 posted:it's from sam's club
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:20 |
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VendaGoat posted:More expensive, per pound, then steak here. ya but what sucks is that in stores it's always prepackaged stuff unless you're out in the country you can buy a bunch online but you can't see it up close and it ain't the same
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:29 |
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i like jerky but i always ask myself is it worth the price
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 03:15 |
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nomadologique posted:i like jerky but i always ask myself is it worth the price If not on sale, they can go to hale
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 03:33 |
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I have eaten maybe 2 pieces of jerky total my entire sad existence. I am not beefy
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Sjs00 posted:I have eaten maybe 2 pieces of jerky total my entire sad existence. I am not beefy C'mon you little pissbitch. Get beefy. Get real beefy. But no seriously get a dehydrator and make jerky. It's loving great for traveling, camping, just getting a little extra protein on a meat-light day, or anything really. There's no bad time to get your jerk on.
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Xaris posted:Dont even buy a dehydrator, they are garbage unitaskers and will barely work like poo poo. Rest of this is oslid though "Why yes goon sir I would like to try some of your gourmet beef jerky that's sandwiched between those musty air filters" *pulls fibers and lint off sample, nibbles* "This makes Sams Club jerky taste like horse poo poo! I'd like to buy six pounds! Do you take bitcoin?"
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super sweet best pal posted:Best jerk is at the jerk store, OP. They called, by the way. It's bad news.
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935 posted:"Why yes goon sir I would like to try some of your gourmet beef jerky that's sandwiched between those musty air filters" Yeah I've seen this method before. I'm sure it works but I can't get past how off putting it is when I look at it. I used to work in apartment maintenance and have changed more of those filters than I can possibly count. Even cleans ones don't give me that "yes I'd like to eat meat off of this" vibe.
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pants in my pants posted:haha was that the poo poo that former mod or admin or whatever he was louisgod bought 47 pounds of? i felt certain 47 pounds of beef jerky was a joke until i clicked on the link lmao
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:24 |
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lol if you think anything before 1983 was somehow more hygienic than that.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:58 |
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here let me hang this ham in a moldy loving cave i dug nex tto my house yum yum
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:58 |
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nomadologique posted:here let me hang this ham in a moldy loving cave i dug nex tto my house Nobody's saying that's preferable though?
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 05:56 |
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What is the communist equivalent of beef jerky
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 05:57 |
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WatermelonGun posted:What is the communist equivalent of beef jerky frozen meat strip
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 06:02 |
rancid pate in a can.
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WatermelonGun posted:What is the communist equivalent of beef jerky Ear of dog, tail of dog, ear of pig, Chechen breast of housewife, all the parts only make the ugly beast remove projection, not to kill it, so it can work in fields
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 06:12 |
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I just order 10 pounds of pink fiberglass to pump air through to get a unique jerk flavor previously unseen. How many pounds should I put you down for?
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 11:37 |
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Xaris posted:Dont even buy a dehydrator, they are garbage unitaskers and will barely work like poo poo. Rest of this is oslid though uh, spoiler alert: alton brown's method is really overcomplicated, you don't have to circulate the air that much when you're jerkin'
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Xaris posted:also the jerky goon/big johns jerky was some p good poo poo. i usually just get a few lbs once a year before backpacking trips. i think if you had to buy jerky, it's probably the best bang for the buck. I liked it at first but it eventually started making my mouth/jaws super sore. My mouth must be too weak to chew on beef properly.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I liked it at first but it eventually started making my mouth/jaws super sore. My mouth must be too weak to chew on beef properly. I too prefer more tender cuts, rawhide is for my pups
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 12:26 |
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its real expensive in the UK it sucks
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 12:35 |
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The Phlegmatist posted:uh, spoiler alert: alton brown's method is really overcomplicated, you don't have to circulate the air that much when you're jerkin' How much do i need to circulate my jerkin air
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 13:34 |
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Alton brown is a god king tho I'm gonna make his jerky next week I've taken the liberty of finding that video on YouTube to embed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtkluZmqPwk Also the list of ingredients for the marinade quote:1 1/2 to 2 pounds flank steak ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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gently caress a soy sauce recipe
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My favorite soy sauce recipe is to go to the fukken store and pick up some kikkoman
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I had a Chinese grocery near to my apartment in New York and while they had forty different kinds of soy sauce they didn't have Kikkoman because of their racial hatred toward the Japanese lol
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