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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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So everyone knows American restaurants these days serve portions that are enough to feed a loving Roman legion so there's always leftovers to-go. At this point you are required to play to-go roulette and find out in an awkward moment of "oh I thought YOU did that since you do things here" they hand you an empty box and expect you to perform labors instead of discretely packaging and bundling your precious food cargo.

This is loving bullshit, sound off and let your gay voice be heard!

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
i much prefer this to them taking my stuff in the back and making them box it. I mean, it's food you've already chomped and slobbered on. Kinda gross to make someone put that poo poo in a box for you

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
leftovers :confused:

lol fat goons dont have leftovers

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
My friend got a leftovers box for a single sunny-side up egg the other day.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
*flapping wrists

ohh waiter i couldnt possibly finish this half a piece of toast please help me pack it up in my bleeding vagina to take home

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
if this wasn't forums user 'fyodor' I would be very angry at the OP.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
lol at eating out, you privileged white male.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I demand all of my leftovers to be given to me in an elegant foil swan. No elegant foil swan, no tip.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Tato posted:

i much prefer this to them taking my stuff in the back and making them box it. I mean, it's food you've already chomped and slobbered on. Kinda gross to make someone put that poo poo in a box for you

I also prefer to box it myself, but mainly because I'm afraid of them spitting on it (again) for some perceived slight.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i prefer that i do it because sometimes the server or whoever just straight dumps it into the box and its all hosed up when i get home :mad:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
as a server i wanted every single one of the customers to die screaming and i probably wouldnt box up your food for you

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
no no, you're all wrong. The server should box it for you because you are tipping them.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Flocons de Jambon posted:

My friend got a leftovers box for a single sunny-side up egg the other day.

people that get breakfast food to go when they don't finish it weird me out. your eggs benedict is going to be awful reheated, and your hashbrowns are worth like $0.50, let it go already.

i'm trying to think of food other than pasta that reheats well enough to justify taking to-go...

pizza is good for like 3 days!!!! to-go royalty!

Burritos kind of suck reheated but you're probably stoned or drunk when you do eat the rest
Sushi isn't too good after more than a couple hours but it's expensive so why not
Salad is soggy and gross after a couple hours if you put dressing on it and the croutons will be stale
Steak is kinda ehhhhh. It's fine-ish cold, but you can't really warm it up without overcooking it, plus you should finish your steak at the restaurant... don't eat so many sides next time

Indian and most asian foods are up there with pizza though, box them fuckers up!

I dunno, weigh in peeps, what foods suck to box up and what foods are good?

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
if anyone itt is seriously advocating reheating a burrito I'll take a 6 hour ban.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I don't know where you've been eating, O.P., but I never have leftovers. My plate is licked clean every time I leave a restaurant.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I haven't been to a restaurant twice in tyool 2017

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I reheat my mom's boneless chicken wings from the bar sometimes when she falls asleep, those can be p. good. Esp. with bleu cheese dressing and celery.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

You fat slobs.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
One time I got a box for some Chinese food and I totally wasn't expecting to have the lady stand there and scoop all the stuff off my plate for me. It was awkward as gently caress, 'cause I'm right in the middle of telling a story to my parents, and I'm not going keep talking with this waitress right drat next to me. It wasn't about anything private or offensive - so thinking on it, I don't know why I felt weird, but I would've been happy to do it myself.

I'm real loving lazy but I think I can handle the scooping of food.

edit: I just tried it again and hosed up so maybe it was for the best. Still.

Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Feb 10, 2017

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

ra tehuti posted:

if anyone itt is seriously advocating reheating a burrito I'll take a 6 hour ban.

Book 'em, Danno

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

The servers at the local Vietnamese place are fairly insistent on putting your leftover pho into the plastic container cups themselves. The serving bowls are very wide and most people just end up making a mess when they try to pour leftovers into a to-go bowl, so they probably just want to avoid having to inevitably clean up a third of a pho order off the table.

All the sides you use during dinner (cilantro, chilis, bean sprouts) mean it doesn't actually reheat very well, though, so the whole process is kind of a waste. It's one of the few mainstream Asian foods that doesn't keep well.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ra tehuti posted:

if anyone itt is seriously advocating reheating a burrito I'll take a 6 hour ban.

how the hell do you manage to post so much and show up in every thread?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Luvcow posted:

how the hell do you manage to post so much and show up in every thread?

its cool man i say :justpost:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
My favorite is when you have a relatively small portion left but still wanna eat it later and then they bring out one of the big containers that could hold an entire dish.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

A misanthrope posted:

its cool man i say :justpost:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I prefer to box it myself rather than let the dude or lady making minimum wage do it badly for me.

[Edit] who the hell takes home leftover pho. god drat hipsters. if i asked my local pho place for a to-go cup they would stare at me like the idiot white man I am. They barely even speak english and that's probably why its so good. They only take cash and its 3 miles away from the tannery. Get the small. gently caress now I sound like a hipster.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Feb 10, 2017

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If anything, restaurants don't give big enough servings op.

Look at the freak in the op ugh. Bet he doesn't even have his daily burger

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

if your waiter isn't chewing every bite into a manageable bolus and then dribbling it to you like one bisexual porn star to another then i don't know why you are even tipping OP

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


fyodor posted:

So everyone knows American restaurants these days serve portions that are enough to feed a loving Roman legion so there's always leftovers to-go. At this point you are required to play to-go roulette and find out in an awkward moment of "oh I thought YOU did that since you do things here" they hand you an empty box and expect you to perform labors instead of discretely packaging and bundling your precious food cargo.

This is loving bullshit, sound off and let your gay voice be heard!

this lets me pick and choose things worth taking home. Maybe a side wasn't very good or something on the plate simply won't keep as long as the rest, so you can put that poo poo away to your specs rather than having someone more interested in getting you out the door for their next tip than do menial nonsense for you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

If you don't finish all your food and possibly other people's food on the table please turn in your man card pronto.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Wendigee posted:

I prefer to box it myself rather than let the dude or lady making minimum wage do it badly for me.

[Edit] who the hell takes home leftover pho. god drat hipsters. if i asked my local pho place for a to-go cup they would stare at me like the idiot white man I am. They barely even speak english and that's probably why its so good. They only take cash and its 3 miles away from the tannery. Get the small. gently caress now I sound like a hipster.

i do. i'm the pho-taker.

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

Tumble posted:

people that get breakfast food to go when they don't finish it weird me out. your eggs benedict is going to be awful reheated, and your hashbrowns are worth like $0.50, let it go already.

i'm trying to think of food other than pasta that reheats well enough to justify taking to-go...

pizza is good for like 3 days!!!! to-go royalty!

Burritos kind of suck reheated but you're probably stoned or drunk when you do eat the rest
Sushi isn't too good after more than a couple hours but it's expensive so why not
Salad is soggy and gross after a couple hours if you put dressing on it and the croutons will be stale
Steak is kinda ehhhhh. It's fine-ish cold, but you can't really warm it up without overcooking it, plus you should finish your steak at the restaurant... don't eat so many sides next time

Indian and most asian foods are up there with pizza though, box them fuckers up!

I dunno, weigh in peeps, what foods suck to box up and what foods are good?

Things with stew meat might even be better as leftovers! So chile and poo poo like that is great to make in large quantities, you can even freeze it in baggies for lunch sized portions.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Go to a restaurant where they don't serve you too much food instead. The food is also better usually.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
got yourself +1 big boy holler from this guy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

A misanthrope posted:

its cool man i say :justpost:

someone could be literally making GBS threads million dollar gold bars with every post but if it's 200 times a day that person needs to take a break and get some mental health help

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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numberoneposter posted:

If you don't finish all your food and possibly other people's food on the table please turn in your man card pronto.

Maybe I'm not a gluttonous piece of poo poo like you? :shrug:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

a microwaved burrito is fine the next day what the gently caress?!?!

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

numberoneposter posted:

If you don't finish all your food and possibly other people's food on the table please turn in your man card pronto.

There are man cards?!

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
If yiou let the server box it up he'll take a couple bites and lick up the sauce like a starving dog

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

If yiou let the server box it up he'll take a couple bites and lick up the sauce like a starving dog

Alternatively, someone in the back will reflexively throw your food in the trash.
..And then proceed to 'oh poo poo' and shovel it into a to-go.

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