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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naraka_%28Buddhism%29 - More creative than Judeo Christian hell - Multiple hells in cold and hot form - Is not eternal, but very long, Ulillillia style fixation on huge numbers - Whoever came up with these may have like gotten off on it or something, like that Fourth Stimpire guy Cold Narakas
Hot Narakas
Buddhist hell mother fuckers
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:21 |
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looks like a cool post, i will read it later op. thanks (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:22 |
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Hey look, another reason I'm happy to be an atheist.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:24 |
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https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/825527641658753025
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:26 |
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this is hell
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:27 |
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I wonder how they derived the very specific lifespans. You'd probably get used to the suffering after all that time though.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:28 |
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What, exactly, are the "hu - hu", "at-at-at", and "haa-haa" sounds?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:28 |
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The number thing is odd, the Nation of Islam has a similar obsession. Cool thread tho.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:29 |
seems very similar to the Hindu version, which iirc also has an endless lake of cum and a place where you burn for decades per hair on every animal you ever ate lol.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:29 |
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Do hell guards have Buddha nature?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:29 |
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Saint Drogo posted:which iirc also has an endless lake of cum The interpretation of Buddhism I'm familiar with suggests that hell isn't a punishment, its more like the universe giving you more of what your actions and desires on earth suggested you would want.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:32 |
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A misanthrope posted:this is hell
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 06:37 |
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this man's username slash post combo is....... it's the combo of the prophecy!!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:02 |
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that's loving cool, i wanna be a buddhist now
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:03 |
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I wish we could get Uillillia to put these Buddhist hell numbers in perspective for us
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:04 |
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"and after church, we're going to Grandma's house" nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:05 |
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This is some dirtified version of buddhism. the true path is the one where you go live in a cave by yo'self until you die and suffer a lot.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:05 |
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Nothing sex related? You're not fooling anyone, Buddhists.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:06 |
Moon Atari posted:The interpretation of Buddhism I'm familiar with suggests that hell isn't a punishment, its more like the universe giving you more of what your actions and desires on earth suggested you would want. "Dude, nobody ate that much smoked meat without being really into it, stop flipping out man" *menaces with flaming weapons*
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:27 |
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I think this will probably be my last earth body. I'm sorry that most of you will be burning in hell while I finally achieve ultimate freedom. I hope you can turn around your life from sin and atheism soon.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:30 |
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Chinese have a lot of Hells, Jack.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:32 |
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I like the one with the sword trees
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:34 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Chinese have a lot of Hells, Jack. Aw, what is that? No don't tell me!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:34 |
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Reminder that The Way has no End
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:36 |
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Buddhism is a good religion for sure, but after watching the Young Pope on HBO I'm back to thinking that Roman Catholicism is the one true faith
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:44 |
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:Buddhism is a good religion for sure, but after watching the Young Pope on HBO I'm back to thinking that Roman Catholicism is the one true faith Don't fall in with vampire cults. You'll end up turning tricks for Hot Topic gift cards.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 09:45 |
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Mahāraurava sounds like GBS on a good day
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 10:04 |
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I only recently found out that Hellraiser is basically an Islamic hell where you're strung up by chains and hooks and flayed over and over. Though did they even have chains and hooks when the world was first born? Before metallurgy? Either way, hell is p.badass.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 10:36 |
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At least its not an eternity like the regular hell. Also I assume you get reincarnated after the very specific time is up, but if you can't remember it did it really do any good?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:30 |
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I'm the Buddhist Hell Accountant. I sit in a corner with a timer, checking that the floor managers don't get "creative". Goddamn Steve's always letting guys off up to 1.26 times 340 years early, to get better numbers in his performance reviews.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:45 |
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Send him to the hell of loud carnival night zone music sped up to to the power of 5.74x for 13.9x>44 thousand years.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:59 |
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Drunken Baker posted:I only recently found out that Hellraiser is basically an Islamic hell where you're strung up by chains and hooks and flayed over and over. I've always wondered how hell picks and chooses the technology it uses. You don't really hear stories about demons using like ak47s or anything but they've definitely got some medieval stuff going on. Did Satan just like up in the 1100s be like "oh yeah this is tits this is the poo poo right here" and refused to change with the times like someone's uncle who doesn't listen to music that came out after the Joshua Tree?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:17 |
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That's why you ditch the religious aspects and just keep the philosophical aspects, which are pretty awesome.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:20 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've always wondered how hell picks and chooses the technology it uses. You don't really hear stories about demons using like ak47s or anything but they've definitely got some medieval stuff going on. Did Satan just like up in the 1100s be like "oh yeah this is tits this is the poo poo right here" and refused to change with the times like someone's uncle who doesn't listen to music that came out after the Joshua Tree? I forget which hell it is, but I'm sure I read about one that used barbed wire. So I think they keep up with the times.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:24 |
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i am the king of hell
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:26 |
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You gotta cover all the bases
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:30 |
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Drunken Baker posted:I forget which hell it is, but I'm sure I read about one that used barbed wire. So I think they keep up with the times. Gonna be disapointed when I get to hell and the demon's just a dude in a suit who tazers me in the balls repeatedly while they blast Slayer to keep me from sleeping
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:32 |
Attack on Titan season 2 lookin pretty good. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:35 |
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Op forgot the ruled over by a naked idiot hell , the one we're all in
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What's it take to get sent there?
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