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Pooping in the shower.
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Sneezing on the salad bar after leaning all the way down under the sneeze guard.
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When you stub your toe on the coffee table.
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Feb 16, 2017 01:59
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Me noticing I have exact change at the dunkins drive-thru, getting out of my car and doing the crono victory pose: "That's the stuff"
This, but instead of a pose, you accidentally drop a quarter as you hand it to the lady in the window.
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Feb 16, 2017 18:55
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When you're in the middle of busy traffic, waiting at a red light. The light turns green, and your car dies.
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After getting up in the middle of the night in the middle of winter to take care of business and then you go back to bed and you slip back under the covers and the warm is still there waiting for you
After getting up the following morning in the middle of winter, the business is still there waiting for you because the toilet clogged the night before and you didn't notice.
Also you have to be to work in an hour.
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