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Historical Wizards posted:A restaurant called 'Sorry We're Closed', alternatively it could be called 'Sorry We're Open' I like this alternatively, "Open 23/7 - Just Not Now" |
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Cram It In Yer Gob |
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Feb 20, 2017 20:24
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fude: it has been prepared by chefs in the nude you can't see the chefs (probably mercifully), they're hidden away in the kitchen, but the knowledge infuses the taste and experience of the food |
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Feb 20, 2017 21:47
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smear and a beer every order yields you a beer and an unidentified goopy substance smeared onto a plate the smear is guaranteed to be theoretically edible but that's all you know you are not permitted to leave until you have finished your smear sorry no bread, that's cheating |
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May 8, 2017 16:31
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Plebian Parasite posted:shot and a blot rorschach, leary, or dealer's choice? |
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May 8, 2017 17:22
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drowned in pussy juice posted:there's a pie shop in Byron baycalled the 23 hour pie shop, it's open 24 hours but the implication that it closes for an hour dramatically boosts sales the ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine out of every one hundred thousand donuts do not contain cyanide donut shop Manifisto fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 9, 2017 |
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May 9, 2017 13:37
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the spice girls contrary to expectations, the food is not particularly spicy. however it is served by former members of the band the spice girls. however not the singers/musicians, it is actually served by roadies, technicians, and other low-level functionaries associated with the band. many of said functionaries are male. however however, the functionaries do dress as, make themselves up like, and adopt the name and mannerisms of various of the spice girls musicians. also they will add a bit of culinary spice to your food if you ask nicely, this is sort of a "secret menu" hack for dining at the spice girls (the restaurant). oh, and the background music at the restaurant consists entirely of bananarama and bangles tunes.
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