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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Post your favorite expletive exclamations
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Scaly Haylie

 aw, suck me off at the pass!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 03:24
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The X-man cometh
 Heavens to Betsy!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 03:26
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Ultra Spoot

 Ah shm*gglep*ops. You're such a c*rn h*sker jerry. Papa will be so mad. You little vanderb*lt. Ah Ll*mas

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 05:06
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station
  • gently caress!
  • Throw a dirty dingus down my dumper
  • Jeez'm Craw!
  • Great Google E. Moogley
  • I Think I'm Turning Into A Pile of Bird poo poo
  • Shut the Front Door
  • Son of a biscuit eatin' bulldog
  • Horse apples!
  • Oh, Fish! presumably "fish" is a substitute for "frick"
  • Well, slap my rear end and call me Nancy!
  • Ow, my balls!
  • Oh Fiddle Stinks
  • My word!
  • Oh my goodness
  • Gosh
  • Golly
  • Jimminy
  • Jillickers
  • Jinkies, Scuba

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* # ? Feb 13, 2017 06:15
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Ultra Spoot

 The true beauty of being a child is being able to make your friends laugh just by saying dinglehopper or turd nuggets or something

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 07:12
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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
what the butt !

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 07:40
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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Ah Yeah Thats The Stuff

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 08:36
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Ultra Spoot

 *Me as the drive- thru window guy hands me my change and i miss and drop it* AH SHINGLES *me as I headbutt a hole through my windshield in a wave of rage* POODLE HAT *me as i crawl on the ground, sliced beyond recognition, dying fast but gaining a final surge of adrenaline* BRAMBLE BLAST

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 08:38
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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Falling off a horse: AH SUGARLUMPS!!
Falling off some scaffolding: ERECTION!!!
Falling off a log: WOOD YOU BELIEVE IT!!! Alternatively: TIMBEEERRRRRRRR
Falling off a wall: poo poo A BRICK!!!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 10:45
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Beachcomber

Another day in paradise.


 Zounds!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 10:54
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pig slut lisa

irl is good

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Ow, my balls!

good tv show, imo

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 14:24
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Elusif

 Jabroni!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 15:10
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
Jeepers!

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 16:52
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Darkman Fanpage
 https://youtu.be/NqUgDWulrDM

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44
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Macnult

 I really like going "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" even though I sometimes worry people that I may say a really bad word but in reality I'm just shushing the pain away

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 18:11
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death sext


 @&$!!!


* # ? Feb 13, 2017 18:58
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vanisher

death sext posted:

@&$!!!

*death sext stubbing her toe*
"At ampersand dollar sign!!"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 19:03
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Historical Wizards


 Holy cats!
Oh geez.


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 20:14
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Farecoal

There he go
When I almost hurt myself, don't actually hurt myself, but loudly exclaim "Ow!" anyway

* # ? Feb 13, 2017 21:34
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
h*ck (sorry)

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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* # ? Feb 13, 2017 22:34
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Robot Made of Meat

Splatmaster posted:

h*ck


Well I never!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Feb 14, 2017 00:52
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Throw a dirty dingus down my dumper

That's a good way to get a dumper infection, which leads to my new favorite expletive: dumper infection

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 02:13
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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Dad gummit, or dad gum

A southern classic

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 02:28
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


 how could I have forgotten abt Dad Gum

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* # ? Feb 14, 2017 06:39
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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
do they not have dad gum where yall come from :ohdear:

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:17
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Doctor Dogballs posted:

  • gently caress!
  • Throw a dirty dingus down my dumper
  • Jeez'm Craw!
  • Great Google E. Moogley
  • I Think I'm Turning Into A Pile of Bird poo poo
  • Shut the Front Door
  • Son of a biscuit eatin' bulldog
  • Horse apples!
  • Oh, Fish! presumably "fish" is a substitute for "frick"
  • Well, slap my rear end and call me Nancy!
  • Ow, my balls!
  • Oh Fiddle Stinks
  • My word!
  • Oh my goodness
  • Gosh
  • Golly
  • Jimminy
  • Jillickers
  • Jinkies, Scuba

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:19
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Aw poo poo Scooob!

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:20
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

do they not have dad gum where yall come from :ohdear:

I've always wondered what flavor dad gum is. does it taste like sardines?

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* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:24
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


 I mean surely someone here has tasted daddy's gummies

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* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:25
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I mean surely someone here has tasted daddy's gummies

:colbert:

* # ? Feb 14, 2017 07:26
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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Willikers.

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 00:39
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Geezum Crow

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Feb 15, 2017 01:49
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Sugar Honey Iced Tea

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* # ? Feb 15, 2017 01:50
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Ultra Spoot

 The last airbender

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 01:52
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poverty goat



 dang

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 02:04
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Scaly Haylie

 aw beans

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 06:48
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jyrque

 Shut the front door

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 08:18
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Elusif

 I've recently started saying Assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

* # ? Feb 15, 2017 13:40
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Saying the word "shoot!" followed immediately by the word "bang!"

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* # ? Feb 15, 2017 16:05
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drowned in pussy juice

by FactsAreUseless
"I'm not here to gently caress spiders goddamnit"

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