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 I'm a loving idiot that can't see at night. I have 12 light bars and no turn signal. I like to back my truck into every parking spot really slowly and shittily because I'm batman and may have to leave suddenly to go do my job digging ditches for the state department of transportation. I drove by some little bitch last night that was going down the road with 3 or 4 of these fuckers permanently turned on so I served him up a hot dish of street justice in the form of my reasonably bright high beams. I have noticed recently that all of these bitches don't know when to turn off their brights on a single lane county road, and also that headlights have become more and more obnoxious over the last 5 years. Post ITT to petition Donald Trump to put to death all light bar truck havers, and obnoxious headlight havers, and everyone that doesn't turn their brights off until they are 20 yards away (if at all).
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ya honestly agreed even a regular suv these days lights up my entire hatchback like an alien clean room while they tailgate my rear end at 140kph. I hate it, they are too loving bright, they don't need to be that bright, something needs to be done!
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Feb 7, 2017 19:57
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The Walrus posted:ya honestly agreed even a regular suv these days lights up my entire hatchback like an alien clean room while they tailgate my rear end at 140kph. I hate it, they are too loving bright, they don't need to be that bright, something needs to be done!
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Feb 7, 2017 19:57
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The Walrus posted:ya honestly agreed even a regular suv these days lights up my entire hatchback like an alien clean room while they tailgate my rear end at 140kph. I hate it, they are too loving bright, they don't need to be that bright, something needs to be done!
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Feb 7, 2017 20:03
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in independence day president bill pullman did this to the aliens and it started a war
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Feb 7, 2017 20:03
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I'm the fog lights used on every clear night.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:04
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LED lights are the devil.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:05
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I just ignore it and turn the other flipper on my rear-view mirror, but then again I am jesus
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Feb 7, 2017 20:06
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Have you guys seen those loving LED lightbars though? If you can't have a train horn on your car I don't see how those are legal. The whole drat valley was lit up and the guy didn't turn them off as I was driving by.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:11
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the worst thing about most truck and suv owners is that they'll go the entire time they own the vehicle without ever hauling anything or needing the space but they bought it to help portray a false identity
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Feb 7, 2017 20:17
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Dave_Indeed posted:Have you guys seen those loving LED lightbars though? If you can't have a train horn on your car I don't see how those are legal. The whole drat valley was lit up and the guy didn't turn them off as I was driving by. no but honestly if that truck in the OP was behind me i'd be pretty butthurt about it and prolly respond by going waaaaay under the speed limit
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Feb 7, 2017 20:18
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I was behind a truck a few days ago that had one of those lightbars installed on the back bumper, so it would blind whoever was behind him. I got really mad about it, but couldn't follow him to find out where he lived without searing my eyes. I wanted to murder him and hell, I hope I get the chance soon.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:20
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no dave i havent seen trucks like that. most pickup trucks where I live are driven by construction ppl and the like and are almost invariably not lifted. its nice.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:22
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No Git R Dun sticker? loving lame.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:27
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Truck bros are actually a public service and whenever you see a lifted truck, you're alerted to who in the immediate area is afflicted with the baby dick. So it's a Natural Selection sort of thing.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:30
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Maybe some of you guys are just driving obnoxiously slow but at the same time being too rude to pull over so a faster vehicle can pass?
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Feb 7, 2017 20:36
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Truck bros are actually a public service and whenever you see a lifted truck, you're alerted to who in the immediate area is afflicted with the baby dick. So it's a Natural Selection sort of thing. The absolute smallest dudes are always in the biggest trucks. If they aren't tiny dudes then their dude is tiny.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:37
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The Walrus posted:ya honestly agreed even a regular suv these days lights up my entire hatchback like an alien clean room while they tailgate my rear end at 140kph. I hate it, they are too loving bright, they don't need to be that bright, something needs to be done!
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Feb 7, 2017 20:38
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bongwizzard posted:Maybe some of you guys are just driving obnoxiously slow but at the same time being too rude to pull over so a faster vehicle can pass? Yes, because the speed one is driving has strong correlation with brightness of one's lights.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:37
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extra stout posted:the worst thing about most truck and suv owners is that they'll go the entire time they own the vehicle without ever hauling anything or needing the space but they bought it to help portray a false identity permanent hard cover on the truck bed like somebody just designed a lovely L-shaped car for laffs Dave_Indeed posted:
seriously, why do they do this???  it seems to be universal with truckbros
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Feb 7, 2017 20:39
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bongwizzard posted:Maybe some of you guys are just driving obnoxiously slow but at the same time being too rude to pull over so a faster vehicle can pass? i mean when i'm going 80 in a 65 maybe stop tailgating me with your brights on
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extra stout posted:the worst thing about most truck and suv owners is that they'll go the entire time they own the vehicle without ever hauling anything or needing the space but they bought it to help portray a false identity That's for sure. I grew up on a farm and currently live in the middle of nowhere and every time I see one of these loving morons they are commuting to their job in the city or driving back to their house in town. They are never driving around the country outside of trying to find a cornfield to get their trucks permanently/illegally stuck in because they're unintelligent quasi-rural poor people everyone hates... bongwizzard posted:Maybe some of you guys are just driving obnoxiously slow but at the same time being too rude to pull over so a faster vehicle can pass? You don't pull over on a single lane county road, when you get broken lines on your side that indicates that you may now use the left lane (oncoming traffic lane) to go around them. That's not really the problem though, it's more oncoming traffic at night. You're thinking about someone on a highway in the left lane going slow I assume, which I agree sucks but again rtfmogtfo. Mirthless posted:seriously, why do they do this??? By greatly increasing the time it takes them to arrive, and increasing the difficulty of parking and subsequently the chances their car will get scratched (by way of them scratching someone elses car), it allows them a slightly easier time leaving. If you are police, or a volunteer firefighter, or batman, sure... otherwise you're just a loving oval office holding everyone up in the lot and dicking over anyone that needs to park in the spot your back tire is sitting in.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:07
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I drive a 1990 Honda Civic with a carbon fibre spoiler and a stereo worth 3 times the price of the car.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:17
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Feb 7, 2017 21:18
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fyodor makes a good point
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Feb 7, 2017 21:20
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extra stout posted:the worst thing about most truck and suv owners is that they'll go the entire time they own the vehicle without ever hauling anything or needing the space but they bought it to help portray a false identity But I need my F350 for that one time a year I have to pick up a 10-foot 2x4.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:34
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Dave_Indeed posted:You don't pull over on a single lane county road, I do, all the time. I live in a spot with an insane overpopulation of deer and lol I am not going over 40-45mph at night anywhere near my house. Let the other dudes race ahead and get a fawn through the window.
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Feb 7, 2017 21:51
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Moridin920 posted:no but honestly if that truck in the OP was behind me i'd be pretty butthurt about it and prolly respond by going waaaaay under the speed limit Just slam on your brakes and when they hit you tell them you had to stop because you're blind Bing bong problem solved
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Feb 7, 2017 21:51
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lmbo 140kmh get out of here with that
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Feb 7, 2017 21:54
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bongwizzard posted:I do, all the time. I live in a spot with an insane overpopulation of deer and lol I am not going over 40-45mph at night anywhere near my house. Let the other dudes race ahead and get a fawn through the window. lol you literally stop and pull over instead of just going the speed limit. Learn to country you prissy city turd. Bong Wizard pulling over: 
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Feb 7, 2017 22:02
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Dave_Indeed posted:lol you literally stop and pull over instead of just going the speed limit. Learn to country you prissy city turd. I believe OP is what you country types refer to as a "human being."
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Feb 7, 2017 22:04
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Shaquin posted:lmbo 140kmh get out of here with that what is hard to believe? ppl regularly pass me going 150+ even though thats an automatic license suspension and impound
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Feb 7, 2017 22:06
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Dave_Indeed posted:lol you literally stop and pull over instead of just going the speed limit. Learn to country you prissy city turd. Where do you live where anybody does this or were you that 90 year old man driving through people's mailboxes I saw a few years ago?
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Feb 7, 2017 22:12
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turn off the TV posted:Where do you live where anybody does this or were you that 90 year old man driving through people's mailboxes I saw a few years ago? I live in rural Ohio. Are you talking to me because you quoted me or are you talking to the nerd I am making fun of for pulling over because he is scared to drive too fast at night?
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Feb 7, 2017 22:16
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The Walrus posted:ya honestly agreed even a regular suv these days lights up my entire hatchback like an alien clean room while they tailgate my rear end at 140kph. I hate it, they are too loving bright, they don't need to be that bright, something needs to be done!
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Feb 7, 2017 22:17
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The Walrus posted:no dave i havent seen trucks like that. most pickup trucks where I live are driven by construction ppl and the like and are almost invariably not lifted. its nice. Carry heavy weapons so you don’t have to go off‐route to commit a little murder.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:18
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Dave_Indeed posted:I live in rural Ohio. Are you talking to me because you quoted me or are you talking to the nerd I am making fun of for pulling over because he is scared to drive too fast at night? Oh yeah I got confused. Still, I want to know where people apparently pull off of country roads which usually don't have shoulders.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:19
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extra stout posted:the worst thing about most truck and suv owners is that they'll go the entire time they own the vehicle without ever hauling anything or needing the space but they bought it to help portray a false identity I'd say it's all the hep c and AIDS they spread between eachother and their fat tick wives through the usually highway gas station vectors.
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I put LED ground effects on my Ford Probe. The ole razzle dazzle.
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