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Junk posted:Yeah, what buffoons! Haw haw haw! Yes, believing in fairy tales to the point where you throw people in prison for flying around and drilling holes in armpits makes you a buffoon, as does thinking that Harry Potter is going to teach your kid about ritualistic sacrifice. I'm glad we're in agreement here.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:My Pet Monster, He-Man, Yoda, My Little Pony, Smurf... and a rubber snake? Who are the other guys? Thundarr and Panthro? skeletor are you sure about that my pet monster? it could be a gremlin too and that snake thing is the snake mountain set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgBgxepjplo
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the evangelicals spread that poo poo around the satan worhipping panic happened in finland in the nineties and relatives thought that we were worshipping satan when we were playing roleplaying games and the school got visit from a former satan worshipper that had jumped ships and was now fighting against satan. tbf he looked like a pedophile
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Evangelical MLM scam company Amway spread rumors that their competitor was a satanist.
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lol these states are allowed to execute peoplei e well texas is those morons in massachussetts have correctly decided theyre too stupid to be allowed to decide whether people live or die XMNN fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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food court bailiff posted:Yes, believing in fairy tales to the point where you throw people in prison for flying around and drilling holes in armpits makes you a buffoon, as does thinking that Harry Potter is going to teach your kid about ritualistic sacrifice. I'm glad we're in agreement here. totally man, let's put on our best fedoras and laugh at the sky wizard believing dum-dums together
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So, if you believed in the nonsense necessary to make satanism profitable, why would you not immediately go for jesus instead? I mean, belief in the devil kind of necessitates a belief in Jesus, right? So If you believe in Jesus, you become immortal and exist in utter ecstacy after you die, forever and ever. If you go for old nick instead of young jeezy, you get rich for like 70 years maximum, then you go straight to hell forever and ever. How is devil worship in any way logical?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:So, if you believed in the nonsense necessary to make satanism profitable, why would you not immediately go for jesus instead? I mean, belief in the devil kind of necessitates a belief in Jesus, right? So If you believe in Jesus, you become immortal and exist in utter ecstacy after you die, forever and ever. If you go for old nick instead of young jeezy, you get rich for like 70 years maximum, then you go straight to hell forever and ever. How is devil worship in any way logical? well a guy can sign up for an eternity with the guy responsible for, like, you; or he can roll the dice on the Trump option
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Nigmaetcetera posted:So, if you believed in the nonsense necessary to make satanism profitable, why would you not immediately go for jesus instead? I mean, belief in the devil kind of necessitates a belief in Jesus, right? So If you believe in Jesus, you become immortal and exist in utter ecstacy after you die, forever and ever. If you go for old nick instead of young jeezy, you get rich for like 70 years maximum, then you go straight to hell forever and ever. How is devil worship in any way logical? This is good thinking
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Nigmaetcetera posted:So, if you believed in the nonsense necessary to make satanism profitable, why would you not immediately go for jesus instead? I mean, belief in the devil kind of necessitates a belief in Jesus, right? So If you believe in Jesus, you become immortal and exist in utter ecstacy after you die, forever and ever. If you go for old nick instead of young jeezy, you get rich for like 70 years maximum, then you go straight to hell forever and ever. How is devil worship in any way logical? People who think satanism is a real thing think that there are people craven enough to pick that option. It is a super hosed up worldview but they tend to sleep pretty good at night.
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I have to explain to my mom that the JRPGs I played growing up are basically DND and that a whole culture she knows nothing about isn't actual devil worship.
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Junk posted:totally man, let's put on our best fedoras and laugh at the sky wizard believing dum-dums together Yes, this is definitely the thread to get up in arms about people bashing religious zealots.
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Turns out the only thing courts hate more than black people is Satan And if a black satanist ever went to trial ohhhhhh man
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The Satanic Panic thing sort of seemed to die out with the rise of grunge, so there's that. It's something I've sort of mentioned before but the 80s/early 90s metal and hard rock scene just sort of somehow had a lot of focus on the satanic, wiccan and demonic associations it had and were sort of easy targets. The long hair, tattoos, clothes, iconography, sinful lyrics, etc. Then grunge and rap start to hit big, as well as college alternative in general, and the secret satanism of popular music was sort of quickly lost, which possibly helped lessen the whole secret satanic cult fear through the rest of the culture. It's probably a little hard for people to get worked up over a satanic panic on a generation listening to REM, TMBG and MC Hammer.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:So, if you believed in the nonsense necessary to make satanism profitable, why would you not immediately go for jesus instead? I mean, belief in the devil kind of necessitates a belief in Jesus, right? So If you believe in Jesus, you become immortal and exist in utter ecstacy after you die, forever and ever. If you go for old nick instead of young jeezy, you get rich for like 70 years maximum, then you go straight to hell forever and ever. How is devil worship in any way logical? General thinking is you get sweet power and influence on earth and then Satan takes you aside and says: M'boy, you did well up there! I'm going to give you a job down here and maybe the pay's not great but the benefits are spectacular! And then you spend whatever time you got until the second coming pitch-forking people in the butt while flying on your new bat wings.
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Ronnie James Dio made a pretty strong case for Satan in the 80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
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ProfessorYesNo posted:Ronnie James Dio made a pretty strong case for Satan in the 80s: The only hidden secret about that song is that it's about muff diving.
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Junk posted:totally man, let's put on our best fedoras and laugh at the sky wizard believing dum-dums together hmmm yes, you're right, how could i ever think that sometimes religious zealots go too far and hurt peo-- https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809323
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as it turns out you can, actually, criticize things that are bad without owning a fedora and gobbling dick dawkins' dick, just to spare you this embarassment in the future moomin man
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Testikles posted:General thinking is you get sweet power and influence on earth and then Satan takes you aside and says: M'boy, you did well up there! I'm going to give you a job down here and maybe the pay's not great but the benefits are spectacular! Sounds like a MLM pitch.
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Feb 11, 2017 20:42
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Satan made Aatrek do it (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Rambling Robot posted:Satan made Aatrek do it God knew
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this is a classic joke reference to the mods willful knowledge of a pedophile mod, in their very midst, for many years
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food court bailiff posted:as it turns out you can, actually, criticize things that are bad without owning a fedora and gobbling dick dawkins' dick, just to spare you this embarassment in the future moomin man religious extremism is hosed up for sure but when you reduce christianity to "fairy tales" about a "magic all-knowing Superdad in the sky" i can hear your e-cigs clinking together in your cargo shorts from all the way over here
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Junk posted:religious extremism is hosed up for sure but when you reduce christianity to "fairy tales" about a "magic all-knowing Superdad in the sky" i can hear your e-cigs clinking together in your cargo shorts from all the way over here It is fairy tales lol
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hmmm yes i may have been a bit hyperbolic for funsies there, on this comedy forum, but in tripping over yourself to point out what a loser idiot neckbeard i clearly must be you look like a moron in this thread, especially when my post was about things that actually happened and are indeed still happening today http://banninggandalf.weebly.com/satanism.html http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1485.cfm http://www.vigilantchristian.org/harrypotter.html someone who definitely is sane and not softheaded from obsessing about demons posted:"avada kedav__" (which is spiritually offensive so I did not type the last two letters).
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food court bailiff posted:hmmm yes i may have been a bit hyperbolic for funsies there, on this comedy forum, but in tripping over yourself to point out what a loser idiot neckbeard i clearly must be you look like a moron in this thread, especially when my post was about things that actually happened and are indeed still happening today The last guy had a hilarious YouTube channel.
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JediTalentAgent posted:The Satanic Panic thing sort of seemed to die out with the rise of grunge, so there's that. It's something I've sort of mentioned before but the 80s/early 90s metal and hard rock scene just sort of somehow had a lot of focus on the satanic, wiccan and demonic associations it had and were sort of easy targets. The long hair, tattoos, clothes, iconography, sinful lyrics, etc. All the talk of illuminati death cults is sort of a throwback to Satanic panic
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pushpins posted:All the talk of illuminati death cults is sort of a throwback to Satanic panic Yea, but those are totally real.
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:It is fairy tales lol
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4 pages in and no mention of the West Memphis Three? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Memphis_Three
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I'd gently caress a Satan
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'd gently caress a Satan I would molest satan so he only remembered it after extensive prodding from an evangelical christian hypnotherapist.
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I fully support banning STYX albums. But not for the alleged backward satanic messages you can hear if you drag the vinyl for "Snowblind" in reverse really slowly. 30 years ago a scary amount of Americans were terrified by the fact that music sounds different when played backward at a slower speed. That's all the proof they needed to destroy random lives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APhbwoQ7NWs and of loving course even today YouTube is slammed with idiots posting videos of their interpretation of gibberish. humans are dumb and it's a terminal condition.
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This fine documentary from the "Pagan Invasion" series by Jeremiah Films is a joy to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db5XSsf2B4E This man is a recipient of Satan's blessings: 
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Satan is like, the only common god so might as well go Unitarian. 
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing op he didnt molest all those kids imo no justice for pedophile satanists
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pushpins posted:All the talk of illuminati death cults is sort of a throwback to Satanic panic That's something that I was sort of wanting to mention, too, but wasn't really sure how deep that rabbit hole really goes in terms of mainstream popularity. Alex Jones and others seem to talk about it, but at the same time there felt like most of the 90s sort of painted people sounding the alarms of of secret Illuminati, NWO, etc. plots in society as sort of fringe voices as opposed to the mainstream media attention satanic music and horror films were getting in the 80s/early 90s. As odd as this sounds, a thought I had was that fear of 'satanists' gave way to sort of a more overall fear of 'godlessness'. The modern illuminati-style stuff does often have satanic connotations to it to people, but at the same time it feels almost more 'faithless', 'atheistic', etc. Like it's a conspiracy that feels like it hints more at mortals who want the status, power and respect of becoming deified rather than them serving some actual gods, devils, etc. in their hidden theology.
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