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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me about the most straight-up hedonistic things a person can do
 
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fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Pixelante posted:

Many a goon has fled into the welcoming arms of Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam. Laos is pretty friendly too but you have to wake them up first.

$5 hour-long foot massages with a free beer do a person a lot of good. If you find the right guy, you can throw a grenade at some chickens, or fire a rocket at a cow. I stuck with the foot rubs.

The rpg was out of my price range when I went. They wanted 500usd + 100 for a cow. And rumor is the sights are off so you'll probably miss anyway.
I shotgunned some chickens instead, and grenaded a few fish while sinking beers. Good times.

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