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Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Buy some quality indoor clothes. I'm thinking silk dressing gowns, cotton pajamas, light cashmere sweaters, Moroccan slippers, perhaps a cravat. Think Noel Coward. Don't sleep in them, or put them on in the evening after work. This is the uniform you put on when you are about to spend a day doing nothing.

Disconnect from the internet. You can buy a dumb-phone, so that you can still invite people to your happening soirees, but despite what you think you can easily do a week without a smartphone or other internet-device. Stock up on books and films beforehand. Listen to a whole album. Read a newspaper start to finish. Sculpt clay. Take a shower with a person of your preferred gender. Maybe try taking a shower with a person of your non-preferred gender, just to check.

Take a drink for a walk. Make yourself a stiff drink, with ice and a slice. Go far a walk with your drink. Perhaps do some shopping. The world is your bar. You'd be amazed how much more relaxed the world feels when you're strolling through it like it's a cocktail party.

Take MDMA and go to a spa. Obviously steer clear of the sauna, but definitely get a massage.

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Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Buy a whole Vacherin Mont d'Or. It's a soft cheese made every year when the cows come down off the mountains, so its only available over the winter months. Cut the rind off the top, then bake that motherfucker like a giant Camembert. Dip bread into the top, like its the most luxurious fondue imaginable.

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