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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me about the most straight-up hedonistic things a person can do
 
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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


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Go to the Napa Valley and get a mud bath. It can smell a little sulfurous, but it is totally amazing. Think about a full body hug. Most packages come with a mineral bath follow-up, and they keep bringing you flavored waters. Schedule a massage for after, now that your muscles are primed for it.

For lunch, walk literally a block and there's tons of amazing restaurants with high quality ingredients. Wine tastings in the afternoon until about 6 or so.

For dinner there's still great restaurants, but you could also just chill at your residence with your new wine and a variety of local and imported cheeses. Also, chocolate goes well with red wine.


There are a few places that do mud baths, this one just has one of the nicer websites.

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

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Ohnonotme posted:

In Cambodia you can do it from a helicopter, RPG - cow. I think it's about $150, a friend did it last year (maybe 2 years ago).
Make sure you bring champagne and caviar to toast the cow's death.
And don't be expecting to get any steaks from the cow afterwards, it'll be widely scattered ground beef!

Except for the bits that landed in the trees.

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