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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

http://247sports.com/player/daniel-faalele-46037283

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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 05:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:35

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Akeem dent just decommitted from Miami. Top corner

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 22:29

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/godschild3_/status/851169886785110016

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 21:35

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/863106085862989825

# ¿ May 12, 2017 22:56

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

http://saturdaytradition.com/wisconsin-football/wisconsin-pulls-scholarship-qb-recruit-2017/

Wisconsin commit says Chryst pulled his offer after he tweeted he'd gotten a Georgia offer.

https://twitter.com/benbryant_7/status/863571965294129152

https://twitter.com/Ted_Ruxspin/status/863577880185495554

https://twitter.com/HarbaughWeTrust/status/863584871373000704

https://twitter.com/QuackingTiger/status/863587486886313984

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 17:56 on May 14, 2017

# ¿ May 14, 2017 17:49

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Go ahead and read this, everyone

http://thespun.com/college-football/person-posing-as-football-recruit-managed-to-catfish-reporters-fans

# ¿ May 24, 2017 17:30

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

::looks at our LB coach::

Yeah....

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 00:36

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Eltoasto posted:

Justin Fields decommits from PSU, which is a surprise to me.

His supposed handler, a UGA fan on a Georgia messageboard, has been saying so for the past couple weeks.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 03:13

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Jimbo Fisher's camp attracts people from loving Connecticut, wow

https://twitter.com/joshnewberg247/status/875106491476447233
Offers from Iowa, UNC, Toledo. Will probably get more

Justin Fields is there now after what felt like a pit stop to Auburn and he's throwing and its good I guess

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 02:02

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Toledo-then FSU QB commit now flips to UNC

https://twitter.com/jaceruder/status/876924689758781440

Good for him. Guess FSU is all in on Justin Fields

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:21

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

FSU picks up a 4* OL who's like 340 and doesn't destroy his south Georgia high school competition like he should but he has an Alabama offer so that bodes well

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 00:54

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

quote:

Corral was to the point when asked what it was about Florida that stood out.

�There is nobody there. I could potentially start. I mean Malik Zaire is there, he told me there, but they haven�t named a starter yet.�

Corral is well aware Florida is also chasing fellow five-star quarterback Justin Fields. Have the Gators officially offered Corral, as no tender has been reported to date?

�Yeah, but the reason I haven�t said anything or posted it is because they told me not to, so I didn�t. It was pretty straight up.�

"We really like you but please don't tell the other QB we're recruiting!"

**Tells to a recruiting website**

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 01:03

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/joshnewberg247/status/888110051210047488

Now if we can land Waddle and Pinckney and also Tindell and Fields

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 20:05

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/joshnewberg247/status/888491665006051328

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 21:30

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Nussmeier spent a lot of time overseeing Fields as he worked with the other quarterbacks, getting a chance to be in his ear throughout the night.

"His personal message, my dad said he doesn't want me to say it because they might be telling another quarterback something," Fields said. "Because if I don't go here I don't want to mess them up with another guy."

I''m starting to think this Nussmeier guy might not be all that smart

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 17:25

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/DavidFurones_/status/897622729033121794

hell yeah

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:34

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Joey Gatewood is bad

Come to FSU Justin Fields pls oh god

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 04:05

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

KKKLIP ART posted:

All the ~*~*~INSIDERS~*~*~ are moving their crystal balls to UGA and apparently he isn't going to go to some FSU event, so folks are saying the writing is on the wall and he is going to _{recommit to PSU} pick UGA.

FSU loving sucks and will get him killed behind our poo poo offensive line. He deserves to go somewhere that gives a poo poo about his safety

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 02:42

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

I like to think Dan Mullen wears a gator helmet during recruiting visits

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 18:56

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

KKKLIP ART posted:

You guys leave Fields alone.

He's coming

He's a nole

He noles it to be true

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 03:24

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Fielda cmon

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 18:01

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

The Woodbey to FSU thing started because some rando creepy fan tweeted at Woodbey two weeks ago that he should go to FSU and Woodbey tweeted back that FSU is stupid because they never offered him and this totally led to the offer happening so the moral of the story is that tweeting at recruits works

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 05:28

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/BASZOEY/status/943948542376374272/video/1

He's pretty good for a freshman in Texas
http://www.maxpreps.com/m/career/gendersport/stats.aspx?careerid=678f9563-9b58-e711-93f8-ecf4bbe7be14&gendersport=boys,football

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 22:18

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

woo we got Asante Samuels Jr!

gently caress his dad though. Dude left his mom, started a new family, went on Football Wives, never even acknowledged this kid exists
https://twitter.com/Tomahawknation/status/944320912106631169

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Dec 23, 2017

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 03:53

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Ehud posted:

It's less, "Mullen is better than Mac! How surprising!"

It's more just funny how much easier it seems to be for him than it was for Mr. "Recruit or die" McElwain".

lest we forget

quote:

I certainly don�t consider myself an insider in any form of the word, but I have become very good friends with a HS football coach here in FL who from time to time gives me some good inside knowledge of different programs from around the State based on his experience. Was at this coach�s house yesterday and for the first time I flat out asked him, �What do you think of Coach Mac?� He smiled and told me the following story. (I apologize for the lengthy write-up)

This coach is fortunate enough to have a stud QB at his school. The QB is a sophomore this season so recruiting is really starting to pick up. Over summer, the QB got a call from Alabama they told him they were very interested in him and wanted him to come up for a camp. Of course, he said yes. When he arrived, he was greeted at his car by a Bama GA in a golf cart who took him directly to the IPF. There, he was greeted by Lane and proceeded to stretch/warm up for about 30 minutes with Lane talking to him the whole time. He was with a handful of other athletes at this time. After warm ups, him and Lane walked out of the IPF and to another practice field where he threw specifically for Lane. No other QBs were there. After about 30 mins of this, Saban walked up and watched the QB throw and started talking to him. He then invited this kid to his office where they spent the next 2-3 hours chatting one-on-one. Saban said this kid was his #1 target for class of 2019 but that he typically does not offer sophomores and therefore wanted to wait a little bit a see more film out of him. Saban told him that if he continued on the path he was on, he would be getting a Bama offer in the not so distant future.

Fast forward about a week and the QB gets a call from UF (not sure which coach). UF asks him to come up for a camp. The QB agrees but his family is not in town to take him so he asks his coach (my friend) if he would drive him up there, which he of course does. One thing to mention is that my buddy is pretty good friends with Geoff Collins and with our S&C coach due to past relationships. So when they get to UF, they park at the IPF and call the number they were given to call. No answer. They then try to call Coach Collins. No answer. They try for a few minutes and get no response. So they decide just to walk into the IPF. When they walk in there are hundreds of �little� kids camping there. They find Coach Collins and he immediately begins to apologize to them that they forgot they had a youth camp there that weekend and it was crazy. (As a side not, personally I think it�s great that we are holding these youth camps, just not sure that you want to invite a stud QB to the campus on the same weekend.) So after talking for a few minutes with Coach Collins, he tells them to walk over to the stadium, speak with Megan (I think that was the name he said) at the desk and tell her that Coach Collins said you should be given a tour of the facilities. So they do just that. When they find Megan, they tell her what Coach Collins told them. She looks at the list that she has in front of her and says that Coach Collins didn�t put you on the list so I can�t let you in. So disappointed, they ask if they can at least see the weight room as my buddy is interested in seeing if he can find the S&C coach. They are taken to the weight room, find the S&C coach and as they are talking to them a GA walks up and tells them that they need to register for the camp. He tells them that they need to go back upstairs, fill out the registration form and pay the $40 fee. The QB says that he has no money on him. So my buddy ends up paying for him. They then tell the QB that they need his physical to take part in the camp. Well, he doesn�t have one with him. They try to explain that they were invited by the coaching staff personally and weren�t told to bring anything, but they say that he must have one. So my buddy has to drive this QB to the nearest walk-in clinic and get him a physical. Finally, they are registered.

They go back to the IPF and someone tells them that all campers have to do 30 mins of conditioning prior to throwing. The QB says that he really wasn�t prepared to condition for 30 mins and that he thought he was just there to throw a few balls. The GA gets Coach Nuss to come over and introduces him to the QB. Nuss says that everyone has to condition. So the QB conditions. Then Nuss separates the campers and the QB is placed with the freshman and sophomore group. Now mind you, this QB is already a grown man. And now he is throwing with a bunch of �average� freshman and sophomore HS QBs who he towers over by about a foot and he is throwing to a bunch of 5�6� freshman WRs. The QB asks if he could be put in the group with the juniors and seniors. Nuss says no. A few minutes later Coach Mac walks over and says �Are you the (insert last name) boy?� The QB says yes and Mac asks him why he is throwing with the little kids. The QB said he has no idea. Apparently Nuss had no idea who he was or he didn�t seem to care too much. Now again, it would be pretty easy to recognize that this kid is no normal 16 year old. Coach Mac brings him over with the bigger kids and watches him throw a bit. At one point he pulls him over to the side with him, my buddy and Coach Nuss and begins to tell him that he spoke with Saban and Saban thinks very highly of this kid as a QB. And he says that Florida is very much interested in him as well. Nuss steps in and says something to the effect of �well, we really don�t know that much about you so we are still trying to gather a bunch of information.� My buddy said Mac was standing behind Nuss and looked pissed as hell when he said that. Anyway, the day goes on without much else to report.

At the end of the story, my buddy tells me that on the drive to UF that day, out of the blue the QB says that if UF offers today he was going to accept it because the QB wants to play in the SEC and wants to stay in-State. He has had a couple of siblings who went off to play different sports far away from home and it hasn�t always worked out that well or been easy on the family. My buddy is surprised by this comment, but doesn�t say much to try to change his mind. Well when the QB leaves he says, �I don�t care if UF ever offers me, I�m never going there!� He said that it was the worst camping experience he has ever been on and was absolutely miserable the whole time.

On a side note, one of this kids� first offers was from UCF. I asked my buddy what he and the boy thought about Frost and he said they are both blown away by him. The QB even said that he would seriously consider committing to UCF is it wasn�t for the fact that he knows that Frost will be gone in the next few years.

My buddy said that he actually thinks that Mac is a good guy and could be a good recruiter but there it is very obvious that there is a serious disconnect between Mac and some of the other coaches. He said that until they get stuff straightened out and all are working on the same page, it will be tough for them to pull the elite talent especially when going against a well-oiled machine like Alabama.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 07:20

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/BuckeyesNews/status/946034228474667014

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 17:51

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Guess we're just gonna try to raid the West Coast for Wide Receivers

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 05:29

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

KKKLIP ART posted:

Looks like Jimbos hair is running away again

The salves they use at TAMU are a bit dubious

Edit: I like our new staff
https://twitter.com/coach_pimp/status/955252239601471488

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 22, 2018

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 02:46

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Wow, who knew Dan Mullen was literally autistic!

He did blame women for getting assaulted iirc

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 22:18

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/andrew_miller36/status/959583487211786241

https://twitter.com/SanjayKirpalani/status/959588074723467264

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 3, 2018

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 01:48

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Say good bye to Jordan Young, Vols
https://twitter.com/Ctillman04/status/960307520454602752

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 06:13

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Joey Freshwater posted:

Why does that mean Jordan Young isn�t going to Knoxville?

Late offer the week before signing day for a player of the same position while Young is on a visit elsewhere bodes poorly for Tennessee

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 06:26

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Ehud posted:

Tons of crystal balls just flipped from UF to tOSU for Nicholas Petit-Frere. Poop.

Yall might pull malik langham from alabama

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 21:58

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/aadelsonESPN/status/961218126892290049

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 13:45

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/TheDamnBrad/status/961263289660518401

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 18:12

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

He is the very same

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 18:19

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

UGA has 8 5*s lol

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 18:29

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Class like that, someone's gonna snitch

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 18:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:35

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https://twitter.com/Chris_Benjiii/status/961284197611524096

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 20:53

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