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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

good, i'm glad of it

gently caress you.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
buncha fish are gonna have a kickass waterslide ride today I guess

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Uncle Wemus posted:

why would you live below a dam

most places are below a dam, idiot

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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durrr why people live on ground it hurts my autism

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

General Dog posted:

I thought California was supposed to be running out of water

we are

that dam had the last water in the state

all the water is gone

all of it

we're beginning phase two now

the invasion eastward begins tomorrow

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

exploded mummy posted:

They already captured all the hatcheries down stream and moved them a few days ago

they can't have moved all the goddamned fish out of that lake

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Well as an ethereal spirit, he'd know wouldn't he?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

This guy is an idiot because the dam isn't on the American River, or one of its tributaries.

he's not wrong about the evacuations tho

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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b-minus1 posted:

Learn to swim

yeah, that'll save your rear end in a flood

jesus christ

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

like a cigarette should posted:

Antifa just showed up and are throwing bricks and molotovs at the dam to protest trump

Throwing bricks at a break in an overtopped dam isn't the worst response in the world all things considered

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Human Crouton posted:

Hurry, Californians! Protest that dam!

gently caress you, dumbass

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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happyhippy posted:

Looking forward to see the guy managing the dam to retire with a six digit pension plan.

It ain't that guy's fault the state wouldn't pony up for maintenance.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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CONGRESS CREATED FLASH FLOOD

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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School Nickname posted:

LOL just LMAO if you don't believe that the GOP funded poo poo dams in specific locations to piss off environmentalists on the surface, secretly hoping they'd fail and wash away liberalism like a biblical flood.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
i'm the spaces in the web address

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EugeneJ posted:

What the gently caress



Man, who'd have thought that r/Conspiracy would be full of conspiracy theories?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

I hope the whole hillside goes and the entire dam falls apart and everything down the river is obliterated for the glory of Satan.

I don't and you're a bad person if this is a serious post.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Lamebot posted:

im the gang tagger that feels the need to represent in a farm field

There's literally nothing else to do in that part of the Central Valley.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Zahgaegun posted:

Go to the CNN comment threads or something if you don't want to hear jokes about the flood where the gently caress do you think you are seriousposter Vincent Van Goatse

I'm a bad person too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElectricSheep posted:

I bet all of freep is collectively typing with one hand at this moment

even though the counties that are flooding all went for Trump lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Sammus posted:

I bet if poo poo gets bad they ask for federal funds to help fix things.

if Trump refuses that'll kill the remains of the Republican Party in the state

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

How the Heck do you politicize a dam? Its not like one side said no spending money on infrastructure ever

HURR CALIFORNIA DIDN'T GO TRUMP LIBTARDS DESERVE TO DIE

HURR OROVILLE IS IN A RED COUNTY THOSE SISTERFUCKING FASCISTS DESERVE TO DIE

etc

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

qkkl posted:

So hundreds of thousands of people were evacuated. Does this mean that over a hundred thousand people would have died if they didn't evacuate and the dam broke? Seems like dams would be an ideal target for a terrorist attack if that were the case.

It's way harder to blow up a dam so that it fails catastrophically than it is to just spray bullets into a nightclub or set off a car bomb.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Uncle got his poo poo done, now I'm getting his inheritance :lol: sent that to aunt, she's mad as gently caress and threatening his wellbeing.

I love california. Who knows who he got to do it.

:ca:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Lao Tzu lived in a hut and he ate straw

gently caress off fat middle aged boomer shithead from the Dustin comic strip

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm from California and I say shut the gently caress up Moridin

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Chico has Sierra Nevada Brewing, so they can live.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Idiot Kicker posted:

We had a tornado in Oroville when I was 7. Our teacher let us watch it from the window as it cut across the street

And people say Oklahomans are stupid.


Well, they are. But they don't do this dumb poo poo so they're at least a different kind of stupid.

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