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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me about the most straight-up hedonistic things a person can do
 
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Beaucoup Cuckoo
Apr 10, 2008

Uncle Seymour wants you to eat your beans.
A boss at an old shop I worked for went to Vegas for his 30th birthday, hosed a bunch of prostitutes, got scabies, didn't get it treated and proceeded to give them to me and the rest of the staff. After everyone in the shop got it worked out he still hadn't treated himself and never acknowledged any of it had to do with him.

The dude also regularly replaced breakfast, lunch and dinner with hard liquor and dabs.

The dude always seemed really sure of himself.

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Beaucoup Cuckoo
Apr 10, 2008

Uncle Seymour wants you to eat your beans.

Anne Whateley posted:

How does one catch scabies from one's boss?

Anyway OP, get a good showerhead, and while you're taking a really hot shower (this is key) drink a giant cup of cold water.

You can get scabies from sitting in the wrong chair or shaking the wrong hand. It's scary. Fortunately it's not terrible to get rid of. Just super loving inconvenient.

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