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no but i will punch any alt right posters in the SA civil war
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Feb 11, 2017 02:03
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I don't think goons are really capable of marching anywhere.
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Feb 11, 2017 02:22
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An army travels on its belly so holy poo poo
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Feb 11, 2017 02:44
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I'll bring some real life military skills like "hiding in the basement storage area so they don't make you clean things, while holding a clipboard, so if anyone comes down there you can yell SIR INVENTORY SIR while jumping to your feet from a deep sleep" This never actually fools anyone it's just usually funny enough they can't get mad at you
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Feb 11, 2017 02:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y documentary footage of goons marching off to war
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Feb 11, 2017 02:57
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If DGSW was supreme allied commander I'd attack any shoal. It's just the middle management desk clerks like that fuzzy cathead fucker would sap my resolve. As long as Enfield works the chow line I'm down.
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Feb 11, 2017 03:09
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I cannot march cos of the diabeetus.
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Feb 11, 2017 03:12
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A misanthrope posted:no but i will punch any alt right posters in the SA civil war 
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Feb 11, 2017 08:26
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I'll be with you guys right up until thebullets fly or people start getting arrested. I got five kids to feed after all
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Feb 11, 2017 08:28
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Feb 11, 2017 08:30
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You can't have a military without a General.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:30
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I wore the uniform a long, long time ago. Anyway, he saw us and come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945
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Feb 11, 2017 08:36
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:*ironically becomes hardened and ruthless just like our enemies after experiencing the horror of war, still won't eat vegetables* heh, you say that now but after 6 weeks in the field and you manage to draw the only random rear end vegetarian MRE from the crate and learn the hard way that no one is going to trade you their Jalapeno Cheddar spread for your vegetarian sloppy joe mix.... then you'll be singing a different tune
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Feb 11, 2017 08:45
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I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't be very effective in a war. I'd be one of those guys that got shot before he even left the boat in saving private ryan. You don't want me.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:45
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I wouldn't go anywhere near a battlefield, but if I were offered some kind of job in Awful Intelligence, I think I could do some good for the war effort.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:49
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We'd be going to war with horrible people I assume so absolutely. I'm going to have me a wall of furry trophy heads.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:55
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also, i have already marched to war for something awful, op. im a veteran of the first sacking of Delve. i was in-fleet when BoB was disbanded, and DBRB took us on tour all night killing deactivated POSes that had titans under construction. i resigned in protest over leadership's refusal to reset TEST because I'll be god damned if im going to fight alongside reddit. i rejoined briefly after hearing that mittani finally sacked up and declared war on them, but reddit sucks so bad the war was already over by the time i got there. by then, the magic was gone anyway. i had made a life for myself and didn't have time to play internet spaceships anymore
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Feb 11, 2017 09:08
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oh captain my captain
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Feb 11, 2017 09:09
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Psycho Society posted:oh captain my captain
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Feb 11, 2017 09:09
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lol i forgot how thin lowtax used to be before all the divorces
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Feb 11, 2017 09:11
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time makes fat gay fools of us all
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Feb 11, 2017 09:11
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Chlamyllionaire posted:If DGSW was supreme allied commander I'd attack any shoal. Beeble one to b-beeble... b-base... 
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Feb 11, 2017 09:13
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I'll make the wiki
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Feb 11, 2017 09:21
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A real American hero arises!
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Feb 11, 2017 09:24
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Mr.Tophat posted:The goon cooks would kill each other if they had to work together to feed the troops. Knives slowly jammed into mens chests in a desperate struggle, the final blood gargle saying, 'NO loving BEANS IN CHILLI' Working in a kitchen is already like going to war, chefs are assholes.
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Feb 11, 2017 09:35
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Eve Online goons have done this for years in a video game that sucks more than real life, so yeah, probably.
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Feb 11, 2017 09:37
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LethalGeek posted:We'd be going to war with horrible people I assume so absolutely. I'm going to have me a wall of furry trophy heads. You do know that you can just buy those?
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Feb 11, 2017 10:08
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I call honeydipper.
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Feb 11, 2017 10:09
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Iron Prince posted:heh, you say that now but after 6 weeks in the field and you manage to draw the only random rear end vegetarian MRE from the crate and learn the hard way that no one is going to trade you their Jalapeno Cheddar spread for your vegetarian sloppy joe mix.... then you'll be singing a different tune iron prince is an actual vet. huh didnt know that
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Feb 11, 2017 11:09
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i would stand in battle against our opressors
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Feb 11, 2017 11:11
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Some day Something Sensitive is going to have all the leaders of Something Awful killed on a night they will call the night of the long internet knives. all of his has happen before
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Feb 11, 2017 11:11
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Enfield posted:i would stand in battle against our opressors i too will help kill whitey
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Feb 11, 2017 11:11
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ill be like that guy in the new blockbuster hacksaw ridge and during the night rescue hundreds of woynded posters
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Feb 11, 2017 11:13
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no, sorry, i have to look after my gay kids to make sure they turn out gay
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Feb 11, 2017 11:17
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"Shitter's full, who's the honeydipper?" *raises hand lightning fast*
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i want to fly the fuckin fighter jets
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Feb 11, 2017 11:20
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im legally blind in one eye tho
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Can't wait until I get PTSD because I'm a retard who volunteered to go to war.
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