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how do you save humanity from our doom (excluding ways that get lowtax a ss visit)
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tell trump that obama totally wouldn't not have run for president
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Feb 9, 2017 12:51
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Sabotage the escalator so that Trump has to use the stairs
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Feb 9, 2017 12:52
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place a massive bet on the cubs winning the series. use the proceeds to build a fallout bunker for me and my many wives. after the nukes fly, repopulate the earth with my many inbred children. humanity saved.
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Feb 9, 2017 12:54
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Trump won pretty hard and Hillary got dumpstered so I'd sit back and have a refreshing beverage.
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Feb 9, 2017 12:56
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Tell Anthony Wiener to delete his drat emails unless he wants to be on dateline NBC
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Feb 9, 2017 12:59
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very carefully op
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Feb 9, 2017 13:12
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pee on trump
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Feb 9, 2017 13:13
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with my advanced knowledge of future memes, i would create the sickest memes to win the meme war of 2016
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Feb 9, 2017 13:17
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1. Retrieve the Sword of Chang 2. Put Jeb! through an 80's montage to train him for the moment in the debate where Trump disses his weird-looking Mexican wife.
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Feb 9, 2017 13:44
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The Groper posted:1. Retrieve the Sword of Chang jeb fucks it up so bad trump ends up just being crowned king
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Feb 9, 2017 13:51
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no, we have to go back to the 2011 white house correspondents dinner! it's too soon! too soon!
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Feb 9, 2017 14:22
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sorry i was working for bernie since april in 2015 this isn't my fault
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Feb 9, 2017 14:31
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Tell Hillary Clinton that maybe she's being a little arrogant and overconfident and pffffffttt ha ha ha sorry i couldn't keep a straight face
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Feb 9, 2017 14:41
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do I get to take anything with me? Like, can I cram a newspaper in my pants waistband or do I show up naked like the Terminator? I mean, even if you have proof positive that Hillary Will Lose, I dunno who would be the best person to show it to. Bringing it to the DNC isn't gonna help, because what are you gonna do, show it to DWS? She'd take it, throw you out, and have it shredded.
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Feb 9, 2017 14:44
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consumed by normies posted:how do you save humanity from our doom I make millions in Vegas
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Feb 9, 2017 14:47
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can we go back further in time to sabotage bill's smooth saxophone-playing ways and ensure that hillary remains a children's lawyer beloved by the few people who know her
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Feb 9, 2017 14:49
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The Brown Menace posted:can we go back further in time to sabotage bill's smooth saxophone-playing ways and ensure that hillary remains a children's lawyer beloved by the few people who know her if we can go to any point in time i'd rather go back and dump chlorine into the primordial ooze
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Feb 9, 2017 15:45
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a bet on the cubs is all well and good but it'd be a better idea to put a big pile of money on leicester winning the league
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Feb 9, 2017 16:02
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once again, unseen hands are pushing me through the voting booth door back to this horrid day 
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Feb 9, 2017 16:02
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I think I'd enjoy the debates more knowing that the best possible outcome was guaranteed.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:08
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I went back further in time to assassinate Hitler, but his deep blue eyes and rich timbre voice melted my heart  Space-time continuum correction comes with unforseen hazards.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:10
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go into bankruptcy buying billboards across the nation with THE POLLS ARE FAKE in all capitals it won't matter tho no one will believe it
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Feb 9, 2017 16:17
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I'd set up a causality loop to doom everyone who posted in C-SPAM to repeat June 16th 2016 -> February 10th 2017 forever, with limited awareness that we are trapped in the loop, but powerless to make any changes.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:20
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Laphroaig posted:I'd set up a causality loop to doom everyone who posted in C-SPAM to repeat June 16th 2016 -> February 10th 2017 forever, with limited awareness that we are trapped in the loop, but powerless to make any changes. so basically right now except earlier
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Feb 9, 2017 16:23
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write up a DNR notice and throw myself off a building where trump is speaking with a sign that says "im from the future you will envy me soon because of this man"
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Feb 9, 2017 16:26
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homercles posted:I went back further in time to assassinate Hitler, but his deep blue eyes and rich timbre voice melted my heart 
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Feb 9, 2017 20:41
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ya ever thing that actions in the present can go back in time as well as forward in time?
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Feb 9, 2017 20:44
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lol nice secret service honey pot
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Feb 9, 2017 20:47
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I warn Bernie of the DNC's treachery and tell him he needs to start campaigning right loving now.
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Feb 9, 2017 20:47
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id time travel back to the 1970s and show Hillary Rodham a video of Hillary Clinton, and tell her that this can all be avoided if she would only ditch that yokel zero shes seeing
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Feb 9, 2017 20:48
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anything you try to change the timeline gets corrected by someone else since trump was actually the best possible outcome for the future of humanity
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Feb 9, 2017 20:51
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paranoid randroid posted:id time travel back to the 1970s and show Hillary Rodham a video of Hillary Clinton, and tell her that this can all be avoided if she would only ditch that yokel zero shes seeing Her being tied to Billy was one of the very few good things she had going.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:23
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I'd tell Bernie to start campaiging in the South earlier.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:25
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make bank on prediction markets
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Feb 9, 2017 21:26
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logikv9 posted:make bank on prediction markets What was a share of Trump going for back then?
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Feb 9, 2017 21:29
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I'd rather kill Caesar before he crosses the Rubicon and save Roman republicanism.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:32
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Thoguh posted:What was a share of Trump going for back then? predictit probably had him at sub 5 but I'd go to the real big vegas-type ones to make my money
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1.) Find myself in the past. 2.) Use the codephrase call and response required to not be stabbed in the neck in case I'm a doppleganger trying to replace me. 3.) Convince past-me that I'm not loving with him, and that Trump really did win. 4.) Using past-me as an intermediary, convince key family members that it's legit. 5.) Use family connections to get access to the highest government official possible. Likely appeals court judges, state senators and U.S. congressmen. 6.) Use data brought back from the election to convince them of the threat, not saying a goddamn word about time travel. 7.) Be taken off the board by my past-self as a possible threat and replacement. I let it happen, as I doom myself if I take him out first. Probably with a hidden knife in the lower spine. 8.) Melodromatically bleed out on the marble stairs of the Supreme Court building while staring at a picture of my kid. Something like that.
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