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Utz

by vyelkin
Martha's Reeking Pie Hole : serves fine specialty pies but has a mighty peculiar pong

Totally Tubular Tony's : all food is liquified and served via IV drip

Bottom's Up : mostly a fratbro beer bar, but they also sell chicken wings and oh yeah, it all goes in the butt

The Pullet Surprise : they strongly imply that they're serving chicken but that is most definitely not loving chicken

Twigg & Berrie's: upscale and superswank, this place serves nothing but cock and balls prepared in a myriad of sophisticated ways

Hot Dog Hell : a never ending storm of hot dogs is launched at you from every direction and you must rely on your precognitive reflexes to stay alive

Sugar Shack Attack : just a sign by a lonely road on a shack where if you go in you will become the food OR leave with your belly full, smackin yer lips, rubbin belly

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Utz

by vyelkin
Schwimmer's Schnitzels, Strudels, Sausages & Pretzels

Jack Rabbit Slimm's

Remember the Tacobowl

The Purine Tureen Foie Gras Fusion Palace

Albert's Fish House

The Telltale Meatball

Punkinfuckler's

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